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The fucking Cure better not play Reading. fuck that.
Alright my last RT is brilliant.
Menthol cigarettes > Normal cigarettes.
I am a sarcy twat.
Can you light a queef on fire?
It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine.
Shit
lucky i've got enough to lose.
Amsterdam Nights, bottle of Bulmers and a onesie. #Liamsnightin
Brother's being a little fucker so I'm gonna get him in trouble.
YESSSSS! NEW FOUND GLORY PLAY BLITZKRIEG BOP ON KERRANG TOUR!
Me and @EnterMclovin are going sweater shopping in 6 days. On that note, bedtime.
Pooing shit
If you upload a picture with the caption "0mg dyinnnnn lolollololool!!11!!1!111!!!!" and it's not funny, I'll judge you.
Broadcasting a message containing the word 'niggers', then realising you have a black guy in your contacts. Whoooooopsie
RT IF U FINK DAT GARY BARLOW IS DA BEST X FACTA JUDGE
c**t.
Oh wait she deleted her twitter..
Confused.
Pissing in a pot tomorrow to see if I have Chlamydia ☺
dun kno da pot noodle ting
Adrian overwaters plants.
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock!