Pilton weather and ground condition reports 2023
The diver, the jar, the stick and the cow
“I am so small” said the Diver. “Yes” said the Cow “ but you are a huge dick”
The weather reports in June, from the heart of Pilton, will contain:
Rainfall in the last 24 hour period courtesy of the RAM jam jar and the latest scientific depth assessment.
Water table height provided by the diver and Sticky Stick mark II
Daily outside temperature and humidity taken at the la tour aux oignons
Wind direction and cloud cov
“What’s do we do when our hearts hurt?” asked the Diver, “We wrap them with friendship, shared tears and time” said the Cow “but mainly stop the Class A intake”.
Temperature at 0826 am is 18.9 C and humidity is 80%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is recorded as a bit, maybe 0.1 mm. The Ram Jam Jar was damp this morning, if tilted a drop formed at the side. Michael's boot soles are slightly moist. There were a few showers on site last night, a dust settler at most. The ground is still Chuck No
