Langdale Wolf Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 well, i gotta be honest- when i started this thread i expected 2 replies at most, and i expected both of them to be mildly abusive or disgusted...i am genuinely happy that the green metal sanctuary has more fans than just me i think we need some 'shouts' for that moment the bundle leaves the rear door and starts its fast downward trajectory...and i wanna hear them onsite at the appropriate moment something like, "bombs away" or "watch out below"...any other suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiejc Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 (edited) Having a number 2 in a longdrop, when it's raining is a surreal experience, only at worthy farm.... Edited April 23, 2008 by jamiejc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 (edited) You're all sick people, very, very sick people but I cannot deny that longdrops rule !! Never sat foot (or anything else for that matter) in a turdis and don't intend to break the habit of a lifetime this year either. Al-fresco pooing all the way. Mind you, slightly disconcerting the first time in the rain, having water running where water shouldn't be and all that Edited April 23, 2008 by mikeb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superdry Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Some suggestions? How about: AAAAAARRGGHH!!! For Christs sake people - stay away from the Hare Krishna's food - it's free for a reason. Agony!!I got 99 problems but my shit ain't oneFire in the hole!Love is a burning thing, and it makes a fiery ring...Surely you can't be serious? I am serious, and don't call me ShirleyThe white zone is for loading only. There is no dumping in the white zoneIf you're happy and you know it, clang your door *CLANG CLANG* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Boy Bubby Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Mind you, slightly disconcerting the first time in the rain, having water running where water shouldn't be and all that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostkiss Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 I needed to show my daughter (the one I'm bringing to Glosat) this thread. She has now decided the she's gonna hold it for 5 days !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostkiss Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Glosat = Glasto (before 1st cup of coffee) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight_toker Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 (edited) Some suggestions? How about: AAAAAARRGGHH!!! For Christs sake people - stay away from the Hare Krishna's food - it's free for a reason. Agony!!I got 99 problems but my shit ain't oneFire in the hole!Love is a burning thing, and it makes a fiery ring...Surely you can't be serious? I am serious, and don't call me ShirleyThe white zone is for loading only. There is no dumping in the white zoneIf you're happy and you know it, clang your door *CLANG CLANG* Edited April 23, 2008 by midnight_toker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clockworkpurple Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 well, i gotta be honest- when i started this thread i expected 2 replies at most, and i expected both of them to be mildly abusive or disgusted...i am genuinely happy that the green metal sanctuary has more fans than just me i think we need some 'shouts' for that moment the bundle leaves the rear door and starts its fast downward trajectory...and i wanna hear them onsite at the appropriate moment something like, "bombs away" or "watch out below"...any other suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazey Jamie Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 TIMMMMMMMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBi_Fest Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 my technique could better be labelled 'Ritual' !!! 5 wet wipes Loo roll/Tissues Take deep breath Hold breath enter toilet that has just been vacated by a GIRL - this often means she may have cleaned it up a bit too. enter toilet, ensure toilet seat is present (if not begin process anew) lock door (if no lock begin process anew) wipe toilet seat thoroughly with wet wipe (if anything more than 'dribbleage' begin process anew) rip two wet wipes in half, place the four halves to totally cover toilet seat ensure no involuntary glances down the long drop uncover the barest amount of flesh to ensure success of operation gingerly place self upon be-decked seat try various techniques to combat the stage fright, talk calmly to your bowels (but only in your mind!!) go to the happy place in your mind while doing 'business' try stay in happy place while men look over the top of the loo and people try opening the door try stay in happy place while keeping all clothing off the floor/walls/'bench' front finish 'business' (mentally ensure you wont need to go again all day at the very least) wipe wipe again throw all wipes+loo roll in long drop (ensure no involuntary 'i dont want to look but its difficult not to' looks into the pit) wipe hands wipe again secure clothing open door thank the lord our God that its over resume breathing Unless im drunk - then its just arrive sh*t wipe leave Gotta say, the first time i got giddy (tummy tinglingly giddy mind!) was thinking about the 'Clanging' sounds that can only mean ur at a festival !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve P Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 (edited) try various techniques to combat the stage fright, talk calmly to your bowels (but only in your mind!!) Edited April 23, 2008 by Steve P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocky Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 You don't actually sit on the seats do you?? Just grip the top of the door firmly for hovering support (this also shows folks you are there) and squeeze one out - jobs a good'un Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazey Jamie Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 You don't actually sit on the seats do you?? Just grip the top of the door firmly for hovering support (this also shows folks you are there) and squeeze one out - jobs a good'un Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollyrag Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 You don't actually sit on the seats do you?? Just grip the top of the door firmly for hovering support (this also shows folks you are there) and squeeze one out - jobs a good'un Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikespike Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Those who show disgust at using the long drops need to eat a spoonful of cement and Harden the Fark Up! The first visit is always the worst, because you always build it up in your mind. By Sunday, you are wondering how you ever lived without a long drop! I reckon the worst bit is watching the poo pumps in action... to quote the Australian movie "Kenny" - "I see the problem, what we have here is a 1 inch pipe coupled with a 2 inch arse!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greeneyes1980 Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 how much money would have to be in your wallet for you to consider doing some fishing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight_toker Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 You don't actually sit on the seats do you?? Just grip the top of the door firmly for hovering support (this also shows folks you are there) and squeeze one out - jobs a good'un Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balti-pie Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 hover? pah. door support? pah. if the seat needs a wipe, wipe it. otherwise sit down and relax. whats the problem if your bum touches someone else's dry wee? its only your bum, its not like you're gonna eat off it or anything! siddown, have a look at the stickers on the back of the door (last time i found out what a mooncup is - not particularly required knowledge, but one day it might be useful) and maybe look up and enjoy the warm, balmy sunshine and light breeze. hopefully there wont be anyone looking over the top of the door - the weirdos - and set about emptying your bowels. its a fine way to start the day, the right way. and hazey jamie, my name's jamie too. so we've both got the same first name, we are both spurs fans, and we share a mutual love of a mighty crap! now THAT'S gotta be worth a natter over a freezing cold pint of pear cider, surely! you are not you, you're me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazey Jamie Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 hover? pah. door support? pah. if the seat needs a wipe, wipe it. otherwise sit down and relax. whats the problem if your bum touches someone else's dry wee? its only your bum, its not like you're gonna eat off it or anything! siddown, have a look at the stickers on the back of the door (last time i found out what a mooncup is - not particularly required knowledge, but one day it might be useful) and maybe look up and enjoy the warm, balmy sunshine and light breeze. hopefully there wont be anyone looking over the top of the door - the weirdos - and set about emptying your bowels. its a fine way to start the day, the right way. and hazey jamie, my name's jamie too. so we've both got the same first name, we are both spurs fans, and we share a mutual love of a mighty crap! now THAT'S gotta be worth a natter over a freezing cold pint of pear cider, surely! you are not you, you're me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollyrag Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 it's a deal!! it would be wrong not to meet......nearer the time we'll arrange a wednesday or thursday rendezvous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocky Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 (edited) noooooo, this is how the effluent and loose stools end up on the seat.....stop being a wimp and sit down.....wipe the seating area first if necessary Edited April 23, 2008 by Chocky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peachy Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 and hazey jamie, my name's jamie too. so we've both got the same first name, we are both spurs fans, and we share a mutual love of a mighty crap! now THAT'S gotta be worth a natter over a freezing cold pint of pear cider, surely! you are not you, you're me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazey Jamie Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 No first names you are number two and turd after much meditation whilst on my porcelain throne this morning, I took onboard your valuable contribution in starting this thread and have decided to make you admin in our group so technically you are now number two as well but you shall be known as number two turd Steve P shall be known as P for the purpose of the meet philistine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William of Walworth Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 (edited) This thread could form the basis of a BOOK! The Joy Of Longdrops ! in the style of the late Alex Comfort (if he'd ever been to Glasto) with graphic line drawn illustrations in the style of the original ones ... Last year, The Longdrop Experience (R, TM) was better than sex (I wasn't getting any then ) Edited April 23, 2008 by William of Walworth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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