P-MATES/SHE PEES!

[llcoolphil]

Never again!!!

Do not use one when you're desperate for a wee (or have had a few pints), I learned the hard way. Thankfully my emergency poncho came to good use &, like a harry potter cloak, shielded my pissy pants from view, allowing me to get back to the tent & babywipe myself & bin my trousers!

[Paul ™]

You binned your trousers? It's just a bit of wee.

[llcoolphil]

Aye us blokes do it all the time when pissed, excuse the pun

[scaryclaireyfairy]

and at least it was your own wee.

[Loutag]

When I first tried these I used the cardboard ones the wateraid girls give out - no problems whatsoever!

The next year I thought I would buy my own plastic one - but ended up peeing down my leg and having a tell tale wee streak down my jeans for a few hours!

I am determined to use one again, so am going to buy a different version and try again!!

[oldbird]

When I first tried these I used the cardboard ones the wateraid girls give out - no problems whatsoever!

The next year I thought I would buy my own plastic one - but ended up peeing down my leg and having a tell tale wee streak down my jeans for a few hours!

I am determined to use one again, so am going to buy a different version and try again!!

[londonlady]

When I first tried these I used the cardboard ones the wateraid girls give out - no problems whatsoever!

The next year I thought I would buy my own plastic one - but ended up peeing down my leg and having a tell tale wee streak down my jeans for a few hours!

I am determined to use one again, so am going to buy a different version and try again!!

[Derby_Dave]

you get them given at female urinals can give donation if u want

[LoveGlasto]

There are female unrinals????

[irons]

Yup, they're pink!! >.< they give you a pretend willy before you go in - it's exciting.

[LoveGlasto]

I'm confused now. Is it the she-pee urinals? They have them at T and other big festivals. They don't give out pink knobs thou.

[oldbird]

they give cardboard funnels at the festival.. people buy their own tho.. can be used in any kinda toilet then

[cejx]

the only link you'll need! OK, admittedly, not env, friendly, but bloody convenient.

http://www.traveljohn.co.uk/

[bambina]

Am I the only one that can hover over the loo and wee, without having to sit on the seat?

It was a skill I learnt when faced with european toilets in little towns that were simply a hole in the floor!

And for night times in the tent I have a fabric conditioner bottle with a very wide neck.

[Nixy]

Yeah i can hover - I never sit down in public toilets anyway

But the she pees allow you to stand up and use them a la urinal fashion - and brilliant as I am even I can't hover over a urinal

[Crouchie]

a lot of people i know have been using the whizz wrong..

the big part goes over yer flaps!

[Clareno7]

a lot of people i know have been using the whizz wrong..

the big part goes over yer flaps!

[oldbird]

That's so funny! lol I'm waiting for my she pee to arrive (I chose it over the whizz because it's been tried and tested) but even I assumed it went on the outside. Of course there must still be a problem with drips however you use it, right?

I plan on using it in the shower a few times before graduating to the loo (or the bathroom floor) and I'll post an update then.

[redmad1971]

How about a rolled up piece of laminated card?

[Clareno7]

Looking forward to your update. I am a Whizz fan, been using it for a couple of years

[pezzypops]

I'm happy to report that I collected my she wee from the post office just a few days ago.....and immediately stood at the toilet to use it, no messing around, clothes and all!!! No puddles to report - although I take on board everything you guys have said about the tendancy to get a bit slap dash when inebriated. The only problem I seem to have - don't know if anyone has the same - is that my bladder doesn't always feel completely empty. Is this why guys clench and unclench their buttocks? Has anyone got an infection from this or is it just a psychological thing?

[newtothis]

I practised and practised and was happy that I had got it spot on. Got very excited....but bottled it (not literally)

Next year i vow to use it, and use it well!