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Just now, Cooter said:

my daughters got a six pack of marmite crisps, I've told her to come home if they threaten to take them.

If they take them off her they are sick in the head. She should be fine 

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3 minutes ago, uscore said:

did FloorFiller fall for the wallet-inspector-esque antics of some peckish security guards?

 Ha nah they decided to do some early security checks before they even opened the gate midway through the queue for Gate A and they’ve been confiscating peoples multipacks of crisps. They didn’t really seem to know why and weren’t sure if other stuff had to be taken too like sweets/biscuits (apparently not, just crisps or crisp-like snacks).

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Just now, EFC1996 said:

I do love a good novelty topic. I heard a security fella is selling cheap crisp by the pyramid tomorrow at 10 

Literally not a novelty topic. I wish it was. I’m 12 packs of Mini Cheddars down right now.

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Just now, FloorFiller said:

Literally not a novelty topic. I wish it was. I’m 12 packs of Mini Cheddars down right now.

 

sorry I’m misunderstood, I do fully believe that it’s happening what I meant is the whole thing is a joke 🤣

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1 minute ago, FloorFiller said:

Literally not a novelty topic. I wish it was. I’m 12 packs of Mini Cheddars down right now.

Mini Cheddars aren't crisps. This is clearly a troll job.

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First they came for the Mini Cheddars, and I did not speak out— Because They are well shit. Then they came for the Pringles, and I did not speak out— Because once you pop… Then they came for the Pot Noodles….and there were riots.

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Security Guard A:  Yeah mate, it's crisps we have to take, and er, what else was it?

Security Guard B: Er, beer!  Yeah we have to confiscate one of your beers I'm afraid, especially if it is cold.  Anything else?

Security Guard A: um, [to punter]  you got any Haribo?

Security Guard B: ooh yeah, could go for some of that. Right everyone, who's packing Haribo?

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25 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

 Ha nah they decided to do some early security checks before they even opened the gate midway through the queue for Gate A and they’ve been confiscating peoples multipacks of crisps. They didn’t really seem to know why and weren’t sure if other stuff had to be taken too like sweets/biscuits (apparently not, just crisps or crisp-like snacks).

What are crisp like snacks ?

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15 minutes ago, Suprefan said:

Maybe having american snacks make those guards wave me by.

Blacklist Supre from the festival for bringing filthy US 'potato chips' to Glastonbury 

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