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2 hours ago, stuartbert two hats said:

The back is called Funkington Palace.

I think I made it here in 2019, if it was the place where you crawled through the tunnels, past the office and Alice in Wonderland people giving out sugar cubes and end in the room with the throne and cocktails.

I reckon a good 2-3 hundred perhaps, but my memory is hazy.

There's also Samula (waterfalls) to add to the list which was probably around 500+

I assume as well for places like rabbit hole and Samula you're only counting generally accessible areas as both had VIP/hospitality areas.

 

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On 4/4/2022 at 3:34 PM, stuartbert two hats said:
  1. Pyramid - Open Air - 120,000
  2. Other - Open Air - 70,000 (guess)
  3. West Holts - Open Air - 35,000
  4. IICON - Open Air - 15,000
  5. John Peel - Tent 10,000
  6. The Park Stage - Open ???
  7. Acoustic - Tent - 8,000
  8. Sonic- Tent - 7,000
  9. Truth Stage - Open Air - 7,000
  10. Funkingham Palace - 6000
  11. The Glade - Semi Open - 5,000 (covered atrium)
  12. The Temple - 5000
  13. Cabaret- Tent - 4,450 (covered atrium)
  14. The Rabbit Hole - 3,472
  15. Avalon- Tent - 3,000
  16. Hell Stage - Open Air - 3,000
  17. Leftfield- Tent
  18. William's Green- Tent - 2,000
  19. Avalon Cafe- Tent
  20. Heaven - Open Air - 2,000
  21. Croissant Neuf - 1000
  22. Big Top
  23. The Bimble Inn - Tent - 750
  24. Maceo's (Crew Bar) - Tent - 700
  25. NYC Downlow - Tent - 540
  26. DELUXE DINER - 400
  27. Spike 
  28. The Yard (formally The Basketball Court): 362
  29. NYC Downlow Lounge: 258
  30. Pluto Property Development - 200
  31. SHITV - 250
  32. ROCKET LOUNGE - 200
  33. SISTERHOOD - 150
  34. BRAINWASH MEDIA - 150
  35. HIJACK RADIO (Ghetto Funk) - 150
  36. SPIN CITY - 100
  37. STARF*CKERS - 100
  38. F.C.C.C.C.S LIVE! - 100
  39. MONSTER VISION - 100
  40. GUERILLA MEMBERS CLUB - 100
  41. The Meat Rack (formally The Downlow Radio): 86
  42. The Crow's Nest

 

Thought I'd bring this thread back to life.  It's basically the same as the 2017 thread, with IICON added and Wally's bar + London Underground removed.  Let me know of any capacities we know of and any venues that have been removed/added.

Here's the 2017 thread 

 

I've not been since 2017? What happened to London unground? Is it iicon?

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1 hour ago, Superscally said:

So what do we think the Park is? Ball..errrmmm...park figure.

Well, as positioned in the list - somewhere around Acoustic/JPT sized. It's a really funny one to judge, because it's very hard to decide where the boundaries to the stage actually are. It's either bigger or smaller than John Peel, depending on how you measure it.

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7 hours ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Well, as positioned in the list - somewhere around Acoustic/JPT sized. It's a really funny one to judge, because it's very hard to decide where the boundaries to the stage actually are. It's either bigger or smaller than John Peel, depending on how you measure it.

Fair. Ta man x

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42 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

I wish we could come up with an actual number to put down though.

Would satisfy my OCD for sure. Was basically asking as saw the new Nick Cave film last night and it was ace. Think them headlining the Park would be magical, but too small for em. Don't see em on the Other Stage for some reason, WH ain't that vibe and while I'd be chuffed if they headliner El Pointo, would be a very bold (but correct 😉) call by the festival...

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36 minutes ago, Brave Sir Robin said:

If we put 8-15,000 does that work? I think It’s smaller than the JP now is in terms of the good spots in the bowl, but obvs it’s bigger if you count people spread out further, up & down the hill.

There’s 13,212 people in that picture above.  I reckon 15,000 is fair

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