The Weather Thread 2022

[Crumbleflaps]

Feels at least 25 here in East Anglia today. Just on a long walk. My balls feel like 2 conkers covered in Vaseline wrapped in cling film.

[Fieldrunner]

It was 37c here in Atlanta yesterday.  As long as it doesn't rain, any temperature is going to feel enjoyable by comparison.  I just really, really don't want to have to wade through that sticky semi-dry mud after a session of rain

Edited June 16, 2022 by Fieldrunner

[steviewevie]

3 minutes ago, Fieldrunner said:

It was 37c here in Atlanta yesterday.  As long as it doesn't rain, any temperature is going to feel enjoyable by comparison.  I just really, really don't want to have to wade through that sticky semi-dry mud after a session of rain

wow - puts things into context a bit.

[steviewevie]

5 minutes ago, Crumbleflaps said:

Feels at least 25 here in East Anglia today. Just on a long walk. My balls feel like 2 conkers covered in Vaseline wrapped in cling film.

just imagine all those sweaty balls at a hot Glastonbury.

[Crumbleflaps]

Just now, steviewevie said:

just imagine all those sweaty balls at a hot Glastonbury.

Smell my cheese.

[PolygonWindow]

Accuweather looks good. Need that rain to F off on Wed otherwise dry. Nice little update.

[Henrik]

It's roasting hot down here on the Isle of Wight today. Some of the folks arriving for the festival look as if they are struggling.

Apparently it's 23. It feels an awful lot hotter. 

[balti-pie]

10 minutes ago, steviewevie said:

just imagine all those sweaty balls at a hot Glastonbury.

is there more balls or boobs at glastonbury, would you say? 

 

the new wheels vs doors argument! 

Edited June 16, 2022 by balti-pie

[JayBalls]

Current reading in Gloucester 🥵

(Ignore the time that's wrong lol)

 

[Billy Corgans hair]

High pressure coming back in the next run like 

 

 

 

 

[LinvoyPrimus]

35 minutes ago, Cooter said:

I'd take any temps between 18 and 25 at the festival. Even if its not sunny you can add a couple of degrees to those and if it is sunny, add 5 or 6. Shade temps too.

Anything above 25 and it all becomes a bit like a simmering volcano. 

It's why I'm quite fond of 2017 and am perfectly fine with temperatures floating about in a similar range for this year.

Scorching on the Wednesday before cooling down to around 18-20c in the day, and slightly chillier in the evening but nothing dramatic. Essentially 'shorts and a jumper' weather a lot of the time.

Edited June 16, 2022 by LinvoyPrimus

[BambooShanks]

8 minutes ago, balti-pie said:

is there more balls or boobs at glastonbury, would you say? 

 

the new wheels vs doors argument! 

depends on how strictly you define balls and boobs. 

if it's testicles and female boobs then the balls will take it.

If boobs also include manboobs, then the breast may best them.

 

[squirrelarmy]

12 minutes ago, balti-pie said:

is there more balls or boobs at glastonbury, would you say? 

 

the new wheels vs doors argument! 

Definitely boobs.
 

Don’t make me do the maths. 

[BambooShanks]

2 minutes ago, Billy Corgans hair said:

High pressure coming back in the next run like 

 

 

 

 

just when you think it's all over

[benc]

 

If all else fails, the force field will save us like..

 

 

 

[LinvoyPrimus]

Just now, BambooShanks said:

just when you think it's all over

Before the low comes crashing back in...

[BambooShanks]

2 minutes ago, LinvoyPrimus said:

Before the low comes crashing back in...

It's just there.   waiting

[AlexOvd]

Accuweather update. They were predicting quite a lot of rain for 26 but now it shows dry. On 22nd a bit of rain but just 1.1mm. Worrying is that 27th it has A LOT of rain that I guess it can be moved around in that timeframe.

 

[Crumbleflaps]

Am I right in thinking most of us will be too monged to give a shit anyway?

[chickenfire]

I wonder how many pages this will reach by gates opening. Amazing stuff. 

[benc]

5 minutes ago, Crumbleflaps said:

Am I right in thinking most of us will be too monged to give a shit anyway?

yes, as long as it's not too hot

[gherkin8r]

8 minutes ago, Crumbleflaps said:

Am I right in thinking most of us will be too monged to give a shit anyway?

My first year taking the kids, all under 10, youngest is 2. 

The Tuesday night queue might be my only change to get monged out of my mind 

[briddj]

Ok then people. Let's hope we can pull a goal or two back here. The 12Z is GO.

[Cooter]

12 minutes ago, Crumbleflaps said:

Am I right in thinking most of us will be too monged to give a shit anyway?

No.

It can he a real struggle for all ages on a wet muddy year. Some areas even become inpassable due to thick, deep sucking mud.

Edited June 16, 2022 by Cooter

[Suprefan]

I wake up and this is where we're at now?