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21 minutes ago, danmarks said:

Clockwork orange?

Aghh. That makes sense. Now!

 

Jabberwocky

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
      Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
      And the mome raths outgrabe.
 
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
      The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
      The frumious Bandersnatch!”
 
He took his vorpal sword in hand;
      Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
      And stood awhile in thought.
 
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
      The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
      And burbled as it came!
 
One, two! One, two! And through and through
      The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
      He went galumphing back.
 
“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
      Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
      He chortled in his joy.
 
’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
      Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
      And the mome raths outgrabe.
 
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OMG, it was like something out of a comedy, I like, was trying to find my friend near the main stage and we were totally lost, but then they said they were near a guy with a flag that said “Ban Flags” and then I was able to find them and we had a totes amazeballs time. The flag like, really helped, and if they were banned we wouldn’t have found each other. It was like, so ironic, like in that Alan Morrissey (from The Smiths) song. 

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I once saw a girl being lowered down in to the long drop by here friend to retrieve her hand bag.

 

the maddest thing I have done, and this is totes crazy ...

 

I put Jam on my scone before cream, . fuck me that was a mental day 

 

 

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5 hours ago, shuttlep said:

I once saw a girl being lowered down in to the long drop by here friend to retrieve her hand bag.

Do you know the tale of Poo Girl from Leeds fest?

She didn't have a friend to help. I met her a year or so later, you could still smell the toilets on her

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