Funny festival f*ck up stories - I want to hear from you!

[hfuhruhurr]

17 minutes ago, danmarks said:

Clockwork orange?

Viddy well

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

21 minutes ago, danmarks said:

Clockwork orange?

Aghh. That makes sense. Now!

 

Jabberwocky

BY LEWIS CARROLL

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

      Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

      And the mome raths outgrabe.

 

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

      The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun

      The frumious Bandersnatch!”

 

He took his vorpal sword in hand;

      Long time the manxome foe he sought—

So rested he by the Tumtum tree

      And stood awhile in thought.

 

And, as in uffish thought he stood,

      The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,

      And burbled as it came!

 

One, two! One, two! And through and through

      The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

He left it dead, and with its head

      He went galumphing back.

 

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?

      Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”

      He chortled in his joy.

 

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

      Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

      And the mome raths outgrabe.

 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

 

[danmarks]

50 minutes ago, hfuhruhurr said:

Viddy well

My - you must read it not watch the film before deciding- book second only to 1984. 

[danmarks]

Tho guessing the bit about wearing name badges of people you've slept with before age 13 might not fly quite so well today.

 

[squirrelarmy]

I once met a guy with a crazy hat and a shiny suit

[BlackZeppelin]

I've got some believable stories

Would they do?

Edited August 26, 2021 by BlackZeppelin

[blutarsky]

OMG, it was like something out of a comedy, I like, was trying to find my friend near the main stage and we were totally lost, but then they said they were near a guy with a flag that said “Ban Flags” and then I was able to find them and we had a totes amazeballs time. The flag like, really helped, and if they were banned we wouldn’t have found each other. It was like, so ironic, like in that Alan Morrissey (from The Smiths) song. 

[shuttlep]

I once saw a girl being lowered down in to the long drop by here friend to retrieve her hand bag.

 

the maddest thing I have done, and this is totes crazy ...

 

I put Jam on my scone before cream, . fuck me that was a mental day 

 

 

[Quark]

46 minutes ago, shuttlep said:

I put Jam on my scone before cream, . fuck me that was a mental day 

As is correct

[squirrelarmy]

5 hours ago, shuttlep said:

I once saw a girl being lowered down in to the long drop by here friend to retrieve her hand bag.

Do you know the tale of Poo Girl from Leeds fest?

She didn't have a friend to help. I met her a year or so later, you could still smell the toilets on her

[Quark]

6 minutes ago, squirrelarmy said:

Do you know the tale of Poo Girl from Leeds fest?

Surely that's a Mik Artistik song?

[DareToDibble]

On 8/27/2021 at 10:00 AM, Quark said:

As is correct

I thought you were better than that.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

On 8/27/2021 at 9:14 AM, shuttlep said:

I once saw a girl being lowered down in to the long drop by here friend to retrieve her hand bag.

Is this true? If so, would you mind indicating how they went about this, as I'm intrigued? 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

On 8/27/2021 at 2:23 PM, squirrelarmy said:

Do you know the tale of Poo Girl from Leeds fest?

 

Any relation to Shit Sue from Glastonbury? Sounds like they get up to the same thing.