Celebrities you’d most want to spend five days at Glastonbury with…

[stuartbert two hats]

3 hours ago, Homer said:

I walked past her in the park once. True Story. And I'd just walked past Andy Bell from Ride too.

Is Andy Bell from Erasure always referred to as "Andy Bell from Erasure" or is he just "Andy Bell", because he's more famous?

[Hugh Jass]

10 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Is Andy Bell from Erasure always referred to as "Andy Bell from Erasure" or is he just "Andy Bell", because he's more famous?

You’d think the Oasis connection would push Ride Bell up the pecking order.

Maybe that’s why he joined them.

[Homer]

I'd just plump for a couple of ruddy stunners on each arm.

[WestCountryGirl]

Mike Wozniak.

We'd just be having a lovely time and then tick-tock it's Naughty Corner o'clock.

[Losing my hair]

If its dead or alive - Jack Kerouac. 

If its somebody who could actually be there - Bob Mortimer. 

[sedra]

Adele or Guy Garvey - bet they would be AAA - all the backstage bars and end up at the farmhouse drinking tea at 7am with Emily cooking breakfast 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

18 minutes ago, sedra said:

 with Emily cooking breakfast 

On an already burnt spoon!

[Homer]

21 minutes ago, sedra said:

Adele or Guy Garvey - bet they would be AAA - all the backstage bars and end up at the farmhouse drinking tea at 7am with Emily cooking breakfast 

Guy repeatedly imploring her to allow the morning sunshine in.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

[Wellyboot]

20 hours ago, Fishinginthelongdrops said:

Bez and Shaun

yeh its gotta be hasnt it? 😄 just what i was thinking

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Athelstan Eavis. AAA passes. 

[Woffy]

16 hours ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Is Andy Bell from Erasure always referred to as "Andy Bell from Erasure" or is he just "Andy Bell", because he's more famous?

Andy Bell from Erasure = Andy 'Ding Dong' Bell (source: Smash Hits, 1980s)

[Woffy]

15 hours ago, Losing my hair said:

If its dead or alive - Jack Kerouac. 

Nah, he'd be no company at all.

He'd be shambling after you - as he's always done - whilst you danced round the festival like a dingledodie, mad to live, mad to love, mad to miss out on the Secret Set at the Park, desirous of everything on Clashfinder, desirous of every act, on every stage at the same time, as you burn, burn, burn like a fabulous yellow roman candle exploding above the Pyramid Stage like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centrelight and everybody goes "oh, not fucking Chris Martin again"

[Losing my hair]

1 minute ago, Woffy said:

Nah, he'd be no company at all.

He'd be shambling after you - as he's always done - whilst you danced round the festival like a dingledodie, mad to live, mad to love, mad to miss out on the Secret Set at the Park, desirous of everything on Clashfinder, desirous of every act, on every stage at the same time, as you burn, burn, burn like a fabulous yellow roman candle exploding above the Pyramid Stage like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centrelight and everybody goes "oh, not fucking Chris Martin again"

Excellent work.

[gigpusher]

On 7/17/2021 at 8:10 PM, incident said:

Lauren Laverne. Because she's the best person ever.

Looks like we are hanging out with our best mate Lauren together!

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, Losing my hair said:

Excellent work.

A little aside: I found out, many years ago, that Carolyn Cassidy ended up living (and ended her days) in Bracknell, Berkshire (of all places). I managed to write to her - via her son IIRC, who's a musician - and she emailed back a few times. She was very no nonsense but funny. She sent me a signed copy of her book, Off the Road.

[Hugh Jass]

2 minutes ago, gigpusher said:

Looks like we are hanging out with our best mate Lauren together!

I met Lauren once and she was every bit as lovely as you'd hope she'd be.

[The Nal]

Daley Thompson

[gigpusher]

4 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

I met Lauren once and she was every bit as lovely as you'd hope she'd be.

You know she'd be lovely. 

[Losing my hair]

10 minutes ago, Woffy said:

A little aside: I found out, many years ago, that Carolyn Cassidy ended up living (and ended her days) in Bracknell, Berkshire (of all places). I managed to write to her - via her son IIRC, who's a musician - and she emailed back a few times. She was very no nonsense but funny. She sent me a signed copy of her book, Off the Road.

I never knew that she ended up in England. I'll add Off the Road to my reading list - On the Road is on my favourite books ever list.

[Losing my hair]

10 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

I met Lauren once and she was every bit as lovely as you'd hope she'd be.

I chatted with Lauren at The Park in 2017 when she was getting ready to introduce Elbow as the (not so) Secret Set - as you say, a lovely lady not at all phased by some random bloke interrupting as she was trying to work.

[Padjeq]

Lee Ryan from Blue

Helen Mirren

Sabrina (from the 80s)

Edited July 19, 2021 by Padjeq

[Hutchmaster]

Bradley Whitford

[Hugh Jass]

Walking around with Lawrence Fox and watching him get angrier and angrier at the sight of people enjoying themselves would be fun for about an hour... then I'd just ditch him and go do something else.

[nikkic]

39 minutes ago, Woffy said:

A little aside: I found out, many years ago, that Carolyn Cassidy ended up living (and ended her days) in Bracknell, Berkshire (of all places). I managed to write to her - via her son IIRC, who's a musician - and she emailed back a few times. She was very no nonsense but funny. She sent me a signed copy of her book, Off the Road.

I grew up in Bracknell. 

One of the worst towns on Earth. 

Why anybody would voluntarily live there is beyond me.