eFestivals Posted June 21, 2021 Report Share Posted June 21, 2021 Best lyrics ever Son I'm thirty, I only went with your mother cos she's dirty. Happy Mondays kinky afro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not worthy Posted June 21, 2021 Report Share Posted June 21, 2021 The Frank and Walters - Fashion crisis hits New York The rich buy dearest 'cause they want to be sure The poor can't afford to be that insecure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJS Posted June 21, 2021 Report Share Posted June 21, 2021 Undertones: my perfect cousin "He thinks that I'm a cabbage, cos I hate university challenge" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted June 21, 2021 Report Share Posted June 21, 2021 Carter USM, Shoppers' Paradise. A shopping mall as a metaphor for capitalism and one couplet with no less than three rhymes in it: Spend your money girls, on sprays and lipsticks Tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits Ozone friendly rape alarms, for those blinding dates Another summer of hate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eFestivals Posted June 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2021 if I can shoot rabbits Then I can shoot fascists If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next Song by Manic Street Preachers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted June 21, 2021 Report Share Posted June 21, 2021 Cracker - Movie Star. The movie star Well she crashed her car But everyone said she was beautiful Even without her head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nal Posted June 22, 2021 Report Share Posted June 22, 2021 Everyone still looks like Ena Sharples and Ray Reardon People need to move on That '50s look can do one Elvis has definitely left the fucking building Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philipsteak Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 Anything by Half Man Half Biscuit but I particularly like He’s got nothing for you to borrow And a mastiff in the back running loose He’s a man of constant sorrow With a garage in constant use You know exactly who and what this man is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CG31 Posted June 26, 2021 Report Share Posted June 26, 2021 6 hours ago, philipsteak said: Anything by Half Man Half Biscuit but I particularly like He’s got nothing for you to borrow And a mastiff in the back running loose He’s a man of constant sorrow With a garage in constant use You know exactly who and what this man is I know it’s not a lyric, but I’m buying my dad a Dukla Prague shirt for his birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted June 30, 2021 Report Share Posted June 30, 2021 Hear the crushing steel Feel the steering wheel Hear the crushing steel Feel the steering wheel Warm Leatherette Warm Leatherette Warm Leatherette Daniel Miller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philipsteak Posted June 30, 2021 Report Share Posted June 30, 2021 On 6/26/2021 at 1:53 AM, Gerard the Fab said: I know it’s not a lyric, but I’m buying my dad a Dukla Prague shirt for his birthday An away one presumably? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CG31 Posted June 30, 2021 Report Share Posted June 30, 2021 1 hour ago, philipsteak said: An away one presumably? Why of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrZigster Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 He was so proud Of the crocodile on his sock Someone had to tell him He comes from planet Reebok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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