Brazzers Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 Let's settle this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirrelarmy Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 This is very subjective and depends on the type of pizza you have. On the softer thin base Italian style then scissors are the best tool for the job. If it’s a pizza you’ve left in the oven slightly too long then a more substantial tool is needed. If you’re doing the right thing and ordering a pizza in from your local (not pizza express) takeaway then your pizza is likely to be already pre cut and you don’t need any tools. Although anyone who eats theirs with a knife and fork should really look back on their life and wonder where they went wrong. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobWillis2 Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, squirrelarmy said: Although anyone who eats theirs with a knife and fork should really look back on their life and wonder where they went wrong. It’s how real pizza in Naples is eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobWillis2 Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 Also the option “I don’t cut pizza I eat it with a knife and fork” is a contradiction. What else would you with the knife apart from cut? Stab the pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Afro Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 9 minutes ago, squirrelarmy said: This is very subjective and depends on the type of pizza you have. On the softer thin base Italian style then scissors are the best tool for the job. If it’s a pizza you’ve left in the oven slightly too long then a more substantial tool is needed. If you’re doing the right thing and ordering a pizza in from your local (not pizza express) takeaway then your pizza is likely to be already pre cut and you don’t need any tools. Although anyone who eats theirs with a knife and fork should really look back on their life and wonder where they went wrong. This, word for word, is absolutely correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazzers Posted May 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, BobWillis2 said: Also the option “I don’t cut pizza I eat it with a knife and fork” is a contradiction. What else would you with the knife apart from cut? Stab the pizza? I'm glad this thread is being taken as seriously as it is. It is no light-hearted matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry bear Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 9 minutes ago, Fuzzy Afro said: This, word for word, is absolutely correct. Apart from the last paragraph. If eating pizza in a restaurant Italians will, of course, use a knife and fork. Not though if bought by the slice as street food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wally Watkins Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 How would you eat this pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Afro Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, henry bear said: Apart from the last paragraph. If eating pizza in a restaurant Italians will, of course, use a knife and fork. Not though if bought by the slice as street food. Italians may have invented pizza but the western world does it far better than the traditionalists. Thus their tendencies can be disregarded in this conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Afro Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 I actually think the states does pizza better than any other country closely followed by Hungary (some of the best pizza I’ve ever eaten was in Budapest). Even the UK is better than Italy at pizza these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry bear Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 26 minutes ago, Wally Watkins said: How would you eat this pizza? Cooked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcshed Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 6 hours ago, Fuzzy Afro said: I actually think the states does pizza better than any other country closely followed by Hungary (some of the best pizza I’ve ever eaten was in Budapest). Even the UK is better than Italy at pizza these days. Slovenia is amazing for pizza but it's a sit down restaurant with a knife and fork affair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John the Moth Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 I just frisbee my pizzas out the window... if they don’t come back they were never mine in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan1984 Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 32 minutes ago, John the Moth said: I just frisbee my pizzas out the window... if they don’t come back they were never mine in the first place. Breaking Bad style? The cast and crew had to make videos telling fans to stop doing it as it was upsetting the owners of the real house. I use a sharp knife to cut mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avalon_Fields Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 Many a late night ends with the challenge of eating the partly pre-cut pizza in the theatre area by gate C, the pizza is mainly eaten by wiping it around my face, burning my fingers, and dropping pieces onto the grass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Music Girl Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 I don't understand the scissors option. Don't they just get completely clogged with cheese? We bought a pizza cutter a while back and it's a game changer for store bought pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Zoo Music Girl said: I don't understand the scissors option. Don't they just get completely clogged with cheese? We bought a pizza cutter a while back and it's a game changer for store bought pizza. Have you tried them? They don't get clogged at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 What I do, get a tin of soup, poach an egg in it. Serve it with a pork pie, sausage roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Music Girl Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 12 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said: Have you tried them? They don't get clogged at all. No, that's why I was asking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloorFiller Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 People who cut pizza with scissors are complete psychopaths. Pizza cutter, or if one isn’t available, knife. Nothing else is acceptable. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Afro Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 If you don’t have kitchen scissors, get kitchen scissors. Not only are they the best option for cutting pizza, they’re also the best for cutting up raw meat, e.g. chicken breast. Try it. It’ll change your life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishinginthelongdrops Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 Fake news! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philipsteak Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 8 hours ago, Fuzzy Afro said: Italians may have invented pizza but the western world does it far better than the traditionalists. Thus their tendencies can be disregarded in this conversation. A double whammy here for the Italians. First, to find out that their pizzas aren't up to much, second that they aren't part of the western world 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwedgeAntilles Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 Missing an option; deep fry it and eat it in one by hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre91 Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 Knife & fork. Scissors is mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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