Worthy Farm CHEESE

[GlastoEls]

Who’ll be the first eFester to purchase and review this cheddar goodness?

 

[Dillyblue]

Luckily I have two Co-op shops near me so will definitely be getting some. What a great idea! Xxx

[Gnomicide]

7 minutes ago, GlastoEls said:

Who’ll be the first eFester to purchase and review this cheddar goodness?

[GlastoEls]

^ Ha!

[Crazyfool01]

🙂  im  all all over this 🙂 

[sadimmock]

Isn’t one of Michael’s daughters in the cheese business or have I imagined that? 

[squirrelarmy]

If cows ingest grass that has been covered in spilled cider, does the milk produced by those cows have a slight hint of a cider taste? 

[Losing my hair]

13 minutes ago, squirrelarmy said:

If cows ingest grass that has been covered in spilled cider, does the milk produced by those cows have a slight hint of a cider taste? 

It's not the spilled cider that would concern me.

[Quark]

 

22 minutes ago, Losing my hair said:

It's not the spilled cider that would concern me.

After eating the Worthy Farm cheese people have reported various side effects including  an uncontrollable urge to rub their own skin, incessant chewing, staring at their own hands for an hour, and a strong desire for pickled onion monster munch.

[Gilgamesh69]

[Wellyboot]

9 minutes ago, Quark said:

 

After eating the Worthy Farm cheese people have reported various side effects including  an uncontrollable urge to rub their own skin, incessant chewing, staring at their own hands for an hour, and a strong desire for pickled onion monster munch.

4 minutes ago, Gilgamesh69 said:

 

🤣😆😆😆😆 hahah 

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Edam and the Ants, Feta Kuti, Parmesan Violets and Simply Red Leicester all added to the rumours list

 

[GlastoEls]

9. Pablo Halloumi

[Quark]

This is the content I come here for.

See also:

Cheddar Seven

Gerard Whey

Ricotta Astley

[parsonjack]

12 minutes ago, GlastoEls said:

9. Pablo Halloumi

Upvote 👍

[parsonjack]

The Brie-Gees

[a6l6e6x]

Fleetwood Mac n Cheese

 

I'll leave 😞

[Quark]

St Paulin & The Broken Bones

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

3 minutes ago, parsonjack said:

The Brie-Gees

Why aren't the fucking up votes enabled?

[Quark]

1 minute ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Why aren't the fucking up votes enabled?

Because we can't have nice things

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

2 minutes ago, Quark said:

Because we can't have nice things

No more than we deserve. The slags that we are.

 

[gooner1990]

Edam and the Ants

[Ayrshire Chris]

Michael Eavis excited  about new product. 

 

[balthazarstarbuck]

1 hour ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Michael Eavis excited  about new product. 

 

Don’t you mean Michael Brievis?

[Kim Wrong-Un]

After seeing Anna Mae's Mac n Cheese at the festival I thought they should set up Annie Mac's Mayan Cheese in competition and see who gets more trade.