Acts Touring around Glastonbury 2023

[Hugh Jass]

I got bored and flicked over during the HT show last night. 

[zahidf]

[dentalplan]

February is not 'around Glastonbury 2022'.

[Funkyfairy!]

3 hours ago, zahidf said:

I;m taking this as a warm up gigs for Glastonbury 2022 🙂 . I also had tickets for March this year, so thats the first gig in the diary for 2022 - yay 

 

They were due to play Spring in UK this year and then onwards to forest gigs in June - so I reckon thats close enough to put them on a 'rumour' for Glastonbury 2022 🙂 ... John Peel 

[Crazyfool01]

6 hours ago, Matt42 said:

If for some horrific reason Kendrick can’t come back. I’d be really happy with the Weeknd 

id like wed and Thursday too ...the best days 🙂

 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Queen and Adam Lambert 

Unlikely though as they're in Germany and could only do the Saturday.

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

25 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Queen and Adam Lambert 

Unlikely though as they're in Germany and could only do the Saturday.

Another one bites the dust

[Chrisp1986]

2 hours ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Queen and Adam Lambert 

Unlikely though as they're in Germany and could only do the Saturday.

Badgers

[henry bear]

Yes, I think it’s likely that badgers will be touring around Glastonbury in 2022

[Hugh Jass]

35 minutes ago, henry bear said:

Yes, I think it’s likely that badgers will be touring around Glastonbury in 2022

Not without Bodger. God rest his soul.

[priest17]

23 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

Not without Bodger. God rest his soul.

Get Adam Lambert to step in, he's free on the Saturday.

[henry bear]

35 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

Not without Bodger. God rest his soul.

Bodger Taylor

[CaledonianGonzo]

Mash! Aa-ha! Saviour of the Universe!

[Hugh Jass]

Badger’s done with that shit anyway. He’s prepping his experimental one-mammal show which will be the complete works of Chaucer told through a contemporary badger heavy medium.

It’s 2022’s hottest ticket.

[SwedgeAntilles]

1 hour ago, henry bear said:

Bodger Taylor

Bodger Daltrey

[CaledonianGonzo]

Mashed potato

Mashed potato 

Mashed potato let me go

Mashed potato let me go 

[Chrisp1986]

Celine Dion rearranged UK dates for late May/early June 

[Matt42]

6 minutes ago, Chrisp1986 said:

Celine Dion rearranged UK dates for late May/early June 

Id drive all night 

[dentalplan]

1 hour ago, Matt42 said:

Id drive all night 

Just to buy her some shoes?

[Andy0808 v5]

If Celine Dion plays, I’ll personally crash the Titanic into the Pyramid stage during her set to end it all.

[henry bear]

We’re safe, she’s in the European Union over Glasto weekend

Edited February 17, 2021 by henry bear
Hugh Jass

[Hugh Jass]

7 minutes ago, henry bear said:

We’re safe, she’s in Europe over Glasto weekend

Isn’t Glastonbury in Europe?

(insert Brexit joke here)

[Quark]

3 hours ago, Matt42 said:

Id drive all night 

The Big O >> Cyndi Lauper >> a pair of mating foxes >> a set of bagpipes being run over >> Celine Dion

Edited February 17, 2021 by Quark

[Hugh Jass]

I’ve got a bit of a soft spot for Celine, mainly because a few years ago she was on a chat show my wife’s family were watching. I expected her to be very dull and po-faced, but was genuinely funny and engaging. She had a water park in her back garden, anyone with that level of commitment to slides is alright in my book.

Admittedly I still wouldn’t want to watch her warble on in a field.

[Quark]

30 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

I’ve got a bit of a soft spot for Celine, mainly because a few years ago she was on a chat show my wife’s family were watching. I expected her to be very dull and po-faced, but was genuinely funny and engaging. She had a water park in her back garden, anyone with that level of commitment to slides is alright in my book.

Admittedly I still wouldn’t want to watch her warble on in a field.

I'm sure she's lovely and all. But no. Just...no.