LAWKS! It’s the Next Announcement Thread 2022!

[blutarsky]

Just now, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

You can tell who's on half term holiday...

Meant to be marking exams this morning… 

[TheGChild]

3 minutes ago, blutarsky said:

Meant to be marking exams this morning… 

4/10 Please see me

[mcshed]

Silver Hayes - April 22 
Acoustic - April 26 
Theatre & Circus - April 28 
New Map - April 29 
Kidzfield - May 3 
The Common - May 6 
Shangri-La - May 10 
The Glade - May 12
Croissant Neuf - May 7 (-10)
Unfairground - May 19
Block 9 - May 23
West Holts - May 25 
Arcadia - May 27 
Pilton Palais - May 27
Leftfield - May 30
The Park - June 1
Full line up - June 6

Am I doing this right?

[Obiginnaw]

1 minute ago, TheGChild said:

4/10 Please see me

Hey that’s my tinder bio 

[Neil]

LIFE WAS SO MUCH SIMPLER WHEN THERE WAS JUST COVID TO WORRY ABOUT.

[Harry_W01]

anyone just get a notification on the app?! very weird it's about David Attenborough 

[Beerqueen]

17 minutes ago, incident said:

If that's not considered a problem, then a relatively minor area announcement definitely won't.

Ah but we don't even know that it's a "relatively minor area announcement" it could be JP, the Park, Acoustic.  Or are they consider relatively minor outside here?

[stuie]

1 minute ago, Harry_W01 said:

anyone just get a notification on the app?! very weird it's about David Attenborough 

I haven't got the app but it might be something to do with Earth Day tomorrow? 

[Barneym]

1 minute ago, Harry_W01 said:

anyone just get a notification on the app?! very weird it's about David Attenborough 

Yeah I just got that couldn’t work out why 

[incident]

Just now, Beerqueen said:

Ah but we don't even know that it's a "relatively minor area announcement" it could be JP, the Park, Acoustic.  Or are they consider relatively minor outside here?

In terms of media coverage - which would be the only reason for the impact of or on other festivals announcements to be considered - then yep, very minor.

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

12 minutes ago, blutarsky said:

Meant to be marking exams this morning… 

Well if you make a start, we should get an announcement

[Crazyfool01]

3 minutes ago, Harry_W01 said:

anyone just get a notification on the app?! very weird it's about David Attenborough 

As long as hes still alive 

[Dave_c]

1 minute ago, Barneym said:

Yeah I just got that couldn’t work out why 

Yes, weird!

[Gnomicide]

See you all at The Pyramid in a few hours? I missed him last time.

[gigpusher]

Just now, Gnomicide said:

See you all at The Pyramid in a few hours? I missed him last time.

I think his set was a bit off. He didn't do any of his crowd pleasing greatest hits. 

[a6l6e6x]

Can't wait for the announcement today lads? 

[John the Moth]

2 minutes ago, gigpusher said:

I think his set was a bit off. He didn't do any of his crowd pleasing greatest hits. 

In fact it was 100% new material! Not a sniff of ‘Life on Earth’.

Did he learn nothing from The National?

[leath02]

GreenMan announcement very anti climatical and nothing that would impact on Glasto at all 

[Beerqueen]

7 minutes ago, incident said:

In terms of media coverage - which would be the only reason for the impact of or on other festivals announcements to be considered - then yep, very minor.

Fools. Don't they realise how important it is?

[squirrelarmy]

For all new visitors to this thread. Nothing to see. Move along. You can go about your business. This isn’t the announcement you’re looking for. 

[Gnomicide]

Remember in 2017 when the pictures in the App Store for the update to the Glastonbury app revealed some of the times before they were published? Happy days.

[Wherethewildthingsare]

4 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

Remember in 2017 when the pictures in the App Store for the update to the Glastonbury app revealed some of the times before they were published? Happy days.

Off to reinstall Glastonbury app…

[gigpusher]

I've changed phones since the last festival and don't have the app just searched the app store to get it installed and it's not there. 

[Gnomicide]

1 minute ago, gigpusher said:

I've changed phones since the last festival and don't have the app just searched the app store to get it installed and it's not there. 

Yeah, just had a look myself. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!??!!!

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Gnomicide said:

Yeah, just had a look myself. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!??!!!

That there’s gonna be a new app ?