Stage Predictions 2022: For real this time

[gfa]

1 hour ago, Somto Unigwe Raphael said:

Christ, that seems mental in 2021.

Might be more because its a closing set i guess. Bicep are definitely bigger

[TheWaters]

Given a prediction a go from those on the poster. Could be way off with some of these, will be my first glasto so not too clued up on usual placings. Have taken inspiration from other predictions too. Stuck some blank slots in there where I wasn't sure but could be way off with them

Fri:

Pyramid: Billie Eillish//Wolf Alice//Elbow//Olivia Rodrigo//Kacey Musgraves//The Waterboys//Rufus Wainwright

Other: Foals//Supergrass//Sam Fender//Blossoms//Griff//Inhaler//Easy Life

WH: Little Simz//Nightmares on Wax//Burna Boy//Seun Kuti & Egypt 80//Nubya Garcia//Greentea Peng//Emma-Jean Thackray

JP: Four Tet//Mitski//Caroline Polachek//Clairo//Dry Cleaning//Confidence Man//???//Warmduscher

Park: First Aid Kit//Big Thief//Sleaford Mods//???//Girl In Red

Sat:

Pyramid: Paul McCartney//Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds//HAIM//Robert Plant & Alison Krauss//Sigrid

Other: Megan Thee Stallion//???//Idles//Metronomy//Declan McKenna//St. Vincent//Lianne La Havas//Skunk Anansie

WH: Bicep//Bonobo//Celeste//Koffee//TEMS

JP: Charli xcx//Roisin Murphy//Jessie Ware//Black Midi//Beabadoobee//Turnstile//Amyl & The Sniffers//Yves Tumour

Park: Phoebe Bridgers//Self Esteem//???//JARV IS...//???//???//Gabriels

Sun:

Pyramid: Kendrick Lamar//Lorde//Doja Cat//Diana Ross//Crowded House//Arlo Parks//Herbie Hancock

Other: Pet Shop Boys//Years & Years//Glass Animals//???//Fontaines D.C.//???Wet Leg

WH: Leon Bridges//Khruangbin//TLC//Angelique Kidjo//Sampa The Great//Snarky Puppy

JP: Primal Scream//Ghetts//The Jesus and Mary Chain//???//Holly Humberstone//Squid

Park: Caribou//Courtney Barnett//The Avalanches//Cate Le Bon//Joy Crookes

[gfa]

36 minutes ago, TheWaters said:

Other: Pet Shop Boys//Years & Years//Glass Animals

Let the battle for the best 'Dreamland' commence

[Stokesy10]

3 hours ago, TownesMR said:

I don't think Bicep are on Other, especially during Paul. They'll need someone a bit bigger during that slot especially. Bicep are definitely WH, I'm hoping Friday.

This would be absolute perfection 

[1986]

Too many people suggesting boring things before Kendrick and it makes me sad.

Could St Vin headline West Holts? Each album tour has a big new set up and I feel like it would look a bit shitty at 2pm Other. 

Edited March 5, 2022 by 1986

[Tuna]

14 minutes ago, 1986 said:

Could St Vin headline West Holts?

Zero chance, for so many reasons

[golden egg]

Is Kendrick 100% going to be Sunday? 

[Hugh Jass II]

3 minutes ago, golden egg said:

Is Kendrick 100% going to be Sunday? 

Yep. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Aye

[nikkic]

3 minutes ago, golden egg said:

Is Kendrick 100% going to be Sunday? 

Yep

[Somto Unigwe Raphael]

Aye

[Florian Saucer Attack]

Yep

[Matt42]

Yes

 

[Jack The Stripper]

On 3/4/2022 at 6:53 PM, the wonderwhy said:

Caribou > Bonobo > Bicep on West Holts 

Imagine that 🤤

[the wonderwhy]

2 hours ago, golden egg said:

Is Kendrick 100% going to be Sunday? 

Yep 

[mattiloy]

I don’t see a Phoebe Bridgers / Macca clash. I think she may even be wheeled out during his set given they have collabed

[dentalplan]

2 minutes ago, mattiloy said:

I don’t see a Phoebe Bridgers / Macca clash. I think she may even be wheeled out during his set given they have collabed

If Phoebe Bridgers couldn't play at the same time as acts she'd appeared with, she'd struggle to play at all.

[mattiloy]

10 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

If Phoebe Bridgers couldn't play at the same time as acts she'd appeared with, she'd struggle to play at all.

Still, he asked her to do a cover for his covers album so presumably is a fan and it seems like there is an interview of her by him in which they seem to have a warm relationship.. if its a given that he’ll have some guests during his set, which I think it probably is, she’d probably be a strong candidate given that she’ll be onsite.

+ i think it’d be a bad clash for her. Her crowd would be pitiful.

Edited March 5, 2022 by mattiloy

[the wonderwhy]

We all know full well he’s bringing out Chris Martin and only Chris Martin. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

He should bring out Ernie Isley

[Hugh Jass II]

5 minutes ago, the wonderwhy said:

We all know full well he’s bringing out Chris Martin and only Chris Martin. 

“Look old man. You’re not getting on that stage until you agree to let me come out too…”

 

[the wonderwhy]

8 minutes ago, mattiloy said:

+ i think it’d be a bad clash for her. Her crowd would be pitiful.

This has now been said about every single act on the lineup. 

[the wonderwhy]

He’s going to bring out Kanye so he can uncancel himself. 

[Somto Unigwe Raphael]

He’s going to reveal on stage that he didn’t actually write any of the songs and they were actually written by a man called Jack Malik.

[Somto Unigwe Raphael]

Then someone will tell a joke about Neutral Milk Hotel.