Stage Predictions 2022: For real this time

[Suprefan]

1 hour ago, Waterdeep said:

Don't tell me the days of king Gizz on the park are over!

Theyll still fit in a set at the Crows Nest!

 

Why not just throw in Better Oblivion Community Center if you have Conor and Phoebe in the same place. Doubt they would mind.

Halsey would be one you could elevate. Prob have a bigger crowd than Solange on Other. She played late afternoon on Other in 2017. 5 years since being there and fresh off becoming a mom with probably a load of new material. She was one of the few big name artists that did complete an EU arena tour before covid, and it sold well.

[Matt42]

1 minute ago, Suprefan said:

Theyll still fit in a set at the Crows Nest!

 

Why not just throw in Better Oblivion Community Center if you have Conor and Phoebe in the same place. Doubt they would mind.

Halsey would be one you could elevate. Prob have a bigger crowd than Solange on Other. She played late afternoon on Other in 2017. 5 years since being there and fresh off becoming a mom with probably a load of new material. She was one of the few big name artists that did complete an EU arena tour before covid, and it sold well.

Halsey is not headlining the other stage at Glastonbury 2022

[Suprefan]

3 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

Halsey is not headlining the other stage at Glastonbury 2022

Neither is Solange, so whats the use of this thread if not for spitballing. 

[kingcrawler]

10 hours ago, Matt42 said:

I reckon Charli will be higher than her 2020 booking. Other sub I reckon.

I don’t think she’s big enough for it but if they really wanted a big pop act as an Other headliner then I think she could pull in a reasonable crowd. 

[nikkic]

If we’re talking female Other stage headliners then Haim are in the conversation. 

[dentalplan]

1 minute ago, nikkic said:

If we’re talking female Other stage headliners then Haim are in the conversation. 

After a couple of Other Stage slots they should be back on the Pyramid and subbing.

For the rest, unless it’s Bjork or The xx (or Dua Lipa of course) it’s probably gonna be someone given a bit of a bump so it’s fairly wide open.

[gigpusher]

Do Sault perform live? I thought there was mystery surrounding who they even are? Would bloody love to see them live if they do. Think when it finally goes ahead we may well have quite a different line up and peoples stock will have risen or dropped a lot in comparison to what was expected in 2020. 

Jessie Ware for example was due to play the sonic stage but that album had quite a following and I'd expect her to be bumped to a bigger stage now. Then you have all the stuff that will be released this year as well. Going to be a really hard job for the organisers balancing the commitments to those who were due to play in 2020 with bringing on board the new stuff released in 2021 and 2022. 

[Stokesy10]

19 hours ago, dentalplan said:

Py: Kendrick Lamar, Queens of the Stone Age, Elbow, Kacey Musgraves, Little Simz
OS: Disclosure, Wolf Alice, Mabel, Fontaines D.C., King Gizzard &tlw, Pale Waves
WH: Alabama Shakes, Caribou, Vince Staples
JP: The Vaccines, Sigrid, Loski
Pa: Phoebe Bridgers, Django Django, Shame

Py: Paul McCartney, Haim, *special guests*, Yungblud, Crowded House, Candi Staton
OS: Solange, Idles, Run the Jewels, Grimes, Stefflon Don, You Me at Six
WH: Bicep, Headie One, Celeste
JP: Charli XCX, Glass Animals, Rina Sawayama
Pa: Bright Eyes, Kelly Lee Owens, Sault

Py: Taylor Swift, Catfish & the Bottlemen, The Specials, Diana Ross, Herbie Hancock
OS: Royal Blood, The War on Drugs, Blossoms, Jessie Ware, Savages, Sports Team
WH: Jamiroquai, Roisin Murphy, Public Service Broadcasting
JP: Fleet Foxes, FKA twigs, Sleaford Mods
Pa: Courtney Barnett, The Avalanches, Arlo Parks

Yes please, what a Sunday.

[FakeEmpire]

PY: Kendrick Lamar, Lana Del Rey, Alicia Keys, Crowded House, Kacey Musgraves, Fontaines DC, Sinead O’Connor, Arlo Parks
OS: Fatboy Slim, Supergrass, AJ Tracey, Yungblud, Anne Marie, Beabadoobee, Skunk Anansie, Doves
WH: Thom Yorke, Thundercat, The Isley Brothers
JP: Charli XCX, Aitch, Everything Everything, Declan McKenna, Shame, Yves Tumor, Another Sky
PA: Laura Marling, Goldfrapp, Sleaford Mods, BDRMM, Soccer Mommy, Bob Vylan, The Beths, Lapsley

 

PY: Paul McCartney, Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds, Aerosmith, Haim, Celeste, Herbie Hancock, Little Simz, The Big Moon
OS: Dua Lipa, Wolf Alice, Blossoms, Mabel, Lianne La Havas, Anna Calvi, Clairo,
WH: Kano, Kelis,
JP: Editors, Burna Boy, Sports Team, Ashnikko, Porridge Radio, Baby Queen
PA: Caribou, Roisin Murphy, JARV IS, Working Men’s Club, Baxter Dury, Berwyn, Pottery,

 

PY: Taylor Swift, Bon Iver, The Specials, Diana Ross, Michael Kiwanuka, Paul Heaton & Jacqui Abbott, Candi Staton, Kae Tempest
OS: Pet Shop Boys, FKA Twigs, Headie One, Happy Mondays, Blackpink, Rina Sawayama, The Lightning Seeds, Jehnny Beth
WH: Bicep, Black Pumas, TLC,
JP: Primal Scream, Glass Animals, Jessie Ware, Pa Salieu, Holly Humberstone, Amyl & The Sniffers, Viagra Boys, Pillow Queens,
PA: Phoebe Bridgers, Manic Street Preachers, The Avalanches, Big Thief, Tim Burgess, Sampa The Great, Hinds, Beans on Toast

 

[Quark]

18 hours ago, gooner1990 said:

I'd be at Jamiroquai. 🙂

This. That'd be a party from start to finish.

[Quark]

20 hours ago, Suprefan said:

Neither is Solange, so whats the use of this thread if not for spitballing. 

I know I'm sick of reading about coronavirus and politics when I'm genuinely happy to see @Matt42posting in absolute terms over who will and won't headline a stage 😘

[Chrisp1986]

4 hours ago, FakeEmpire said:

PY: Kendrick Lamar, Lana Del Rey, Alicia Keys, Crowded House, Kacey Musgraves, Fontaines DC, Sinead O’Connor, Arlo Parks
OS: Fatboy Slim, Supergrass, AJ Tracey, Yungblud, Anne Marie, Beabadoobee, Skunk Anansie, Doves
WH: Thom Yorke, Thundercat, The Isley Brothers
JP: Charli XCX, Aitch, Everything Everything, Declan McKenna, Shame, Yves Tumor, Another Sky
PA: Laura Marling, Goldfrapp, Sleaford Mods, BDRMM, Soccer Mommy, Bob Vylan, The Beths, Lapsley

 

PY: Paul McCartney, Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds, Aerosmith, Haim, Celeste, Herbie Hancock, Little Simz, The Big Moon
OS: Dua Lipa, Wolf Alice, Blossoms, Mabel, Lianne La Havas, Anna Calvi, Clairo,
WH: Kano, Kelis,
JP: Editors, Burna Boy, Sports Team, Ashnikko, Porridge Radio, Baby Queen
PA: Caribou, Roisin Murphy, JARV IS, Working Men’s Club, Baxter Dury, Berwyn, Pottery,

 

PY: Taylor Swift, Bon Iver, The Specials, Diana Ross, Michael Kiwanuka, Paul Heaton & Jacqui Abbott, Candi Staton, Kae Tempest
OS: Pet Shop Boys, FKA Twigs, Headie One, Happy Mondays, Blackpink, Rina Sawayama, The Lightning Seeds, Jehnny Beth
WH: Bicep, Black Pumas, TLC,
JP: Primal Scream, Glass Animals, Jessie Ware, Pa Salieu, Holly Humberstone, Amyl & The Sniffers, Viagra Boys, Pillow Queens,
PA: Phoebe Bridgers, Manic Street Preachers, The Avalanches, Big Thief, Tim Burgess, Sampa The Great, Hinds, Beans on Toast

 

That Sunday on pyramid!

[nikkic]

5 hours ago, FakeEmpire said:

PY: Kendrick Lamar, Lana Del Rey, Alicia Keys, Crowded House, Kacey Musgraves, Fontaines DC, Sinead O’Connor, Arlo Parks
OS: Fatboy Slim, Supergrass, AJ Tracey, Yungblud, Anne Marie, Beabadoobee, Skunk Anansie, Doves
WH: Thom Yorke, Thundercat, The Isley Brothers
JP: Charli XCX, Aitch, Everything Everything, Declan McKenna, Shame, Yves Tumor, Another Sky
PA: Laura Marling, Goldfrapp, Sleaford Mods, BDRMM, Soccer Mommy, Bob Vylan, The Beths, Lapsley

 

PY: Paul McCartney, Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds, Aerosmith, Haim, Celeste, Herbie Hancock, Little Simz, The Big Moon
OS: Dua Lipa, Wolf Alice, Blossoms, Mabel, Lianne La Havas, Anna Calvi, Clairo,
WH: Kano, Kelis,
JP: Editors, Burna Boy, Sports Team, Ashnikko, Porridge Radio, Baby Queen
PA: Caribou, Roisin Murphy, JARV IS, Working Men’s Club, Baxter Dury, Berwyn, Pottery,

 

PY: Taylor Swift, Bon Iver, The Specials, Diana Ross, Michael Kiwanuka, Paul Heaton & Jacqui Abbott, Candi Staton, Kae Tempest
OS: Pet Shop Boys, FKA Twigs, Headie One, Happy Mondays, Blackpink, Rina Sawayama, The Lightning Seeds, Jehnny Beth
WH: Bicep, Black Pumas, TLC,
JP: Primal Scream, Glass Animals, Jessie Ware, Pa Salieu, Holly Humberstone, Amyl & The Sniffers, Viagra Boys, Pillow Queens,
PA: Phoebe Bridgers, Manic Street Preachers, The Avalanches, Big Thief, Tim Burgess, Sampa The Great, Hinds, Beans on Toast

 

That Sunday headliner clash can do one.

Giving me a headache already! 

[Hugh Jass]

A Kendrick/QOTSA 1-2 makes me feel all tingly...

[Gilgamesh69]

If by some miracle Fiona Apple decided to play, where would she be? Park headliner?

[FloorFiller]

7 minutes ago, Gilgamesh69 said:

If by some miracle Fiona Apple decided to play, where would she be? Park headliner?

Never gonna happen, but yeah in an imaginary timeline where she did, Park headliner.

[CaledonianGonzo]

100% unsurprised to see that Marilyn Mason will not be welcome to the party.

[gigpusher]

21 hours ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

100% unsurprised to see that Marilyn Mason will not be welcome to the party.

Yes I imagine he's being uninvited from lots of things right now!! Has he ever played Glastonbury? I'm guessing not.

[maelzoid]

21 hours ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

100% unsurprised to see that Marilyn Mason will not be welcome to the party.

Yes, him, the singer from Kasabian, Mark Kozelek and Shia LaBoeff all looking at very empty diaries right now I hope.

It has been easy for me as I don't like the music of any of these guys, so not sure where I'd be if one of the artists I do like is revealed to be guilty of similar. I hope my integrity allows me to believe the victims in spite of my enjoyment of great music. Don't let me down, Eddie Vedder!

[kingcrawler]

FRI
Py: Kendrick Lamar, Lizzo, Elbow, Kacey Musgraves, Jorja Smith, Rufus Wainwright, Billy Bragg
OS: Wolf Alice, Ben Howard, Bastille, Anne-Marie, Little Simz, Metronomy, Pale Waves, Echo & the Bunnymen
WH: Bicep, Slowthai, Seun Kuti & Egypt 80, Sault, Nubya Garcia
JP: Editors, Savages, Sleaford Mods, Arlo Parks, Banks, KSI, Holly Humberstone
Pa: Phoebe Bridgers, Laura Marling, TBA, Sampa the Great, Tinariwen, Baxter Dury, Cate Le Bon
Ac: The Waterboys

SAT
Py: Arctic Monkeys, Haim, Aerosmith, AJ Tracey, Crowded House, Celeste, Candi Staton
OS: Disclosure, Idles, Mabel, Headie One, Jessie Ware, Declan McKenna, The Staves, Nadine Shah
WH: Chaka Khan, Roisin Murphy, Stefflon Don, Sons of Kemet, Greentea Peng
JP: Charli XCX, Glass Animals, Pa Salieu, Daughter, Shame, Ashnikko, Inhaler
Pa: Caribou, Young Fathers, The Avalanches, Girl In Red, Noname, Confidence Man, The Orielles
Ac: Paul Heaton & Jacqui Abbot

SUN
Py: Taylor Swift, Queens of the Stone Age, The Specials, Diana Ross, Sigrid, Herbie Hancock
OS: Pet Shop Boys, Sam Fender, Dizzee Rascal, Fontaines D.C., The Vaccines, Lianne La Havas, Anna Calvi, Circa Waves
WH: Kano, Rosalia, Public Service Broadcasting, Kae Tempest, Moses Boyd
JP: The Libertines, FKA twigs, Burna Boy, Clairo, The Horrors, Beabadoobee, Porridge Radio
Pa: London Grammar, Big Thief, The Comet Is Coming, This Is the Kit, Squid, Goat Girl
Ac: Suzanne Vega

[Hugh Jass]

Vaccines > Ross > Fontaines > Dizzee > QOTSA > PSB would be one of the best runs I’ve ever known at the festival.

Edited March 3, 2021 by Hugh Jass

[Hugh Jass]

Just noticed that @kingcrawleris mooting double PSB.

[kingcrawler]

1 minute ago, Hugh Jass said:

Just noticed that @kingcrawleris mooting double PSB.

A PSB v PSB fight on Sunday morning to decide who headlines the Other stage. 

[Hugh Jass]

3 minutes ago, kingcrawler said:

A PSB v PSB fight on Sunday morning to decide who headlines the Other stage. 

I think this forum would collapse under the weight.

[nikkic]

Jessie Ware > Avalanches > Young Fathers > Caribou is a party and a half