glasto-worker Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Vaccine Queue Calculator for the UK Now its clear they are not up to speed yet but time will tell https://www.omnicalculator.com/health/vaccine-queue-uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 25/06/2021 and 15/09/2021. Ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasto-worker Posted December 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 13 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said: Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 25/06/2021 and 15/09/2021. Ffs one advantage to being older !!! My one Based on your profile, there are between 9,926,645 and 12,305,865 people in front of you in the queue for a COVID vaccine across the UK. Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 24/02/2021 and 13/03/2021. I will know how accurate it is as I have asked my older brother to check. the problem is if they don't reach that rate it could be longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Losing my hair Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, glasto-worker said: one advantage to being older !!! My one Based on your profile, there are between 9,926,645 and 12,305,865 people in front of you in the queue for a COVID vaccine across the UK. Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 24/02/2021 and 13/03/2021. I will know how accurate it is as I have asked my older brother to check. the problem is if they don't reach that rate it could be longer. Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 24/02/2021 and 13/03/2021. I'm in the same group. The problem is that they'll struggle to reach the 1,00,000 a week with the Pfizer vaccine alone because of the logistics. If the Astra Zeneca one gets approval soon that will be a huge step forward as they can use the mass vaccination centres that they've created around the country. According to the calculator my mother should get hers between 21/12/2020 and 17/01/2021, if that happens then I'll start to believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giraffe Man Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 I`m in 😀 📅 Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 11/05/2021 and 02/06/2021. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Losing my hair said: Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 24/02/2021 and 13/03/2021. I'm in the same group. The problem is that they'll struggle to reach the 1,00,000 a week with the Pfizer vaccine alone because of the logistics. If the Astra Zeneca one gets approval soon that will be a huge step forward as they can use the mass vaccination centres that they've created around the country. According to the calculator my mother should get hers between 21/12/2020 and 17/01/2021, if that happens then I'll start to believe. its grim ... praying the oxford one speeds things up .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copperface Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 11/05/2021 and 02/06/2021. Yay. I'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punksnotdead Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Mine was between March and April. Hoped it might be sooner after my heart attack, but I can live with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernintendo Chalmers Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 "Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 25/06/2021 and 15/09/2021" Typical. Guarantee mine's on the 25/06! 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Punksnotdead said: Mine was between March and April. Hoped it might be sooner after my heart attack, but I can live with that. thats the same as me ... I hoped mine would be sooner ... Based on your profile, there are between 12,305,865 and 18,074,125 people in front of you in the queue for a COVID vaccine across the UK. 📅 Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 13/03/2021 and 23/04/2021. Edited December 17, 2020 by crazyfool1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gigpusher Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, squirrelarmy said: Same! It would get me into Glastonbury if I get a ticket! Might mean a year with an older demographic 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarw Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 (edited) Based on your profile, there are between 0 and 503,378 people in front of you in the queue for a COVID vaccine across the UK. 📅 Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 17/12/2020 and 21/12/2020. Just got an invite through for Sunday! So it works Edited December 17, 2020 by tarw Got invite 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Give it to See Tickets and put it all down to the luck of the ol' F5 finger. See who really wants their vaccine at 9am on hungover Sunday. We are currently processing the maximum possible number of vaccines per second.... Dave! DAVE!! YOUR FUCKING ID NUMBER'S WRONG YOU PRICK!! What's the right number? OH FUCK THEY'VE RUN OUT!! Although based on everyone's favourite anecdotal evidence the majority of the vaccine would end up going to Scousers 😂 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deaf Nobby Burton Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 25/06 FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steveb72 Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Only 3-4 months left of this shit show for me fingers crossed. Based on your profile, there are between 12,305,865 and 18,074,125 people in front of you in the queue for a COVID vaccine across the UK. 📅 Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 13/03/2021 and 23/04/2021. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philipsteak Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 59 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said: Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 25/06/2021 and 15/09/2021. Ffs Same. First time in my life I've been disappointed my asthma is only mild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Realistically they aren't going to make vaccination a condition of entry. If they do that then they know there won't be any point. It's much more about getting those at risk done. I wouldn't read too much into the dates on a personal level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarw Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Quark said: Give it to See Tickets and put it all down to the luck of the ol' F5 finger. See who really wants their vaccine at 9am on hungover Sunday. We are currently processing the maximum possible number of vaccines per second.... Dave! DAVE!! YOUR FUCKING ID NUMBER'S WRONG YOU PRICK!! What's the right number? OH FUCK THEY'VE RUN OUT!! Although based on everyone's favourite anecdotal evidence the majority of the vaccine would end up going to Scousers 😂 Could be quite accurate. I had to give my middle name and NHS number to book. Had to phone GPs as I have no idea of my NHS number. Might be a good idea to look it up if you don’t know itt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirrelarmy Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Just now, tarw said: Could be quite accurate. I had to give my middle name and NHS number to book. Had to phone GPs as I have no idea of my NHS number. Might be a good idea to look it up if you don’t know itt I’ve got a wristband with mine on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 minute ago, tarw said: Could be quite accurate. I had to give my middle name and NHS number to book. Had to phone GPs as I have no idea of my NHS number. Might be a good idea to look it up if you don’t know itt One of the few bits of paperwork I know exactly where it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zahidf Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, CaledonianGonzo said: Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 25/06/2021 and 15/09/2021. Ffs ha same as me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 I checked the advanced mode on the calculator but they don't seem to have allowed any variables based on the Johnson-Hancock Coefficient of Incompetence, also known as Bellend's Law. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, squirrelarmy said: I’ve got a wristband with mine on it. and im hoping for a wristband in June with my name on it .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toilet Duck Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, CaledonianGonzo said: Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 25/06/2021 and 15/09/2021. Ffs Me too! I think I might wait til I get back from Glasto though...Unless they are doing it at the medical tent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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