U.S. Presidential Election

[FloorFiller]

8 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

He’s playing chess man! This is all part of the plan!

The idea that Trump knows how to play actual chess is hilarious, never mind the 4/5D chess that these nutters claim. 

[Ayrshire Chris]

3 hours ago, mcshed said:

After all who wants to be in Ayrshire in January? It just doesn't add up. Apologies to@Ayrshire Chris who presumably has no choice in the matter. 

Apology accepted! Remember trump has a hotel and golf courses in Ayrshire. Good news is that his Turnberry course will not host a UK open championship as long as he’s the owner! 

and Ayrshire in January ain’t that bad! 

[incident]

1 minute ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Apology accepted! Remember trump has a hotel and golf courses in Ayrshire. Good news is that his Turnberry course will not host a UK open championship as long as he’s the owner!

Out of interest, how difficult would it be to drive a JCB onto said course, and dig up the 18th hole?

No reason for asking.

[Ayrshire Chris]

1 minute ago, incident said:

Out of interest, how difficult would it be to drive a JCB onto said course, and dig up the 18th hole?

No reason for asking.

Entirely possible, last time he played the course folk hid it the bushes and shouted such comments as w*nker, prick and bawbag every time he tried to make a shot, childish I know!  He was also seen cheating, moving a ball in the bunker to get a better lie.  For golfers that’s bad form and another reason he should be impeached!

[Quark]

25 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

 

and Ayrshire in January ain’t that bad! 

What he's not telling us is that's where the local high street should be...

However I'll let you off as I believe bawbag to be Scotland's greatest contribution to global culture since Irn Bru

Edited January 14, 2021 by Quark

[Homer]

38 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Entirely possible, last time he played the course folk hid it the bushes and shouted such comments as w*nker, prick and bawbag every time he tried to make a shot, childish I know!  He was also seen cheating, moving a ball in the bunker to get a better lie.  For golfers that’s bad form and another reason he should be impeached!

His nickname on the course is 'Pele' because he kicks the ball so much. Plus he cheats in other ways, such as taking 'gimmes' when he's not even on the green. Really is pathetic stuff!

[Homer]

This is this that crazy looking dr of Trump's with long hair who just from just one photo brings to mind a sort of Dr Nick Riviera in human form.

Edited January 14, 2021 by Homer

[kalifire]

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

49 minutes ago, Homer said:

This is this that crazy looking dr of Trump's with long hair who just from just one photo brings to mind a sort of Dr Nick Riviera in human form.

 

Edited January 14, 2021 by Supernintendo Chalmers

[Ozanne]

 

 

Edited January 14, 2021 by Ozanne

[Suprefan]

 

 

[jump]

23 minutes ago, Suprefan said:

 

 

Imagine being such a c**t that when someone protecting you in your house asks you to go for a piss in even the worse of your 6 toilets and you tell them no. Piss off.

I hope they get attacked whilst the secret service have left to use the toilet.

[Suprefan]

20 minutes ago, jump said:

Imagine being such a c**t that when someone protecting you in your house asks you to go for a piss in even the worse of your 6 toilets and you tell them no. Piss off.

I hope they get attacked whilst the secret service have left to use the toilet.

Theyre losing their security in 6 days anyway so their asses will have to pay up if they want protection.

[SheffJeff]

[maelzoid]

3 hours ago, jump said:

Imagine being such a c**t that when someone protecting you in your house asks you to go for a piss in even the worse of your 6 toilets and you tell them no. Piss off.

I hope they get attacked whilst the secret service have left to use the toilet.

I imagine the servicemen know deep down that if the time ever came, they would not be taking a bullet for these awful people.

[FloorFiller]

I know there’s probably a reasonable and less nefarious explanation for this, but it sure does look like Trump is looting the White House right now...

 

[squirrelarmy]

Stop the steal!!!

[Homer]

6 hours ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

 

“Heeeeey everybody. You know, I can get pretty much anything”

[Suprefan]

 

 

[dotdash79]

1 hour ago, FloorFiller said:

I know there’s probably a reasonable and less nefarious explanation for this, but it sure does look like Trump is looting the White House right now...

 

Maybe hiding it so they don’t steal it. 

[bamber]

Concentrate on the first verse here, now.

You have to turn it off after the first verse,

This does not work otherwise.

Let's Impeach the President for Lying!

 

[bamber]

Up to 1:07 then repeat. Ignore everything after.

Edited January 15, 2021 by bamber

[bamber]

OK listen yo to it all!

Christ I love this one.

 

Edited January 15, 2021 by bamber

[philipsteak]

Seems fair

[Homer]

Copy of Mary Trump's book arrived the other day. Anyone read it?

(My wife said you can stream it online free somewhere. I'll get a link.)