hfuhruhurr Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Get your Dolly on (from the Gruniad): Covid, covid, covid ninetee-een I’m begging of you please don’t shake my hand. Covid, covid, covid ninetee-een Oh please don’t take me just because you can I’ll shut the doors, self-isolate Then all that I can do is wait And hope that I don’t catch Covid 19 I take my temp’rature each night I fall asleep then wake in fright Cause I’m too young to die Covid 19 (Chorus) Covid, Covid, Covid ninetee-een ... My temperature is running hot I don’t know what it is I’ve got I really hope it’s not Covid 19. No use for you to hope and pray You’re gonna have to stay away That’s all that gonna stop Covid 19 (Chorus) Covid, Covid, Covid nineteen-een... Now give each other lots of love Make room and smile, don’t push and shove Deliver food for those in quarantine You know that this will pass in time I hope you all get through just fine We’ve weathered worse than this Covid 19. Covid, Covid, Covid ninetee-een I’m begging of you please don’t shake my hand Covid, Covid, Covid nineteenth-een For chrissakes everybody wash your hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, wirralchris said: I'll have more money to stay in Goa for longer next January. That's the Goa way. I'll get me coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DareToDibble Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Brianae said: My wedding and honeymoon is June. Not official yet but fairly sure it'll be cancelled. Good luck to you hope it all works out for September I’m sorry to hear that! Stay positive though, with any luck all these precautions countries are taking now leak it’ll clear up in time for your wedding, stay positive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, hfuhruhurr said: Get your Dolly on (from the Gruniad): Covid, covid, covid ninetee-een I’m begging of you please don’t shake my hand. Covid, covid, covid ninetee-een Oh please don’t take me just because you can I’ll shut the doors, self-isolate Then all that I can do is wait And hope that I don’t catch Covid 19 I take my temp’rature each night I fall asleep then wake in fright Cause I’m too young to die Covid 19 (Chorus) Covid, Covid, Covid ninetee-een ... My temperature is running hot I don’t know what it is I’ve got I really hope it’s not Covid 19. No use for you to hope and pray You’re gonna have to stay away That’s all that gonna stop Covid 19 (Chorus) Covid, Covid, Covid nineteen-een... Now give each other lots of love Make room and smile, don’t push and shove Deliver food for those in quarantine You know that this will pass in time I hope you all get through just fine We’ve weathered worse than this Covid 19. Covid, Covid, Covid ninetee-een I’m begging of you please don’t shake my hand Covid, Covid, Covid nineteenth-een For chrissakes everybody wash your hands. Very good. Very good indeed. Now, tell me, do you have a slight fever at present? While in this general area, I know that it's wrong, but those those Brits in Benidorm defying lock down, and singing 'We've all got the virus, na na na na', at Spanish police, do add, to me, a little light relief from the alternative way of thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brianae Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 hour ago, DareToDibble said: I’m sorry to hear that! Stay positive though, with any luck all these precautions countries are taking now leak it’ll clear up in time for your wedding, stay positive Thanks. Not cancelling anything until I have to but just waiting to see what the next moves are. Currently the Australian government only cancelled gatherings over 100...so it's good I was planning a small wedding so we are well under that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 No Chris Martin for another 12 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernintendo Chalmers Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Just now, Hugh Jass said: No Chris Martin for another 12 months. Disney Plus launches in 2 weeks. Seasons 1 to 30 of The Simpsons (although, it died after season 16 in my eyes). And don't even get me started on the movie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said: Disney Plus launches in 2 weeks. Seasons 1 to 30 of The Simpsons (although, it died after season 16 in my eyes). And don't even get me started on the movie... Seasons 3-8 are the golden years. The movie had its moments, like Grand Theft Walrus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padgey Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 16 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said: No Chris Martin for another 12 months. He's not quite off the radar just yet he's entertaining everyone from home! Not sure this is a reason to be cheerful though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfuhruhurr Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: Now, tell me, do you have a slight fever at present? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 I now get to work with one of my idiot cats sat on my lap. Don't get that in the office! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K2SO Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 (edited) If the football season starts up again, and runs through July as they are hoping, I won't miss any games EDIT: Though on a side note, I'm starting to get symptoms of the virus so I could be in for a fun week. Edited March 18, 2020 by K2SO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirrelarmy Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, K2SO said: If the football season starts up again, and runs through July as they are hoping, I won't miss any games Provisional plans to restart it in June. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DareToDibble Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 28 minutes ago, Quark said: I now get to work with one of my idiot cats sat on my lap. Don't get that in the office! Same here. Although my cat left me a nice surprise on the doormat to come down to this morning so I feel like that's probably evened it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grilladelphia Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 reasons to be cheerful: with marathon cancelled I don't have to shell out for new trainers this month - and it looks like deposits probably aren't happening, so quids in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilb Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, DareToDibble said: Same here. Although my cat left me a nice surprise on the doormat to come down to this morning so I feel like that's probably evened it out. Don't bring this thread down with talk of bloody cats. Mine did a whoopsy in the kitchen. Was about to clean it up when the dog runs over and eats it. Both now exiled to the garden. I'm fighting germ warfare on multiple fronts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetaKate Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Gilb said: Don't bring this thread down with talk of bloody cats. Mine did a whoopsy in the kitchen. Was about to clean it up when the dog runs over and eats it. Both now exiled to the garden. I'm fighting germ warfare on multiple fronts. But on the bright side you didnt have to clean it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DareToDibble Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 minute ago, MetaKate said: But on the bright side you didnt have to clean it up! Although I fear he may be cleaning it up in other forms once that works it's way through the dogs digestive system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernintendo Chalmers Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 27 minutes ago, K2SO said: If the football season starts up again, and runs through July as they are hoping, I won't miss any games EDIT: Though on a side note, I'm starting to get symptoms of the virus so I could be in for a fun week. And you can back to wearing a t-shirt at the match rather than 3 jumpers, a coat, scarf and wooly hat 😎 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilb Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, MetaKate said: But on the bright side you didnt have to clean it up! That is factually correct But it's still minging and I refuse to look at the dog. His ears are down. He knows he's in my bad books. Still...the sad brown eyes will work on me eventually. I've thrown him a denta-stick. Don't even want to think about his catpoo-breath on me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetaKate Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 16 minutes ago, Gilb said: That is factually correct But it's still minging and I refuse to look at the dog. His ears are down. He knows he's in my bad books. Still...the sad brown eyes will work on me eventually. I've thrown him a denta-stick. Don't even want to think about his catpoo-breath on me! Teach him to gargle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilb Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 17 minutes ago, MetaKate said: Teach him to gargle? Euhhh...this is supposed to be Reasons To Be Cheerful! 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K2SO Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said: And you can back to wearing a t-shirt at the match rather than 3 jumpers, a coat, scarf and wooly hat 😎 ALL THE UPVOTES FOR YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrik Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 After two cancelled holidays and three cancelled festivals (surely imminent) I will have a shit load of cash and annual leave to play with. Can't wait till we are allowed to do things again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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