Poo crew - natural event

[Tommy101]

Alicia Pees 

[BambooShanks]

Poo-a Lipa

[ian the worm]

14 minutes ago, TorontoScot said:

Paul Mcfartney?

 

Loo seat in the sky with diamonds. 

[waltere]

Orshital

[Crazyfool01]

The poor op ... hes now got to wade through all this shit to find an answer .... he won't be regular after this 

Edited February 12, 2020 by crazyfool1

[Ayrshire Chris]

9 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

The poor op ... hes now got to trawl through all this shit to find an answer .... he won't be regular after this 

Must admit after posting a semi sensible informative post earlier I suspected we would then get a succession of turd related puns.  I am finding it difficult to resist the temptation to join in. 

[Crazyfool01]

2 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Must admit after posting a semi sensible informative post earlier I suspected we would then get a succession of turd related puns.  I am finding it difficult to resist the temptation to join in. 

poost away ...

[grilladelphia]

45 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Mik Shart-istik

was going to go for mik fart-shitstick

[Ayrshire Chris]

23 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

poost away ...

Ok. Jobbie Williams 

[Calvin Klein]

Wipes Blood

[EarlSquirrelson]

Dire Straits, with special guest Chris Rea, appearing as Dire Rea

[daclown28]

Has anyone else heard back from water aid? Do you get an email ? 

[Jensescapade]

7 hours ago, Orange12311111 said:

Hi,

i have been accepted onto the “Poocrew” team for 2020 (I think as a cleaner). Has anyone worked through these before and have any feedback? Good or bad??

 

thanks!

Do you know anything about how many shifts you need to work/hours etc?  I hope you have a good time.  I haven't done this but Im a nurse and Vicks under the nose if its particularly smelly and learn to mouth breathe  x

[Ayrshire Chris]

3 minutes ago, Jensescapade said:

Do you know anything about how many shifts you need to work/hours etc?  I hope you have a good time.  I haven't done this but Im a nurse and Vicks under the nose if its particularly smelly and learn to mouth breathe  x

My friend who has done this before reckoned it wasn’t the stench that they didn’t like, most of the time you are out in the open anyway, it was the sights they saw that made him a bit queasy, the piles of poop left by hoverers, puke and certain other products not put down the long drop. 

[henry bear]

7 hours ago, Orange12311111 said:

Hi,

i have been accepted onto the “Poocrew” team for 2020 (I think as a cleaner). Has anyone worked through these before and have any feedback? Good or bad??

 

thanks!

Hats off to those who do this, I’d imagine it’s not for everyone 

🤢

[Slugworth]

Do the bars still serve Pooborg lahhhhger? 

[Ayrshire Chris]

7 minutes ago, Slugworth said:

Do the bars still serve Pooborg lahhhhger? 

Probably Fosters, which ironically tastes like pish 

[Jensescapade]

27 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

My friend who has done this before reckoned it wasn’t the stench that they didn’t like, most of the time you are out in the open anyway, it was the sights they saw that made him a bit queasy, the piles of poop left by hoverers, puke and certain other products not put down the long drop. 

Luckily (unluckily) I see the majority of that every day at work.  Debating a late application 🤔

[sirjonnyp]

8 hours ago, Orange12311111 said:

Hi,

i have been accepted onto the “Poocrew” team for 2020 (I think as a cleaner). Has anyone worked through these before and have any feedback? Good or bad??

 

thanks!

While I have done it, WA aren't sending out confirmations for this year until the end of March, so can only assume that this isn't with them. Is it with the more industrial side of things, emptying the vaults below? I've written a few times on what to expect etc from the WA side of things in the volunteering thread, so perhaps runs over there and have a read. 

[Cooter]

Runs Against The Machine

[DareToDibble]

Poois Crapaldi. 

Edited February 12, 2020 by DareToDibble

[ogriff]

Poo M'cack-ney?

[ogriff]

3 hours ago, EarlSquirrelson said:

Dire Straits, with special guest Chris Rea, appearing as Dire Rea

Diarrhea Straights, surely.

[Cooter]

Aeroshit

[Gilb]

The Follow-Foo Fighters