Brit Awards 2020

[Quark]

Dad, get off the karaoke. The club's closing

Fuck off son, this is my jam

[scaryclaireyfairy]

Just now, morph100 said:

It’s getting better

You lie!

[zero000]

Rod's walking about the stage with all of the grace of someone who's just shit themself. 

[H.M.V]

I can't watch. It's something they should do at a party for the craic with their pals. We really didn't need to witness this. Reckon it actually would have been better without the orchestra. 

[Skelts]

Just seems so out of place. Bizarre end to the night. 

[Quark]

So they decided to cram all of the absolute nonsense into the last 10 minutes then? 

[danmarks]

When do i get my 5 cds for 10.99? (Something for the 40 plus there. Keeping it real)

Edited February 18, 2020 by danmarks
Innit

[Bisque]

Who’s turning over for Love Island?

[morph100]

I thought that was building to something but it’s all over

[Homer]

Conclusion? 

[Quark]

Just now, Homer said:

Conclusion? 

Rod needs to be saved from himself

[morph100]

Just now, Homer said:

Conclusion? 

Wine and beer makes me cheer

chorizo and robocop makes me happy

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Homer said:

Concusion? 

it feels like it 

[zero000]

This is how you close the Brits properly:
 

 

[fatyeti24]

1 minute ago, Homer said:

Conclusion? 

Thankfully, yes. 

[Quark]

That really was a damp shart of a finish

[danmarks]

im a year closer to death. Sometimes i welcome it.

[Homer]

This is how it’s done. Get shitfaced at 10am, beat up the presenter  

 

(apparently there was an enquiry into this afterwards: the Schofield report)

[Doug85]

Congratulations to the big winner of the night 

[Bisque]

There is normally something to mention about a Brits ceremony. Absolutely nothing tonight.

[chazwwe]

Just now, Bisque said:

There is normally something to mention about a Brits ceremony. Absolutely nothing tonight.

Apart from Daves performance, Billie showing she can sing the Bond song live (shes been getting nonstop hate that she wouldn't be able to do it) Tyler winning best international male. 

[Bisque]

1 minute ago, chazwwe said:

Apart from Daves performance, Billie showing she can sing the Bond song live (shes been getting nonstop hate that she wouldn't be able to do it) Tyler winning best international male. 

Other than the brilliant performances. I knew I should have said that originally.

Tyler & Dave 👍

Just saying, nothing to be headlines tomorrow morning.

[chazwwe]

Just now, Bisque said:

Other than the brilliant performances. I knew I should have said that originally.

Tyler & Dave 👍

Just saying, nothing to be headlines tomorrow morning.

I mean, Daves performance is already being spoken about on news at 10. But I agree, nothing happens at these things, they never do 

[Quark]

1 minute ago, Bisque said:

Other than the brilliant performances. I knew I should have said that originally.

Tyler & Dave 👍

Just saying, nothing to be headlines tomorrow morning.

I know what you mean. No one's royally embarrassed themselves or caused carnage. In a normal world we'd be happy about that; instead I feel robbed

[CaledonianGonzo]

Wait until tomorrow morning when Lizzo wakes up in the Diana Memorial Fountain.