I think you are all overlooking Woodsies' claim for booking the most talentless and uninspiring act on the planet in Sleaford Mods. A terrible DJ pushing awful tracks and roided up maniac and shouting over them in a midlands accent. Actually painful to listen to.
Reminds me of the time that I got a mouthful of horrible water from the defrosting tray of a defrosted freezer, using the siphoning method.
I'm actually toying with the idea of buying one of these myself
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/374760288099?chn=ps&_ul=GB&_trkparms=ispr%3D1&amdata=enc%3A1-MctOgleRmiB4Z1B47bYpg25&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=710-134428-41853-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=374760288099&targetid=1647205089240&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=1006562&poi=&campaignid=17206177401&mkgroupid=136851690655&rlsatarget=aud-1641271186540:pla-1647205089240&abcId=9300866&merchantid=586278570&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwrIixBhBbEiwACEqDJUq6BIdHJ3O_Plrb5UeGhDoQXi0-c9Nqb2sfYFSG8dxpOWRk6x-h2RoCTFQQAvD_BwE
There's some overgrown waste ground at the rear of my garden where I might set up an irrigation system to grow a certain type of plant. I grew 7 plants there a couple of years ago and got a fine haul from them. Now somebody has given me 20 seeds to grow. If I set up the system then it would mean less trips into the almost jungle that is the unused land.
Two words, my friends, all run and hide from the sheer self-unaware nepo baby to outdo all other nepo babies that is
Baxter Dury.
Even on a farm that has cows dropping fresh sloppy cowpats all over the shop for 10 months of the years, he'll still stink the place out.
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