Stupid but not stupid Questions ... glastonbury 2020

[Doug85]

24 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

they're required to move the cows off the land a specific period of time before the gates open. I think it's 2 or 3 months before.

Must be about 2 months then as they were still in a field when I visited in April earlier this year. Seemed to keep them out the way of the build.

[lukethekid]

When do they release the timetable for the Monorail? 

[pahqman]

Which is the best tattoo parlour on site?

[dotdash79]

On 11/12/2019 at 4:31 PM, CrunchyFrog said:

What's another word for Thesaurus?

Word book

[Crazyfool01]

1 hour ago, lukethekid said:

When do they release the timetable for the Monorail? 

April 1st 

[Crazyfool01]

1 hour ago, pahqman said:

Which is the best tattoo parlour on site?

why go for tattoos when there is a lovely cow branding available ... makes it lovely and authentic too  

[lukethekid]

1 hour ago, crazyfool1 said:

April 1st 

Haven't been to the festival since 2011, are there any new stops? 

[Miyn]

How come hardly anyone went to Glastonbury 2018? Were the headliners not as good that year?

[Slats14]

18 minutes ago, Miyn said:

How come hardly anyone went to Glastonbury 2018? Were the headliners not as good that year?

Coldplay, Foals & 1975 were headlining

[Ayrshire Chris]

18 minutes ago, Miyn said:

How come hardly anyone went to Glastonbury 2018? Were the headliners not as good that year?

Eh, I was there, on the site every day, ok it was quiet but the vibe was still apparent.   the weather was beautiful and the local pub a delight! The site has an all year round magic. 

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, Ayrshire Chris said:

Eh, I was there, on the site every day, ok it was quiet but the vibe was still apparent.   the weather was beautiful and the local pub a delight! The site has an all year round magic. 

did you see fatboy slim in the rabbit hole ?  

[Ayrshire Chris]

Just now, crazyfool1 said:

did you see fatboy slim in the rabbit hole ?  

Sadly no but fell on my arse trying to negotiate my way into Strummerville! 

[GrumpyRaver]

Where's the piano bar?

[Gnomicide]

Scrunch or fold?

[Crazyfool01]

5 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

Scrunch or fold?

origami ? or this ?  

 

Arguments FOR Folding
Here are some of the arguments Folders use to explain why their approach is best:

• It’s cleaner as it covers a greater area than scrunching
• It’s more efficient as it uses less sheets than scrunching (e.g. Marines taught to be Folders)
• It’s more consistent as every scrunch is different
• Folding allows for greater control and access, particularly with use of the middle finger
• Folding enables easy refolding for further wipes

Arguments FOR Scrunching
Here are some of the arguments Scrunchers use to explain why their approach is best:

• It’s quicker and easier than folding
• Scrunching allows you to achieve greater purchase on the toilet paper for a harder and more thorough wipe
• Scrunching keeps your fingers further away from the ‘danger zone’
• A good scrunch allows the user to rescrunch for further wipes

[Crazyfool01]

8 minutes ago, GrumpyRaver said:

Where's the piano bar?

still not found it but after seeing many reviews on here ive no real desire too either ..... so will probably never come across it  

[stuartbert two hats]

2 hours ago, crazyfool1 said:

origami ? or this ?  

 

Arguments FOR Folding
Here are some of the arguments Folders use to explain why their approach is best:

• It’s cleaner as it covers a greater area than scrunching
• It’s more efficient as it uses less sheets than scrunching (e.g. Marines taught to be Folders)
• It’s more consistent as every scrunch is different
• Folding allows for greater control and access, particularly with use of the middle finger
• Folding enables easy refolding for further wipes

Arguments FOR Scrunching
Here are some of the arguments Scrunchers use to explain why their approach is best:

• It’s quicker and easier than folding
• Scrunching allows you to achieve greater purchase on the toilet paper for a harder and more thorough wipe
• Scrunching keeps your fingers further away from the ‘danger zone’
• A good scrunch allows the user to rescrunch for further wipes

Fuck, do actual grown adults actually scrunch rather than small children who can't be arsed folding and don't have to pay for toilet roll?

Do these monsters actually exist?? Are they posting amongst us???

 

Are you (yes, YOU) a scruncher?

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Fuck, do actual grown adults actually scrunch rather than small children who can't be arsed folding and don't have to pay for toilet roll?

Do these monsters actually exist?? Are they posting amongst us???

 

Are you (yes, YOU) a scruncher?

as you quoted me .. no im not  I just found this on google  

[DareToDibble]

3 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Fuck, do actual grown adults actually scrunch rather than small children who can't be arsed folding and don't have to pay for toilet roll?

Do these monsters actually exist?? Are they posting amongst us???

 

Are you (yes, YOU) a scruncher?

If there are any amongst us I’m gonna start a petition to get them banned. Psychopaths.

[stuartbert two hats]

10 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

as you quoted me .. no im not  I just found this on google  

When I said "YOU", I was talking to whichever animal of a scruncher was reading. I wouldn't ever suspect a fellow hat wearer of such savagery.

You know who you are (I don't!)

[Crazyfool01]

2 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

When I said "YOU", I was talking to whichever animal of a scruncher was reading. I wouldn't ever suspect a fellow hat wearer of such savagery.

You know who you are (I don't!)

 

[Avalon_Fields]

3 hours ago, GrumpyRaver said:

Where's the piano bar?

Turn left at the monorail

[pahqman]

Fold all day.

 

Or, more accurately, once a day....

[Bryanrebe]

I tried to crumple today, but my brain couldn't comprehend the stupidity of it and just folded.

[stuie]

13 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

Scrunch or fold?

39 years on this earth and I had no idea that scrunching was a thing.