Let us Pray

[Barney McGrew]

Our Father, who art in Pilton, Michael be thy name

Thy kingdom come, please give us some on earth as close as 'tis heaven

Give us that day our broadband speed and forgive our blasphemes as we will blaspheme if our WIFI drops

And lead us not into holding but deliver us to booking

For thine is the kingdom , the Pyramid and the Tor(ee)

For long drops and pleasure

Cha'Mone

[morph100]

Amen!

[Jensescapade]

? Brilliant 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Where's vintagelaureate?  I can see a big poem vs  big prayer off going down here. Shit on a stick, where's it all going to lead? Hopefully for you lot. to the Vale of Avalon. 

[Ayrshire Chris]

Sitting in a long drop broken hearted

queued for half an hour

and only farted

[Mr.Tease]

God has forsaken us

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 minute ago, Mr.Tease said:

God has forsaken us

Technically wrong, but it'll do:

Eli Eli lama Sabachthani

 

[Crazyfool01]

35 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Where's vintagelaureate?  I can see a big poem vs  big prayer off going down here. Shit on a stick, where's it all going to lead? Hopefully for you lot. to the Vale of Avalon. 

@vintagelaureate

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Just now, crazyfool1 said:

@vintagelaureate

hello crazyfool,

 

You'd think that i would know, for sure, how this place works. I'm fairly certain, but not sure, that you have just hailed the mighty bard. Am I right?

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

hello crazyfool,

 

You'd think that i would know, for sure, how this place works. I'm fairly certain, but not sure, that you have just hailed the mighty bard. Am I right?

I reckon you are right  Im hoping hes busy writing our success poem .... ready for the big reveal,  or having a drink to Celebrate the Liverpool last winner  

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Just now, crazyfool1 said:

I reckon you are right  Im hoping hes busy writing our success poem .... ready for the big reveal,  or having a drink to Celebrate the Liverpool last winner  

Fair play crazyfool1. If you are trying for ticket(s) tomorrow, I wish you the best of luck. 

[Crazyfool01]

3 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Fair play crazyfool1. If you are trying for ticket(s) tomorrow, I wish you the best of luck. 

I am and thanks ... hopefully helping vintage too 

[Chrisp1986]

I cant survive another failed resale. I had to go to my doctor after last resale. A few issues but wife puts trigger down to resale failure!

[Mr.Tease]

5 minutes ago, Chrisp1986 said:

I cant survive another failed resale. I had to go to my doctor after last resale. A few issues but wife puts trigger down to resale failure!

Your doctor should have prescribed you a ticket on medical grounds

[Chrisp1986]

1 minute ago, Mr.Tease said:

Your doctor should have prescribed you a ticket on medical grounds

Exactly. Sertraline was his answer....

[Gilb]

Hallelujah!!

[Denda]

Amen!

 

[vintagelaureate]

57 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

hello crazyfool,

 

You'd think that i would know, for sure, how this place works. I'm fairly certain, but not sure, that you have just hailed the mighty bard. Am I right?

If all else fails we can join up and pitch a prayer vs. poem performance for the spoken word section of the festival. 

 

[Ayrshire Chris]

The keeper of the city keys puts shutters on our dreams

i wait outside the pilgrims door with insufficient schemes

the black queen chants the funeral march, the cracked brass bell will ring

to summon back the fire witch, to the court of the crimson king

 

just to cheer you all up. Never mind prayers, A bit of classic prog.