100 Tents For Hire Around Glastonbury-On-Sea in 2020

[Jay Pee]

In fact, bollocks to it, I would strap one to the hip and happily stroll about on Monday encouraging folk to "leave no trace".

 

Thinking Arnie in Predator..

[Quark]

2 minutes ago, Jay Pee said:

In fact, bollocks to it, I would strap one to the hip and happily stroll about on Monday encouraging folk to "leave no trace".

 

Thinking Arnie in Predator..

Jesse Ventura or Bill Duke innit.

Yes, I am that guy.  No I feel no shame

[Jay Pee]

Word Brother, Word. Trigger finger freeze...

[Rufus Gwertigan]

7 minutes ago, Jay Pee said:

In fact, bollocks to it, I would strap one to the hip and happily stroll about on Monday encouraging folk to "leave no trace".

 

Thinking Arnie in Predator..

Arnie in Terminator 2

[Jay Pee]

its all about proportionality. 

2 man Pop up tent left behind - 9mm round, back of head.
6 Man tent left behind - Minigun dance
Full set of tents, airbeds, chairs, camping table - Call in Close Air Support and JDAM their car

[shuttlep]

an ED 209 placed at the gate would be easy , 

[Jay Pee]

Now we are talking.

We could also dance to Silver Bullet like its 1990 whilst people get cut in half for leaving a trace

[marcoolio]

On 8/28/2019 at 2:50 PM, Dom Wall said:

How much was Camplight previously?

90 pounds for a 2-man tent, IIRC.

[Crazyfool01]

On 8/28/2019 at 1:50 PM, Dom Wall said:

How much was Camplight previously?

it might cost you your life if this thread is to be believed  

[D-Low]

Not sure I'd be tempted to want to camp near the pier anyway. There's literally no privacy with people staring down in to your tents, which is fine for me but I'm sure not everyone wants to see me in my pants having a make-shift wash in the morning.

[doogie]

Haven't heard much about this recently.  Can we assume they dropped the idea for 2022?

[guypjfreak]

On 8/26/2019 at 10:23 AM, shoptildrop said:

More space in Pennard taken away then.... however reckon these will be snapped up as guaranteed tent space in "party central"

You'll need a band to get in.. 

Just more fancy tenting for the dollar 

[Boris]

On 5/26/2022 at 7:05 PM, doogie said:

Haven't heard much about this recently.  Can we assume they dropped the idea for 2022?

Did they do it at all? Memory fades... 

[Boris]

On 8/29/2019 at 1:47 PM, Jay Pee said:

I am thinking of requesting a couple of Chinooks to circle from 6am on Monday morning mounted with mini-gun and 50mm cannon (uranium tipped rounds).

The air load master can keep eyes on from the tail ramp looking out for any reprobates shuffling off sans tent and strafe the fuckin shit out of them.

No loss to the food chain.  Darwinism wins.  Better odds for tickets for next year.

The more I read this... 

[e_p]

I saw someone having a very intimate wash from thr pier at Glastonbury on sea.  Looked away but too late the damage had been done. 

[Gnomicide]

Is this finally going to happen?

From the updated page...

[Pinhead]

Nothing to say its their tents. They may be referring to Pennards generally.

[Euphoricape]

5 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

Is this finally going to happen?

From the updated page...

Will it be public camping?

[Gnomicide]

4 minutes ago, Pinhead said:

Nothing to say its their tents. They may be referring to Pennards generally.

Does say "new" though and was touted by Michael in the article at the start of this thread.

[Pinhead]

The tents are new every year so to speak, but good point.