Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 MY STUDY OF WHETHER YOU CAN LIGHT ONE OF YOUR OWN FARTS. APPARATUS - My anus, some gas trapped within it, and a plastic BIC lighter. METHOD - Flick the lighter, just as you release gas from your own anus. RESULT - A big blue flame, and a burning of all hair in that area. CONCLUSION - Don't do that again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus Gwertigan Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: MY STUDY OF WHETHER YOU CAN LIGHT ONE OF YOUR OWN FARTS. APPARATUS - My anus, some gas trapped within it, and a plastic BIC lighter. METHOD - Flick the lighter, just as you release gas from your own anus. RESULT - A big blue flame, and a burning of all hair in that area. CONCLUSION - Don't do that again. Nothing like the smell of burning arse hair in a morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Rufus Gwertigan said: Nothing like the smell of burning arse hair in a morning. It was indeed apocalyptic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 6 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: MY STUDY OF WHETHER YOU CAN LIGHT ONE OF YOUR OWN FARTS. APPARATUS - My anus, some gas trapped within it, and a plastic BIC lighter. METHOD - Flick the lighter, just as you release gas from your own anus. RESULT - A big blue flame, and a burning of all hair in that area. CONCLUSION - Don't do that again. Safer method is to emit the gas into a milk bottle and then light it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 Just now, Ayrshire Chris said: Safer method is to emit the gas into a milk bottle and then light it. OK, I'll make that my PHD study. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superscally Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 4 hours ago, Ayrshire Chris said: Safer method is to emit the gas into a milk bottle and then light it. For full filling effect, drill a hole in the bottom and insert the neck of the bottle into ze anoos. I imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Superscally said: For full filling effect, drill a hole in the bottom and insert the neck of the bottle into ze anoos. I imagine. There’s a fine line between experimentation and kinkiness. Too specialist for me, I’m out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashedonmud Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 7 hours ago, Ayrshire Chris said: Safer method is to emit the gas into a milk bottle and then light it. Is it okay to return milk bottle to fridge after experiment?? And if so how long till you notify others in the household? ? Instantly?? One day?? One week?? Or never?? Not bothered myself as I like my coffee black.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 44 minutes ago, mashedonmud said: Is it okay to return milk bottle to fridge after experiment?? And if so how long till you notify others in the household? ? Instantly?? One day?? One week?? Or never?? Not bothered myself as I like my coffee black.? When I was a student in a house share we had a can of squirty cream in the fridge for dessert-based purposes. One day it was no longer there. About a week later, my housemate's girlfriend came down from his room and put it back in the fridge. I don't believe any of us fancied it after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superscally Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 40 minutes ago, Quark said: When I was a student in a house share we had a can of squirty cream in the fridge for dessert-based purposes. One day it was no longer there. About a week later, my housemate's girlfriend came down from his room and put it back in the fridge. I don't believe any of us fancied it after that. You've still got it you perv. It's next to your keyboard. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 38 minutes ago, Superscally said: You've still got it you perv. It's next to your keyboard. ? It's with my can of Lynx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superscally Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, Quark said: It's with my can of Lynx You've got more options than the England selectors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 hours ago, mashedonmud said: Is it okay to return milk bottle to fridge after experiment?? And if so how long till you notify others in the household? ? Instantly?? One day?? One week?? Or never?? Not bothered myself as I like my coffee black.? Obviously the milk bottle is dry and empty for optimum results. Would recommend single use in case of any unexpected follow throughs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Quark said: When I was a student in a house share we had a can of squirty cream in the fridge for dessert-based purposes. One day it was no longer there. About a week later, my housemate's girlfriend came down from his room and put it back in the fridge. I don't believe any of us fancied it after that. I shared a house once with one of my brothers, and a lad I then knew. When the lad arrived to stay at the house he said straight away that we were never to eat the plain yoghurt that he would put in the fridge. When asked why, he informed us that his ex wife had given him thrush, and that one of the remedies involved him putting his bell end in to a tub of yoghurt every now and again. I never felt comfortable putting anything in the fridge after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 28 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: putting his bell end in to a tub of yoghurt every now and again. I never felt comfortable putting anything in the fridge after that. Did he think he refilled it like an old fashioned fountain pen? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 31 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: I shared a house once with one of my brothers, and a lad I then knew. When the lad arrived to stay at the house he said straight away that we were never to eat the plain yoghurt that he would put in the fridge. When asked why, he informed us that his ex wife had given him thrush, and that one of the remedies involved him putting his bell end in to a tub of yoghurt every now and again. I never felt comfortable putting anything in the fridge after that. im disgusted .... plain yoghurt is horrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superscally Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 minute ago, crazyfool1 said: im disgusted .... plain yoghurt is horrible Better than getting a strawberry seed lodged somewhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 49 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said: Did he think he refilled it like an old fashioned fountain pen? I have no idea, because I never asked him that question. However, as soon as I manage to get a hold of a gangle pin for the time machine I'm constructing, I promise that I will go back in time, and ask him him. I guess that I could find his current whereabouts and do the same thing, but am quite content with the current status of our relationship - which is non existent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superscally Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 8 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: I have no idea, because I never asked him that question. However, as soon as I manage to get a hold of a gangle pin for the time machine I'm constructing, I promise that I will go back in time, and ask him him. I guess that I could find his current whereabouts and do the same thing, but am quite content with the current status of our relationship - which is non existent. Where we're going we don't need NOS canisters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superscally Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 I've always wondered if Neil checks every thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Superscally said: I've always wondered if Neil checks every thread... he seems to check any I start 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashedonmud Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, Superscally said: I've always wondered if Neil checks every thread... Just gotta keep going till he's stopped shaking his head in despair. ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 Just now, mashedonmud said: Just gotta keep going till he's stopped shaking his head in despair. ? im up to 403 canisters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashedonmud Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 I don't know where I'm at but just witnessed Morris dancing to black Sabbath. Fucking wow. Life just keeps giving.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueDaze Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: I shared a house once with one of my brothers, and a lad I then knew. When the lad arrived to stay at the house he said straight away that we were never to eat the plain yoghurt that he would put in the fridge. When asked why, he informed us that his ex wife had given him thrush, and that one of the remedies involved him putting his bell end in to a tub of yoghurt every now and again. I never felt comfortable putting anything in the fridge after that. "A lad i knew"....!!?? and your handle when said quickly is Yoghurt on his Dick.... Yeah Right.!? Sounds like there was one thing you put in the fridge a little too often ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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