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MY STUDY OF WHETHER YOU CAN LIGHT ONE OF YOUR OWN FARTS.

APPARATUS -  My anus, some gas trapped within it, and a plastic BIC lighter.

METHOD - Flick the lighter, just as you release gas from your own anus.

RESULT - A big blue flame, and a burning of all hair in that area.

CONCLUSION - Don't do that again.

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1 hour ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

MY STUDY OF WHETHER YOU CAN LIGHT ONE OF YOUR OWN FARTS.

APPARATUS -  My anus, some gas trapped within it, and a plastic BIC lighter.

METHOD - Flick the lighter, just as you release gas from your own anus.

RESULT - A big blue flame, and a burning of all hair in that area.

CONCLUSION - Don't do that again.

Nothing like the smell of burning arse hair in a morning. 

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6 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

MY STUDY OF WHETHER YOU CAN LIGHT ONE OF YOUR OWN FARTS.

APPARATUS -  My anus, some gas trapped within it, and a plastic BIC lighter.

METHOD - Flick the lighter, just as you release gas from your own anus.

RESULT - A big blue flame, and a burning of all hair in that area.

CONCLUSION - Don't do that again.

Safer method is to emit the gas into a milk bottle and then light it. 

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7 hours ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Safer method is to emit the gas into a milk bottle and then light it. 

Is it okay to return milk bottle to fridge after experiment??

And if so how long till you notify others in the household? ?

Instantly??

One day??

One week??

Or never??

Not bothered myself as I like my coffee black.?

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44 minutes ago, mashedonmud said:

Is it okay to return milk bottle to fridge after experiment??

And if so how long till you notify others in the household? ?

Instantly??

One day??

One week??

Or never??

Not bothered myself as I like my coffee black.?

When I was a student in a house share we had a can of squirty cream in the fridge for dessert-based purposes. One day it was no longer there.

About a week later, my housemate's girlfriend came down from his room and put it back in the fridge.

I don't believe any of us fancied it after that.

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40 minutes ago, Quark said:

When I was a student in a house share we had a can of squirty cream in the fridge for dessert-based purposes. One day it was no longer there.

About a week later, my housemate's girlfriend came down from his room and put it back in the fridge.

I don't believe any of us fancied it after that.

You've still got it you perv. It's next to your keyboard. ?

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2 hours ago, mashedonmud said:

Is it okay to return milk bottle to fridge after experiment??

And if so how long till you notify others in the household? ?

Instantly??

One day??

One week??

Or never??

Not bothered myself as I like my coffee black.?

Obviously the milk bottle is dry and empty for optimum results. Would recommend single use in case of any unexpected follow throughs 

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3 hours ago, Quark said:

When I was a student in a house share we had a can of squirty cream in the fridge for dessert-based purposes. One day it was no longer there.

About a week later, my housemate's girlfriend came down from his room and put it back in the fridge.

I don't believe any of us fancied it after that.

I shared a house once with one of my brothers, and a lad I then knew. When the lad arrived to stay at the house he said straight away that we were never to eat the plain yoghurt that he would put in the fridge. When asked why, he informed us that his ex wife had given him thrush, and that one of the remedies involved him putting his bell end in to a tub of yoghurt every now and again. I never felt comfortable putting anything in the fridge after that.

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31 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

I shared a house once with one of my brothers, and a lad I then knew. When the lad arrived to stay at the house he said straight away that we were never to eat the plain yoghurt that he would put in the fridge. When asked why, he informed us that his ex wife had given him thrush, and that one of the remedies involved him putting his bell end in to a tub of yoghurt every now and again. I never felt comfortable putting anything in the fridge after that.

im disgusted .... plain yoghurt is horrible 

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49 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Did he think he refilled it like an old fashioned fountain pen?

I have no idea, because I never asked him that question. However, as soon as I manage to get a hold of a gangle pin for the time machine I'm constructing, I promise that I will go back in time, and ask him him. I guess that I could find his current whereabouts and do the same thing, but am quite content with the current status of our relationship - which is non existent. 

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8 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

I have no idea, because I never asked him that question. However, as soon as I manage to get a hold of a gangle pin for the time machine I'm constructing, I promise that I will go back in time, and ask him him. I guess that I could find his current whereabouts and do the same thing, but am quite content with the current status of our relationship - which is non existent. 

Where we're going we don't need NOS canisters

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1 hour ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

I shared a house once with one of my brothers, and a lad I then knew. When the lad arrived to stay at the house he said straight away that we were never to eat the plain yoghurt that he would put in the fridge. When asked why, he informed us that his ex wife had given him thrush, and that one of the remedies involved him putting his bell end in to a tub of yoghurt every now and again. I never felt comfortable putting anything in the fridge after that.

"A lad i knew"....!!??

and your handle when said quickly is Yoghurt on his Dick....

Yeah Right.!? Sounds like there was one thing you put in the fridge a little too often ?

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