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In 1 week I inhaled 800 or so cartridges there are boxes of 24 and boxes of 24 cartridges I experienced seizures heart problems and severe headaches. That I'd the end of the road, a very painful death. I wonder to myself why I cannot get cartridges of oxygen.

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36 minutes ago, John030392 said:

In 1 week I inhaled 800 or so cartridges there are boxes of 24 and boxes of 24 cartridges I experienced seizures heart problems and severe headaches. That I'd the end of the road, a very painful death. I wonder to myself why I cannot get cartridges of oxygen.

Where's the suspicious dog when you need him?

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Wha? Are you talking about nos canisters? 800 in a week probably not a good idea though you’d swear that’s what some people at G are aiming for

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glad to see efestivals is still an extremely normal website

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5 minutes ago, Mash011 said:

glad to see efestivals is still an extremely normal website

Frighteningly I think your reappearance has just improved the percentage of normality.

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2 hours ago, John030392 said:

In 1 week I inhaled 800 or so cartridges there are boxes of 24 and boxes of 24 cartridges I experienced seizures heart problems and severe headaches. That I'd the end of the road, a very painful death. I wonder to myself why I cannot get cartridges of oxygen.

Not sure if you are saying that you are already dead, or not? 

If you are alive and with us still, then there are places that you can buy oxygen cans, if that's of any assistance eg,

 

https://www.clearo2.com/?gclid=CjwKCAjw1_PqBRBIEiwA71rmtdJYcA384h1P09gTU8uk2z-9LDw4Wz-Ajvy_Sxsn6oiw44TuK0e8ixoCUqoQAvD_BwE

 

 

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44 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Not sure if you are saying that you are already dead, or not? 

If you are alive and with us still, then there are places that you can buy oxygen cans, if that's of any assistance eg,

 

https://www.clearo2.com/?gclid=CjwKCAjw1_PqBRBIEiwA71rmtdJYcA384h1P09gTU8uk2z-9LDw4Wz-Ajvy_Sxsn6oiw44TuK0e8ixoCUqoQAvD_BwE

 

 

Just ordered the revitsling face mist. Its like a breathe of fresh air

ClearO2-Oxygen-Mist-Lid-ON.jpg

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34 minutes ago, Rufus Gwertigan said:

Just ordered the revitsling face mist. Its like a breathe of fresh air

ClearO2-Oxygen-Mist-Lid-ON.jpg

yeah, but you couldnt inhale 800 of them in a week though could you..??

 

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6 minutes ago, BlueDaze said:

yeah, but you couldnt inhale 800 of them in a week though could you..??

 

Lubed up I reckon one would slide easily up my arse.

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5 minutes ago, Rumblestripe said:

Lubed up I reckon one would slide easily up my arse.

allo Vera :) 

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11 minutes ago, Rumblestripe said:

Lubed up I reckon one would slide easily up my arse.

Out of mild curiosity why would you want to do. or even consider, that? Actually, I'm not sure I want to know.

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1 hour ago, Rufus Gwertigan said:

Just ordered the revitsling face mist. Its like a breathe of fresh air

ClearO2-Oxygen-Mist-Lid-ON.jpg

As described in the Discussions section;

I've just had to have a thoroughly good shower. The reason for this is that my drains blocked (yet again) and I had to have a go at cleaning them via rods. There is an inherent fault in the drainage system, which means that it blocks up every 5 to 6 months or so. I have been able to clear the blockage in the past with rods, but tonight's efforts proved futile. What I did manage to achieve though, was getting liquid human excrement all over my face, hair, clothes, and foot wear - hence the urgent need for a shower. I have had better day's.

So, to cut a long story short - I could really do with a breath of fresh air right now.

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3 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

So, to cut a long story short - I could really do with a breath of fresh air right now.

So could those around you pre-shower I bet! 😁

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13 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Out of mild curiosity why would you want to do. or even consider, that? Actually, I'm not sure I want to know.

Is it too late to create a poll?

Would you rather:

a) Do 800 NOS canisters in a week

b) Lube up a can of Oxygen Mist and slide it up your arse.

I think I'm gonna have to go for b) but I'd keep a tight grip on it. No-one wants to explain that in casualty. 

 

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3 minutes ago, Superscally said:

Is it too late to create a poll?

Would you rather:

a) Do 800 NOS canisters in a week

b) Lube up a can of Oxygen Mist and slide it up your arse.

I think I'm gonna have to go for b) but I'd keep a tight grip on it. No-one wants to explain that in casualty. 

 

might opt out of the poll just like most of the university dissertations :) 

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Just now, crazyfool1 said:

might opt out of the poll just like most of the university dissertations :) 

No opt out. Only way to survive is to create a fucked up c)

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7 minutes ago, Superscally said:

Is it too late to create a poll?

Would you rather:

a) Do 800 NOS canisters in a week

b) Lube up a can of Oxygen Mist and slide it up your arse.

I think I'm gonna have to go for b) but I'd keep a tight grip on it. No-one wants to explain that in casualty. 

 

Maybe you do b) as a consequence of a)?

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17 minutes ago, Superscally said:

Is it too late to create a poll?

Would you rather:

a) Do 800 NOS canisters in a week

b) Lube up a can of Oxygen Mist and slide it up your arse.

I think I'm gonna have to go for b) but I'd keep a tight grip on it. No-one wants to explain that in casualty. 

 

If it were limited to those two choices then I too would opt for the anal stretch. However, I want it to be known that the decision would be made, as it would be the best of two fairly poor options. If I wanted things up my arse then I'd probably have sorted it by now. That said, I have had an endoscope up there a number of times. If this ever happens to you, do not go for the gas and air as a pain killer. It is no way near as effective as it's medicinal alternative. I was sucking on that gas and air like my life depended on it. In the back of my mind was the feeling that it would have been less painful being buggered by a male porn star with a very big todger. That might be more information than you needed, but I'm still in a state of shock at being coated in human excrement. I feel quite sullied.

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42 minutes ago, Superscally said:

Is it too late to create a poll?

Would you rather:

a) Do 800 NOS canisters in a week

b) Lube up a can of Oxygen Mist and slide it up your arse.

I think I'm gonna have to go for b) but I'd keep a tight grip on it. No-one wants to explain that in casualty. 

 

ARMEGEDDON......!

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