dentalplan Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Mr_Egregious said: In a broad Scouse accent from a nearby tent... ”SOMEONE’S HAD A SHIT ON A PLATE” @Gucci Piggy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baggienick68 Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 As we were walking to gate C one morning the bloke in front of us said to his girlfriend '' I don't know what's been coming out of my arse but it's not sh*t". The mind boggles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerqueen Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 At midday on Sunday, a man commented to presumably his wife at how dirty her feet were. The woman looked down at her (what to me looked like perfectly clean) feet in flip flops and said "Eurgh they're disgusting, just imagine if we'd been here all weekend". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty13 Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Lad off it shouting call the cops I’m off my chops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid Loafers Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 "it's not the proudest sip of my life but it'll get the job done" As she took a swig of something from a bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digi Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Knock knock "Have I left a margarita in there?" Repeat again... and again and again... In the long drops which were particularly whiffy at the time ??? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeddyDriver Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Ill use the term loosely...but a young lady collecting her stuff at the lockups, around 11am Sunday morning !! "yeh we`re collecting our stuff now and heading home, we need to get back to London and unpack as my husband has work on Tuesday" FFS Tuesday ??? , wanted to slap the pair of them....especially knowing that I was leaving Monday am and in the office that afternoon. Youngsters today huh !?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madyaker Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Did anyone see the mad fella that was going around shouting about how the cops better stay from him? I passed him near the bandstand and then a few hours later on the ground with 4 coppers sitting on him! Dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumblestripe Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 minute ago, BeddyDriver said: Ill use the term loosely...but a young lady collecting her stuff at the lockups, around 11am Sunday morning !! "yeh we`re collecting our stuff now and heading home, we need to get back to London and unpack as my husband has work on Tuesday" FFS Tuesday ??? , wanted to slap the pair of them....especially knowing that I was leaving Monday am and in the office that afternoon. Youngsters today huh !?! Such folk should be struck off registration permanently. That's MY ticket those fukkers had. Grrrrr... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckoner Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Guy next to me: mate have a sip of this me: what is it? Looks like you have just poured whatever was left in camp into a bottle. Guy: exactly mate, it’s shitmix Sunday. It wasn’t actually that bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Madyaker said: Did anyone see the mad fella that was going around shouting about how the cops better stay from him? I passed him near the bandstand and then a few hours later on the ground with 4 coppers sitting on him! Dope. Think it was him, had him pinned down by the other stage wasn't it? Either Wednesday or Thursday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madyaker Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Yeah that was him by the other stage haha, I think it was thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sedra Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Woman next to me at Kylie (in the front section at the back who insisted on sitting in her chair in that crowd!) to her friend Friend: will she bring out Jason Donavon? Woman: hopefully- and also nick cave and the lightening seeds. ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 not an overheard funny but something that had us in stitches was the naked lady running around west holts ... she came and sat right behind us and nicked a girls churros and started dipping it in chocolate sauce ... wondered if she was the one arrested for indecency Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doogie Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 10 minutes ago, BeddyDriver said: Ill use the term loosely...but a young lady collecting her stuff at the lockups, around 11am Sunday morning !! "yeh we`re collecting our stuff now and heading home, we need to get back to London and unpack as my husband has work on Tuesday" FFS Tuesday ??? , wanted to slap the pair of them....especially knowing that I was leaving Monday am and in the office that afternoon. Youngsters today huh !?! Ha lightweights! I collected my stuff from the lockup at 1am last night, headed back to London, and was in work by 9am this morning ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said: not an overheard funny but something that had us in stitches was the naked lady running around west holts ... she came and sat right behind us and nicked a girls churros and started dipping it in chocolate sauce ... wondered if she was the one arrested for indecency Naked guy walking around the park yesterday afternoon too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chatty Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Some lass pulled what appeared to be a jelly crocodile from her knickers and gave it to me. I obliged, I now have herpes round my mouth. Bad call. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkic Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, Madyaker said: Yeah that was him by the other stage haha, I think it was thursday. We saw that too so must have been Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeddyDriver Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 (edited) Not really overheard, as it was a lady in our party, but she was discussing with Mrs Driver how her and her husband like to "night snorkel" when they are holidaying abroad..... FNARR FNARR...... Funny to us guys in the group.... Guess some of us boys just wont ever grow up (50 going on 15) Edited July 1, 2019 by BeddyDriver 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, chatty said: Some lass pulled what appeared to be a jelly crocodile from her knickers and gave it to me. I obliged, I now have herpes round my mouth. Bad call. probably tasted like a croc of shit too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICGenie Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, Homer said: Naked guy walking around the park yesterday afternoon too. Could have been Richard Vranch arrested after his “performance” in the Impro Allstars ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot rocks Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Not overheard but I’ve just remembered 2 young ladies, 1 topless ( the other not far off ) pole dancing on the flag poles around west holts last night just before Janelle ? They had a decent sized audience too ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Steve Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 4 hours ago, alibear said: And the whole crowd around me (including myself) responding with a collective “oh, for fuck’s sake” when Kylie introduced Chris Martin. I can echo this for the crowd to the right of the steel track near the tree ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pie_and_a_pint Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 33 minutes ago, ICGenie said: Could have been Richard Vranch arrested after his “performance” in the Impro Allstars ??? That was fecking hilarious. I spilled my drink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 At the longdrops on the railway track next to the Avalon entrance. A guy wearing nothing but flip flops, a silver hat and tiny gold pants was looking in vain at every cubicle for a clean one but they were rank rotten. My good lady came out of one and said to him, try in here, I’ve just cleaned the seat. Oh my god he screamed, thank you so much, I love you, will you be my mummy. ! Not a word of a lie, I just went into hysterics. One of those glasto moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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