Jne___ Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Just a bit of fun for us left behind... whats the most elaborate (and vaguely plausible) way you can think of ensuring tickets for next year you can think of? Starting a band? Comedy roadshow? Maybe become a “fashion blogger” get super chummy with EE and hunter wellies? Stating your own catering company? Designing the official artwork? All meant in jest and a bit of fun - let me know what you think of! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prestonmike Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 win the lottery and buy a house in Pilton, guaranteed locals tickets for life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jne___ Posted June 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 18 minutes ago, prestonmike said: win the lottery and buy a house in Pilton, guaranteed locals tickets for life Oooooh good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Dig a hole on site and live in it for a year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prestonmike Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 or trace back your family tree, discover you are actually a distant relative of the Eavis family, get friendly with them and blag free access to the festival Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st dan Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Stand in the field from March onwards wearing this ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Head to the plastic surgeons with a photo of Mik Artistik. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrik Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Begin a romantic relationship with an Eavis. Anyone will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K2SO Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Grow my hair long for the next year, grow a beard and walk in naked hoping nobody stops me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levitz Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 hours ago, prestonmike said: win the lottery and buy a house in Pilton, guaranteed locals tickets for life This but ......Win the lottery and buy and adjoining farm. Also create an efests co-op and offer the hospitality tix to those ticketless efesters each year. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Do a Freaky Friday body swap with Paul Carrack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyblade41 Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 I was thinking on this today, and so far I've vowed to spend thousands on an early hospitality ticket ...can't believe I'm even contemplating it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danssol Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 After listening to radio 4 on my commute home, ffs. I have ordered a sign language book because I'm going to learn performance sign language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsonjack Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, danssol said: After listening to radio 4 on my commute home, ffs. I have ordered a sign language book because I'm going to learn performance sign language. Great idea ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieRaver Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Get a job at the bbc by the sounds of it, be interesting to know how many the bbc get! Be a celeb, always seem to have them, doubt they’re up at 9am like us. How many tickets go to hospitality and glamping packages? Be in Liverpool on ticket day, direct link to see tickets them lot. Invent something Glastonbury could use and literally make a deal just to have 4 tickets every year for life in return for the invention...any ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Become invisible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilduck Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 3 hours ago, GeordieRaver said: Get a job at the bbc by the sounds of it, be interesting to know how many the bbc get! Be a celeb, always seem to have them, doubt they’re up at 9am like us. How many tickets go to hospitality and glamping packages? Be in Liverpool on ticket day, direct link to see tickets them lot. Invent something Glastonbury could use and literally make a deal just to have 4 tickets every year for life in return for the invention...any ideas? I work at the BBC, been desperately trying to find any kind of contact who could help me find a ticket but no such luck unfortunately! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swine_Glasto2014 Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Camp out in the yet to be used long drops and pop out before shit hits the fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prestonmike Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 learn hypnosis and hypnotise the security staff to let you walk straight through without a ticket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robillustrates Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Form a band and get on to the lineup in some manner within the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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