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Most Elaborate Way of Ensuring tickets for 2020

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Just a bit of fun for us left behind...

whats the most elaborate (and vaguely plausible) way you can think of ensuring tickets for next year you can think of? 

Starting a band? Comedy roadshow? Maybe become a “fashion blogger” get super chummy with EE and hunter wellies? Stating your own catering company? Designing the official artwork? 

All meant in jest and a bit of fun - let me know what you think of!

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18 minutes ago, prestonmike said:

win the lottery and buy a house in Pilton, guaranteed locals tickets for life 

Oooooh good one!

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or trace back your family tree, discover you are actually a distant relative of the Eavis family, get friendly with them and blag free access to the festival

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Begin a romantic relationship with an Eavis. 

Anyone will do. 

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Grow my hair long for the next year, grow a beard and walk in naked hoping nobody stops me

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2 hours ago, prestonmike said:

win the lottery and buy a house in Pilton, guaranteed locals tickets for life 

This but ......Win the lottery and buy and adjoining farm. Also create an efests co-op and offer the hospitality tix to those ticketless efesters each year. 

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I was thinking on this today, and so far I've vowed to spend thousands on an early hospitality ticket ...can't believe I'm even contemplating it 

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After listening to radio 4 on my commute home, ffs. I have ordered a sign language book because I'm going to learn performance sign language. 

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2 minutes ago, danssol said:

After listening to radio 4 on my commute home, ffs. I have ordered a sign language book because I'm going to learn performance sign language. 

Great idea 👍

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Get a job at the bbc by the sounds of it, be interesting to know how many the bbc get! 

Be a celeb, always seem to have them, doubt they’re up at 9am like us.

How many tickets go to hospitality and glamping packages?

Be in Liverpool on ticket day, direct link to see tickets them lot.

Invent something Glastonbury could use and literally make a deal just to have 4 tickets every year for life in return for the invention...any ideas? 

 

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3 hours ago, GeordieRaver said:

Get a job at the bbc by the sounds of it, be interesting to know how many the bbc get! 

Be a celeb, always seem to have them, doubt they’re up at 9am like us.

How many tickets go to hospitality and glamping packages?

Be in Liverpool on ticket day, direct link to see tickets them lot.

Invent something Glastonbury could use and literally make a deal just to have 4 tickets every year for life in return for the invention...any ideas? 

 

I work at the BBC, been desperately trying to find any kind of contact who could help me find a ticket but no such luck unfortunately!

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