paddyclark Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 11 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: Have you opened a Christmas cracker early? In fairness to me.. When I shamelessly stole this joke I did so in the knowledge that it had been awarded joke of the year at the Edinburgh Festival a few years ago. But like crime in multi storey car parks it is wrong on many levels.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 16 minutes ago, paddyclark said: In fairness to me.. When I shamelessly stole this joke I did so in the knowledge that it had been awarded joke of the year at the Edinburgh Festival a few years ago. But like crime in multi storey car parks it is wrong on many levels.. There was me thinking you were an underground comedian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 2 hours ago, paddyclark said: it had been awarded joke of the year at the Edinburgh Festival a few years ago. Really!? I believe you, but find it hard to believe, if you know what I mean. I went to the Edinburgh fringe many years ago. The only person who I saw and rated was Ross Noble. The others were shite, and I even had to walk out of one performance early, because I realised that my life was far too short to be squandered listening to a group of not funny people try to be funny. I'm not sure why I've posted all that now, on reflection. However, it''s easier to leave as is than to delete. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddyclark Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 What is the cleverest nut? an Acedemia nut! I think I personally made this one up. (as far as I know) and it perfectly illustrates why I should stick to pinching others material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted December 6, 2019 Report Share Posted December 6, 2019 I said to my mate that I’ve an incredible crush on Beyoncé he said whatever floats your boat i said no, that’s buoyancy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nal Posted December 6, 2019 Report Share Posted December 6, 2019 On 12/3/2019 at 8:08 PM, Ayrshire Chris said: OK not a joke but a scene from the father Ted Xmas Special with the creepy Father Todd Unctious, desperate to steal Teds Golden Cleric award. Absolutely brilliant comedy! I can watch this programme over and over again! https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/warrant-for-arrest-of-father-ted-actor-mcsorley-38752373.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted December 6, 2019 Report Share Posted December 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, The Nal said: https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/warrant-for-arrest-of-father-ted-actor-mcsorley-38752373.html Yes , I saw that on another father ted site! He’s been lifted before for other misdeeds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HattersBoy Posted December 6, 2019 Report Share Posted December 6, 2019 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted December 6, 2019 Report Share Posted December 6, 2019 5 minutes ago, HattersBoy said: Excellent. Unfortunately out of up votes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted December 6, 2019 Report Share Posted December 6, 2019 There was me thinking someones washing machine upstairs had managed to work its way loose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HattersBoy Posted December 6, 2019 Report Share Posted December 6, 2019 7 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said: There was me thinking someones washing machine upstairs had managed to work its way loose Hope you're all safe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted December 6, 2019 Report Share Posted December 6, 2019 1 hour ago, HattersBoy said: Hope you're all safe I’m good if I’d had one it might have spilt some cider ... but wasn’t significant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HattersBoy Posted December 6, 2019 Report Share Posted December 6, 2019 1 minute ago, crazyfool1 said: I’m good if I’d had one it might have spilt some cider ... but wasn’t significant Spilling any alcohol is considered significant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 I’ve been subscribing to Osteopathy Monthly for 20 years i have a lot of back issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 8 hours ago, Ayrshire Chris said: I’ve been subscribing to Osteopathy Monthly for 20 years i have a lot of back issues. Oh my good God! Come on now, let us all hold hands together, and pray to the little baby Jesus, that that's as bad as it will get. FFS Ayshire, what have you done? My mind's destroyed! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: Oh my good God! Come on now, let us all hold hands together, and pray to the little baby Jesus, that that's as bad as it will get. FFS Ayshire, what have you done? My mind's destroyed! lol I feel quite ashamed of that joke now that I think about it. I have a few crude but good jokes in mind to redress the balance . Edited December 13, 2019 by Ayrshire Chris 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said: I feel quite ashamed of that joke now that I think about it. I have a few crude but good jokes in mind to redress the balance . Hello Ayshire. Don't do crude jokes on here. Honestly, you'll get gunned down. I've tried it in the past and got gunned down every single time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrZigster Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 Biggest joke is how this country has voted. Not At All Funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 1 hour ago, MrZigster said: Biggest joke is how this country has voted. Not At All Funny. It is seriously unfunny, that's for sure. I've coped before but am having big problems with dealing with this one. Then again, the majority have spoken (kind of), so who am I to say that it shouldn't be this way? You just can't get through to some people that they are turkeys voting for Christmas. Maybe even that perspective is wrong, and that I should allow more grace to the electorate. However, watch what happens next in the next few years, and even 'they'll' know then, I'm sure of it. I am also sure that if they fuck about with 'OUR' NHS in a detrimental way, then I firmly believe that they'll be martyre's. Enough said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted December 22, 2021 Report Share Posted December 22, 2021 Why not Bump the jokes thread for A Christmas laugh? ive got a Romanian friend who is a roadie, I’ve got a Czech one too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted December 22, 2021 Report Share Posted December 22, 2021 28 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said: Why not Bump the jokes thread for A Christmas laugh? ive got a Romanian friend who is a roadie, I’ve got a Czech one too You’ll need to Czech if you have any mates after jokes like that 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wellyboot Posted December 23, 2021 Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 15 hours ago, crazyfool1 said: You’ll need to Czech if you have any mates after jokes like that 🙂 I dont know how you dare! Yours are the worst!! @Losing my hair will back me up on this!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted December 23, 2021 Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Wellyboot said: I dont know how you dare! Yours are the worst!! @Losing my hair will back me up on this!! You realise you are responding to one of my shit jokes ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wellyboot Posted December 23, 2021 Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 Just now, crazyfool1 said: You realise you are responding to one of my shit jokes ? Arent i always???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted December 23, 2021 Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 15 hours ago, crazyfool1 said: You’ll need to Czech if you have any mates after jokes like that 🙂 You’ve used me as a pawn in your joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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