Cheese at Glastonbury

[paddyclark]

2 hours ago, Sasperella said:

OMG! A cheese joke I haven't heard before! I have a friend with a cheese joke obsession and must send her this immediately

 

Same here.   

[Stocksey]

My favourite of all the cheese jokes....

Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone?

Because the Roquefort Back!

 

[Losing my hair]

Which cheese can you use to hide a horse? 

Mascarpone

[BlueDaze]

2 hours ago, the_arsonist said:

The cheese truck is so friggin good I can’t even put it into words

good effort

[BlueDaze]

48 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

there will be cheese at Glastonbury ... you just need to chase it down the hill of death  

 

 

as featured in the much missed Maccabees video

 

[GMF]

16 hours ago, Quark said:

Puns aside, a decent cheese platter from a stall with a glass of red or even (heaven) a port would absolutely finish me off. Is such a thing available anywhere? Somewhere in green fields @morph100?

Raclette will obviously happen, as will Anna Mae's Mac n Cheese and quite probably a toastie or two, but that's not the same as a board...

I have often considered taking a bottle of Port to GF (decanted of course) but i know it will only end up one way, me deciding some cheese and port for Wednesday lunch would be a nice start to the festival and ending up face down outside the tent by mid afternoon. 

[Quark]

1 hour ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Happy to be of assistance, as I too know what it's like to have a cheese based joke obsession. I have actually valiantly refrained so far on this thread.  I actually used to send a cheese based joke every fortnight or so to a cheese maker, who I didn't even know. I just came across his email address, and simply couldn't help myself. I never got a reply. Not even a 'Fuck off, you're not funny' response.

This would explain why Alex James hasn't come back to Glastonbury

[Quark]

2 hours ago, Mardy said:

Goats cheese, honey & walnut is my toasted sandwich of choice

Can't believe people reckon Glastonbury has gone middle class

[gigpusher]

2 hours ago, Mardy said:

Goats cheese, honey & walnut is my toasted sandwich of choice

You are right that was delicious!!

[The Clearest Blue]

1 hour ago, GMF said:

I have often considered taking a bottle of Port to GF (decanted of course) but i know it will only end up one way, me deciding some cheese and port for Wednesday lunch would be a nice start to the festival and ending up face down outside the tent by mid afternoon. 

I took a bottle I brought back from my hols in Portugal with me in 2014, got it out my bag at around sunrise Saturday morning at the Hell Stage, I was only with my mate but the bottle got passed around everyone around us, was gone in minutes!

[deschwah]

dairylea triangles all the way

[gigpusher]

1 hour ago, Quark said:

Can't believe people reckon Glastonbury has gone middle class

But at least deliciously middle class. 

[Quark]

6 minutes ago, gigpusher said:

But at least deliciously middle class. 

Oh I never said it was a bad thing. Sounds bloody lovely

[gigpusher]

1 minute ago, Quark said:

Oh I never said it was a bad thing. Sounds bloody lovely

It really was. We've cut down on cheese a lot this year as pert of my healthy eating and my husband being told he has high cholesterol but now god I so want a cheese toastie!!

[Quark]

3 minutes ago, gigpusher said:

It really was. We've cut down on cheese a lot this year as pert of my healthy eating and my husband being told he has high cholesterol but now god I so want a cheese toastie!!

You have no idea. I thought reading the general food thread was bad enough on a diet. This thread is fucking killing me.

[gigpusher]

Just now, Quark said:

You have no idea. I thought reading the general food thread was bad enough on a diet. This thread is fucking killing me.

At least then we can say next month we'll be on the farm and then I'll need those extra calories for all the walking and dancing so cheese toasties will be mine!!!! 

[Pinhead]

Years ago Worthy Farm did their own commercial cheese called Glastonbury Festival and you could even get it in the supermarket if you could find it. Not sure whether it was actually manufactured on the farm (or may have just been made from their dairy herds milk). Tasted just like an average cheddar tbh.

[Funkyfairy!]

18 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

No way - I'm shoe horning this one in, if it's the last thing I do;

 

How did the cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester!

 

Oh I just laughed a little too hard at this in the middle of a quiet office - thanks Yog :-)

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

38 minutes ago, Funkyfairy! said:

Oh I just laughed a little too hard at this in the middle of a quiet office - thanks Yog ?

No worries. It's nice to make people laugh - even at inappropriate times. In fact, especially at inappropriate times. 

[Tranquility of Solitude]

A Mexican once tried to steal mine. Know what I said to him?

 

Nacho cheese!

 

sorry.

[Skelts]

12 hours ago, jimbo68 said:

Shame Cheezy Vinyl Bar won't be there then, always give them a visit or two at Bearded Theory 

They were at Beautiful Days, quality ?

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I'd forgotten about this cheesy little number;

 

[Waapster]

On 5/1/2019 at 3:08 AM, MilkyJoe said:

Rudimentary editing skills on my phone but I’ve kind of marked the spot. Turn right after Williams Green and head past entrance to Kidz and Accoustic/Cinema and it’s on the right heading away from the site. Fresh Bakery next door too.

 

The Toast Office?

[Harmonic Prospector]

As much as I love the culinary cheese, I was disappointed that the conversion hasn't so far turned to the musical equivalent! 

Club de Fromage at William's Green (normally post-midnight on the Friday night) is one of the most enjoyable experiences after a day of serious music and is the perfect antidote to the SE corner if banging house, dnb, techno, and massive crowds aren't your thing and you still want to party and have a non pretentious singalong! 

Wheel of Four Tunes on Sensation Seekers from Thursday to Saturday has the potential to fulfill all your cheesy/multi-genre needs with plenty of stage banter and an active encouragement to leave all musical pretentiousness at the door! 

 

[Rufus Gwertigan]

I may be tempted to bring some port. Normally I don't drink it as it is my downfall. I just stick to a bottle on Christmas eve. I was planning on decanting a nice Rioja but I may be swayed with a port