Cheese at Glastonbury

[bombfrog]

Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?

De Brie was everywhere,

 

On a serious note, I'd love a cheese board at Glastonbury. Alex James' cheese is actually very good, especially the number 5 (Goddess), not too stinky either. A nice mature cheddar like Black Bomber would be lovely. Reckon it'd be possibly to cook a Camembert over a camp fire?

I'm thinking just the Wednesday night would be good as I don't think they'd last long. I like the idea of taking ones in wax though.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Worlds smelliest cheese;

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4044703.stm

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Somebody threw a cheese at me once ...... really mature!

 

Note to self - Stop it. Stop it now.

[CaledonianGonzo]

7 hours ago, morph100 said:

Greenpeace near the boat where they had all that nice bread did a cheese board but in 2017 they just had one type of cheese rather than the platter.

A big platter with all different cheeses on it.  All different flavours of cheese................................................................cheddar..........

[Avalon_Fields]

Here’s me thinking we had another announcement, albeit on the not-exactly-thrilling level (Mid-afternoon Acoustic at best).

[Mardy]

6 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

A big platter with all different cheeses on it.  All different flavours of cheese................................................................cheddar..........

I was thinking more

 

 

[jimbo68]

Shame Cheezy Vinyl Bar won't be there then, always give them a visit or two at Bearded Theory 

[Zoo Music Girl]

That toastie place wherever it is rocks my world. Will definitely try to pay a visit (can never remember where it is mind).

[paddyclark]

4 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Somebody threw a cheese at me once ...... really mature!

 

Note to self - Stop it. Stop it now.

I Camembert this sort of thing. 

[paddyclark]

4 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Somebody threw a cheese at me once ...... really mature!

 

Note to self - Stop it. Stop it now.

How dairy

[Ayrshire Chris]

For the god botherers

cheeses of Nazareth 

 

[MilkyJoe]

2 hours ago, Zoo Music Girl said:

That toastie place wherever it is rocks my world. Will definitely try to pay a visit (can never remember where it is mind).

theres a great toastie place just up past the kidz field on the right.

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Edam Ant

Feta Kuti

Gorgon(zola) City

The Gouda, the Bad and the Queen

Parmigiano Violets

Stilton Warriors

 

[Stocksey]

Must...... resist.... posting every joke....

[benc]

Isn't there a cheese soup stall somewhere? Can't quite picture where, but centralish

[Zoo Music Girl]

40 minutes ago, MilkyJoe said:

theres a great toastie place just up past the kidz field on the right.

This is useful info but I don't know where the Kidz field is. My navigation skills are shocking. 

Feel like the place I'm on about is near T&C but could be completely wrong.

[MilkyJoe]

21 minutes ago, Zoo Music Girl said:

This is useful info but I don't know where the Kidz field is. My navigation skills are shocking. 

Feel like the place I'm on about is near T&C but could be completely wrong.

Rudimentary editing skills on my phone but I’ve kind of marked the spot. Turn right after Williams Green and head past entrance to Kidz and Accoustic/Cinema and it’s on the right heading away from the site. Fresh Bakery next door too.

 

[Sasperella]

13 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

No way - I'm shoe horning this one in, if it's the last thing I do;

 

How did the cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester!

 

OMG! A cheese joke I haven't heard before! I have a friend with a cheese joke obsession and must send her this immediately

 

[Mardy]

Big fan of the Cheese Truck, in the market.

[Mardy]

Goats cheese, honey & walnut is my toasted sandwich of choice

[the_arsonist]

1 minute ago, Mardy said:

Big fan of the Cheese Truck, in the market.

The cheese truck is so friggin good I can’t even put it into words

[brightyoungthing2]

I mean I was just going to bring some dairylee lunchables but you might be onto something with an actual real cheese board....

*throws airbed out of rucksack to make space for cheese*

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 hour ago, Sasperella said:

OMG! A cheese joke I haven't heard before! I have a friend with a cheese joke obsession and must send her this immediately

 

Happy to be of assistance, as I too know what it's like to have a cheese based joke obsession. I have actually valiantly refrained so far on this thread.  I actually used to send a cheese based joke every fortnight or so to a cheese maker, who I didn't even know. I just came across his email address, and simply couldn't help myself. I never got a reply. Not even a 'Fuck off, you're not funny' response.

[Crazyfool01]

there will be cheese at Glastonbury ... you just need to chase it down the hill of death  

 

 

[Sasperella]

20 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

I actually used to send a cheese based joke every fortnight or so to a cheese maker, who I didn't even know. I just came across his email address, and simply couldn't help myself. I never got a reply. Not even a 'Fuck off, you're not funny' response.

Haha, that's amazing. I will also tell her this, she will love it