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In all fairness we should recognise this as a great work of art and be embracing what has happened here - this book will be a classic and we're all going to be a part of it

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Morbyn’s, Speech had just begun and Bunto, Rog and Darsus had enjoyed the spa in the Glamping Yurts. Bunto was complaining about the soreness in his Nether regions following his regular Sack Back and Cracking. He had taken up the smooth path having seen the Richard and Judy feature on television
Bunto shoved off discreetly he had his eye on the VIP Glory Hole where discretely one could be Anally ravished by strangers.
Meanwhile, outside of the Pyramid stage, Mot Swatson the deputy of the Popular Workers Party, who Morbyn lead; was similarly tempted away from his great leader’s oratory to guess where? The Same Glory Hole. Of course, with his politics, he believed it was greater to Give than to receive and Bunto accustomed to Silver Spooning all his life was a polar opposite.
Hence we are confronted with two Machiavellian political enemies Giving and receiving in the best traditions of philanthropic fluid exchange and charity, Anonymously.
“Give me the Radish, Give be the Bread Dildo give me more Cock, Harder Harder” cried Bunto as Swatson braced for another thrust into the more Eloquent end of the Tory politician.

From https://longhairedmusings.wordpress.com/2019/07/09/5g-at-glastonbury-comedy-gold-for-conquestofdough/comment-page-1/

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7 hours ago, frostypaw said:

In all fairness we should recognise this as a great work of art and be embracing what has happened here - this book will be a classic and we're all going to be a part of it

From https://longhairedmusings.wordpress.com/2019/07/09/5g-at-glastonbury-comedy-gold-for-conquestofdough/comment-page-1/

Proof, not that it was required, that the guy doesn't suffer from a lack of imagination.

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https://theconquestofdough.weebly.com/the-novel-and-epic-trilogy.html

My Second Novel is Called the Conquest of Dough which is a metaphoric parable about sour dough bread and a legendary syrian Sour dough that is smuggled to the UK. Here the syrian refugee meets with challenges , helpers and enemies who seek to restore the Dough to its homeland, various actors wish the Dough to be supressed. Dough is the metaphor for Money which examines another of my areas of work, Monetary reform activism. The Finale of Conquest of dough is an hilarious Romp through the Glastonbury Music festival examining the social aspects of that festival parodying itself whilst pretending it remains what it once was.

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On 7/6/2019 at 7:07 AM, Roger G Lewis said:

Frosty, What you term a full rebuttal is perhaps your opinion , others may find that what you have expressed is a different opinion and no more or less than that.

No, no and no again. This is an issue of scientific fact, not opinion.

 

You may think the moon is made of cheese, this does not change the physical reality that is not. 

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