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Another smallie here, 5 2" and my neck is sore just thinking about the bobbing it has to do just to peer through peoples shoulders. Biggest bug bear is getting to a gig somewhat early, getting a prime spot (through shoulders and reasonable hair, no hats, Shurrup @stuartbert two hats) then some 8 ft tall knobber comes and stands right in front of me with his knobber 10ft tall mates and chat through the fecking gig. Then you try and move to a different spot and you are met with a lot of fucking tutters. Gah! 

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On 4/25/2019 at 1:23 AM, H.M.V said:

Another smallie here, 5 2" and my neck is sore just thinking about the bobbing it has to do just to peer through peoples shoulders. Biggest bug bear is getting to a gig somewhat early, getting a prime spot (through shoulders and reasonable hair, no hats, Shurrup @stuartbert two hats) then some 8 ft tall knobber comes and stands right in front of me with his knobber 10ft tall mates and chat through the fecking gig. Then you try and move to a different spot and you are met with a lot of fucking tutters. Gah! 

I feel your pain. Some talley always comes and stands in front of me. Although I was at Art Garfunkel in 16 and at one stage I managed to see a bit of his hair. Fortunately the music was sublime so I just resigned myself to chilling out.

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Just like the tall ones have the apology on the back of their t shirts, can you get one that says 'If you're going to barge in, can you at least lean your head to one side?'

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1 minute ago, carlosj said:

Just like the tall ones have the apology on the back of their t shirts, can you get one that says 'If you're going to barge in, can you at least lean your head to one side?'

Tallies don't see us unless we make a noise that makes them look down, so they'd never end up reading it. 

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