TO ANYONE GOING TO GLASTONBURY FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR

[Hugh Jass]

36 minutes ago, Rufus Gwertigan said:

Are we still able to poke a hippy with a stick? 

No, but you can do the Hippy Hippy Shake.

[Mezhyp1]

3 hours ago, kalifire said:

Is it acceptable to laugh at the filthy Jamie XX then go over to Green Futures to vibe with the hippies?

I would most definitely have fallen into this category 

[Sawdusty surfer]

?Don't anybody DARE to try to stop me laughing at myself.

Edited April 24, 2019 by Sawdusty Surfer

[dotdash79]

Wait what if it’s a hippies first year can you laugh at them then?

/s

[CaledonianGonzo]

Last hippy I spoke to in Green Futures was a Brexiteer who told us that Nigel Farage had a lot of good ideas.  The Underground Piano Bar is basically a survivalist shelter.

[BlackHole2006]

haahahahaha

sorry guys, i'm so embarrased I can't even bare to read the comments.

this thread seemed like a good idea at the time but in hindsight was probably a terrible one, which is basically the story my life.

I would like to apologise to all the kitty's, toby's and jamie xx fans of the world who I offended making this post.

much love from a mortified blackhole2006. 

[Rubber Soldier]

I’ve paid my money. If I want to spend 5 days slagging smelly hippies then I will. And I just might. 

[Quark]

3 minutes ago, BlackHole2006 said:

haahahahaha

sorry guys, i'm so embarrased I can't even bare to read the comments.

this thread seemed like a good idea at the time but in hindsight was probably a terrible one, which is basically the story my life.

I would like to apologise to all the kitty's, toby's and jamie xx fans of the world who I offended making this post.

much love from a mortified blackhole2006. 

No more ciders for that man

[Quark]

And you should definitely read the thread. In finest eFests tradition it's veered away from wondering what you were on about to the usual weirdness

[Blisterpack]

6 minutes ago, BlackHole2006 said:

haahahahaha

sorry guys, i'm so embarrased I can't even bare to read the comments.

this thread seemed like a good idea at the time but in hindsight was probably a terrible one, which is basically the story my life.

I would like to apologise to all the kitty's, toby's and jamie xx fans of the world who I offended making this post.

much love from a mortified blackhole2006. 

So...... we can still laugh at hippies....? 

[Quark]

36 minutes ago, Sawdusty Surfer said:

Don't anybody DARE to try to stop me laughing at myself.

 

[Hugh Jass]

13 minutes ago, BlackHole2006 said:

haahahahaha

sorry guys, i'm so embarrased I can't even bare to read the comments.

this thread seemed like a good idea at the time but in hindsight was probably a terrible one, which is basically the story my life.

I would like to apologise to all the kitty's, toby's and jamie xx fans of the world who I offended making this post.

much love from a mortified blackhole2006. 

Contemporise man!

[autoinflate]

A few years ago, I saw someone who could well have been a Toby (i.e. posh bloke, not a carvery) laughing at the hippy/ex-traveller type guy running the baby-throwing thing in unfairground. He was calling him an in-bred and all sorts of horrible names.

The traveller guy pulled out what looked to me and my muntered mate like a metal bar, and we assumed it was all going to kick off.

It turned out to be a flute, and rather than hitting him with it, he did an impressive flute/beatbox routine. Fair play, we thought.

[CaledonianGonzo]

While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea.

That's right, she's got the munchies for a California cheeseburger

[barkley87]

This whole thread has been a blast

[guypjfreak]

9 hours ago, BlackHole2006 said:

Please respect the people  running the stalls and stages at the green futures/green fields areas. They are NOT “smelly hippies” to be ridiculed and laughed at. This is their job, their livelihood and their passion. They have been there since the beginning and have been going there longer than you have. More often than not, they have helped Michael Eavis with the earlier Glasto’s.

 

Green Futures is one of my favourite areas for this reason and it really boils my piss thinking that kitty & toby will laugh at the filthy hippies then go over to the park and “vibe” to Jamie XX. 

 

Thanks for reading xoxo

Too many newbies going old son.. They'll be more newbies than oldies this year lol 

[Hugh Jass]

Shine on you crazy diamonds.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

10 hours ago, clarkete said:

Clearly there are accusations that need to be aired in some type of kangaroo court so that we can stroke our chins in judgement.

Oh, can we? Can we, please? Please, please with pretty bells on. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

5 hours ago, BlackHole2006 said:

haahahahaha

sorry guys, i'm so embarrased I can't even bare to read the comments.

this thread seemed like a good idea at the time but in hindsight was probably a terrible one, which is basically the story my life.

I would like to apologise to all the kitty's, toby's and jamie xx fans of the world who I offended making this post.

much love from a mortified blackhole2006. 

Hello BlackHole2006,

Nice car crash. Spectacular even. Got any more?

Joking aside, I doubt there's many people on this forum who haven't written down something that they regret at a later date. It happens to me often enough. In my defence, they have nearly all occurred when I wasn't taking my daily medications. 

Thanks for creating this thread, as it's given us all a laugh. 

[clarkete]

22 hours ago, BlackHole2006 said:

haahahahaha

sorry guys, i'm so embarrased I can't even bare to read the comments.

this thread seemed like a good idea at the time but in hindsight was probably a terrible one, which is basically the story my life.

I would like to apologise to all the kitty's, toby's and jamie xx fans of the world who I offended making this post.

much love from a mortified blackhole2006. 

I think most found it a welcome distraction from the usual seasonal threads which are a hive of activity at this time of year.

I'm intrigued about the person who downvoted your apology though, which side of the fence are they on?

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

3 hours ago, clarkete said:

I'm intrigued about the person who downvoted your apology though, which side of the fence are they on?

It would be interesting to know the thought processes that went on prior to the decision to down vote. The decision to down vote would seem a little harsh from this end, but I'm blinkered, and cannot see all perspectives, I'd say.