2020 headliners

[balti-pie]

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[CaledonianGonzo]

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[CaledonianGonzo]

"It matches the suit"

[jparx]

Feel like we were pretty certain on the headliners and legend this time last year (albeit Macca pulled out/whatever and The Killers came in). Seems to be a much more closely kept secret this year.

We've spent pages and pages waffling about Foals and The 1975, but neither act has a real solid headline rumour against them. We only have some actual rumours for Fleetwood Mac and conflicting Macca reports AFAIK, with Foals (imo) more likely for a sub/Other slot.

Could the lack of solid rumours play in to Neil's old theory that info on American acts doesn't usually leak as much? Perhaps we've got some (non FM) American headliners? 

Edited September 13, 2019 by jparx

[Guest]

1 minute ago, jparx said:

Feel like we were pretty certain on the headliners and legend this time last year (albeit Macca pulled out/whatever and The Killers came in). Seems to be a much more closely kept secret this year.

We've spent pages and pages waffling about Foals and The 1975, but neither act has a real solid headline rumour against them. We only have some actual rumours for Fleetwood Macca AFAIK, with Foals (imo) more likely for a sub/Other slot?

Could the lack of solid rumours play in to Neil's old theory that info on American acts doesn't usually leak as much? Perhaps we've got some (non FM) American headliners? 

There's been the new poster claiming that Kendrick has been booked too.

[jparx]

4 minutes ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

There's been the new poster claiming that Kendrick has been booked too.

I'd want to hear something from another source before I class that as a proper rumour, but yeah good point. I do tend to think they've got a big ace up their sleeve, and hopefully in the form of Taylor, Kendrick, Gaga, Beyonce etc.

[Quark]

Daft Punk to come flying in from left field and take everyone by surprise

[CaledonianGonzo]

Thomas Bangalter wears a miniature robot head on the end of his willie.

[uscore]

he says it makes him harder, better, faster, and stronger

[Gilgamesh69]

21 minutes ago, Quark said:

Daft Punk to come flying in from left field and take everyone by surprise

With Kraftwerk sub pls

[CaledonianGonzo]

14 minutes ago, uscore said:

he says it makes him harder, better, faster, and stronger

Cock

Robot Cock

[Radi0Head]

What’s this Kendrick poster rumour ting ? 

[FloorFiller]

3 minutes ago, Radi0Head said:

What’s this Kendrick poster rumour ting ? 

The usual ‘friend of an uncle who knows a guy’ kind of thing. They occasionally prove to be true (that’s where The Cure first came from this/last year) but more often than not it’s bollocks. Here’s hoping the former ey.

[Hugh Jass]

A strong Kendrick rumour over the next couple of weeks might help discourage some of the Neil Lonsdale types.

[fatyeti24]

Just now, Hugh Jass said:

A strong Kendrick rumour over the next couple of weeks might help discourage some of the Neil Lonsdale types.

Not from starting a petition, though.

[Hugh Jass]

Just now, fatyeti24 said:

Not from starting a petition, though.

If they could do it before the sale that would be just lovely.

[Hugh Jass]

What’s the most Lonsdale/Gammon infuriating trio we could think of?

1975/Taylor Swift/Kendrick

Let’s that rumour going.

[Hugh Jass]

Actually we need to get CATQ up in there, not only does she not play guitars but she’s a woman. And she’s gay. And she’s French!

Lonsdale’s head would explode.

[Matt42]

Nah the 1975, Kendrick Lamar, Taylor Swift would be banging headliners. I’d be at the pyramid every night.

[Hugh Jass]

2 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

Nah the 1975, Kendrick Lamar, Taylor Swift would be banging headliners. I’d be at the pyramid every night.

I think you’ve missed the point here.

[Matt42]

6 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

I think you’ve missed the point here.

No I completely get the point but I just didn’t want those three headliners to be thrown around as a shit trio because I’d be all over that.

[FloorFiller]

3 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

No I completely get the point but I just didn’t want those three headliners to be thrown around as a shit trio because I’d be all over that.

He wasn't saying it was a shit trio - he was saying it would repel/enrage Neil Lonsdale types.

[Matt42]

10 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

He wasn't saying it was a shit trio - he was saying it would repel/enrage Neil Lonsdale types.

I wonder how many Lonsdale types actually attend the festival? 

I always thought it was those who never go.

[Matt42]

10 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

He wasn't saying it was a shit trio - he was saying it would repel/enrage Neil Lonsdale types.

I wonder how many Lonsdale types actually attend the festival? 

I always thought it was those who never go.

[Radi0Head]

44 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

I wonder how many Lonsdale types actually attend the festival? 

I always thought it was those who never go.

It’s equal to however many replies any given radio x tweet gets