StevieGed Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Other sub at best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcshed Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Presumably he's coming to put a stop to Mik Artistik's Pocket of Straws. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nal Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 5 hours ago, CaledonianGonzo said: What's the gammon position on The Borough? Nostalgia, cos hes something they remember from their childhood along with ration books and corned beef and that dog from off of The Dambusters? Or crimson-faced apoplexy, as he's another BBC-funded looney lefty spouting on about climate change when have you seen all the snow we've been having? "Hes maybe the most well traveled human ever, been traveling the globe for over 60 years. Listen to the man". "Err well hes not a scientist is he?" "Well you don't believe them either". And so on. He really pissed a lot of people off with that last speech. Looking forward to him speaking. "with a foul stench of manure and chemical toilets, swirling storms of seagull droppings day and night and almost guaranteed mud, surely no place on earth... is this ....inhospitable. Except one..... Oxylers". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuttlep Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 I am hoping he does the whole Jurassic park thing , lands in one of them helicopters, Jurrasic theme playing , steps out in his lovely white lined suit. and there is a massive T Rex on stage, Jeff Goldblum comes out shouting something about random butterfly wings flapping in Oz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug85 Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 14 minutes ago, shuttlep said: I am hoping he does the whole Jurassic park thing , lands in one of them helicopters, Jurrasic theme playing , steps out in his lovely white lined suit. and there is a massive T Rex on stage, Jeff Goldblum comes out shouting something about random butterfly wings flapping in Oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawros Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 (You know you've got the wrong Attenborough, right?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.M.V Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, Hawros said: (You know you've got the wrong Attenborough, right?) Well it's hardly going to be the other one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Hawros said: (You know you've got the wrong Attenborough, right?) He was really frightening as Christie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 I haven't read the thread, but I do know that I drove for about 2 hours to go and witness David Attenborough give a talk. It was in a university building in Leicester, if memory serves me right. Anyway, when it came to question time, a young lady stood up and asked the bloke would he marry her. I was annoyed at that because that was the exact question I was going to ask him myself. I mean. beautiful young lady in one hand, ugly old bastard in the other. It's a no brainer. That's how peacocks work it out, anyway. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) 56 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: I haven't read the thread, but I do know that I drove for about 2 hours to go and witness David Attenborough give a talk. It was in a university building in Leicester, if memory serves me right. Anyway, when it came to question time, a young lady stood up and asked the bloke would he marry her. I was annoyed at that because that was the exact question I was going to ask him myself. I mean. beautiful young lady in one hand, ugly old bastard in the other. It's a no brainer. That's how peacocks work it out, anyway. Good to see you back Yog, you have been missed Edited February 15, 2019 by OG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 6 hours ago, OG said: Good to see you back Yog, you have been missed I was going to do one from this site, but just can't do it. It's part of my fabric now, I guess. Thank you for your PM. That was and is special to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeHC Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 22 hours ago, The Nal said: Hes maybe the most well traveled human ever, been traveling the globe for over 60 years. Listen to the man". "Err well hes not a scientist is he?" "Well you don't believe them either". And so on. He really pissed a lot of people off with that last speech. Heard this said before- particularly weird in that, while he isn't a researcher, he does have a degree in natural sciences (zoology and geology mainly) from Cambridge- so hardly scientifically illiterate is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwedgeAntilles Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 20 hours ago, Hawros said: (You know you've got the wrong Attenborough, right?) Life, uh, finds a way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 hopefully he will add a bit to the love the farm leave no trace message and make it relevant to the festival at the time ... or at least hand out some bin bags 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdusty surfer Posted February 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) On 2/14/2019 at 12:54 PM, mcshed said: Presumably he's coming to put a stop to Mik Artistik's Pocket of Straws. and his plastic fox ...... Edited February 15, 2019 by Sawdusty Surfer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdusty surfer Posted February 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) Double post Edited February 15, 2019 by Sawdusty Surfer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gigpusher Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 Hopefully one of his messages will be to love the farm and leave no trace. Maybe he'll be on first thing Friday morning in the hope that people get the message and that we have the cleanest festival yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, gigpusher said: Hopefully one of his messages will be to love the farm and leave no trace. Maybe he'll be on first thing Friday morning in the hope that people get the message and that we have the cleanest festival yet. see a couple of posts up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gigpusher Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 hours ago, crazyfool1 said: see a couple of posts up Sorry hadn't read all the posts but great minds eh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 Nice one Sawdusty Surfer. One day we shall meet. It'll be spectacular! lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karaseen Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 (edited) The year was probably 2013 and I was spangled with my then boyfriend in the Park late one Glastonbury night. We were approached by a young couple not much more than 20 who thought we were THE COOLEST. Not sure what their criteria was but they claimed we epitomised Glastonbury. Mind you, we were only mid-30s and knew we were hardly grizzled veterans, but we were flattered nonetheless and off our chops. It was their first Glastonbury, so we shared our goodies, had a nice chat imparting our wisdom, giving out tips and tricks to the youngsters. They were absolutely lovely and really got Glastonbury. Suddenly the male, who was clearly enamoured with us, said, "I'm telling them. They should KNOW." The girl had no time to respond, but her face showed her horror. "THIS IS DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S GRANDDAUGHTER". Our eyes, already as wide as saucers, lit up and before we were able to spit out platitudes and questions ("NO WAY!", "You're so lucky!", "What's he like?!", "Is he a good grandpappy!?", "THAT'S SO AWESOME"), she smacked her boyfriend and bolted down the hill. The BF explained: "She hates when I tell people that but I think its so cool." I wonder if it was true and I wonder if they are still together enjoying many more Glastonburys. Edited February 20, 2019 by karaseen 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuttlep Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 On 2/14/2019 at 1:12 PM, shuttlep said: I am hoping he does the whole Jurassic park thing , lands in one of them helicopters, Jurrasic theme playing , steps out in his lovely white lined suit. and there is a massive T Rex on stage, Jeff Goldblum comes out shouting something about random butterfly wings flapping in Oz Just read the Goldblum has confirmed my prophetic dreams are coming true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 On 2/14/2019 at 1:12 PM, shuttlep said: I am hoping he does the whole Jurassic park thing , lands in one of them helicopters, Jurrasic theme playing , steps out in his lovely white lined suit. and there is a massive T Rex on stage, Jeff Goldblum comes out shouting something about random butterfly wings flapping in Oz Bolam lives! Not a helicopter but a giant white swan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 26 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said: Bolam lives! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 1 hour ago, CaledonianGonzo said: Ok well done you likely lad . I am off to edit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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