Lawks! It's only the 2019 Next Announcement Thread!

[gherkin8r]

10 minutes ago, sparkythetortoise said:

Er...shouldn't that be the Sasperella Paradigm?

I suppose it is both a paradigm in that there is a pattern and a paradox in that there also is no pattern

[JoeyT]

Might be nothing to it but this tweet suggests the "i'm playing Glastonbury" images have been sent to some artists very recently...

 

[The Other Steve]

I'm at a campsite in Italy sat in the porch area with torrential rain for the next few hours...if it's 10am then the timing for once couldn't be any better as got nothing to do but drink and listen to music and read this site as there is free WiFi. Bring it on ???

[eFestivals]

8 minutes ago, Razza_bezza said:

@eFestivals Neil is being very quiet this morning can’t see a 10am announcement without already having a inkling of bed standing??

whenever the full announcement is, it's unlikely I'll get concrete notice of it - so there won't be a stand by your beds.

The best I'm likely to get is what I've already had - someone telling me it's today. 

No idea if it really is, tho in theory the info should be spot on. So it's probably today.

[Kalopsia]

Just now, JoeyT said:

Might be nothing to it but this tweet suggests the "i'm playing Glastonbury" images have been sent to some artists very recently...

 

Cracking spot! The excitement is building...

[bennyhana22]

Just now, eFestivals said:

whenever the full announcement is, it's unlikely I'll get concrete notice of it - so there won't be a stand by your beds.

The best I'm likely to get is what I've already had - someone telling me it's today. 

No idea if it really is, tho in theory the info should be spot on. So it's probably today.

Gosh

Ben

[Razza_bezza]

Just now, eFestivals said:

whenever the full announcement is, it's unlikely I'll get concrete notice of it - so there won't be a stand by your beds.

The best I'm likely to get is what I've already had - someone telling me it's today. 

No idea if it really is, tho in theory the info should be spot on. So it's probably today.

Thanks for clarifying fingers crossed for today then

[Doug85]

Just now, eFestivals said:

whenever the full announcement is, it's unlikely I'll get concrete notice of it - so there won't be a stand by your beds.

The best I'm likely to get is what I've already had - someone telling me it's today. 

No idea if it really is, tho in theory the info should be spot on. So it's probably today.

That's as close to a "stand by your beds" as we are going to get. 

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, gherkin8r said:

I suppose it is both a paradigm in that there is a pattern and a paradox in that there also is no pattern

So, a double paradox then?

"Does a person who says that they are lying now speak truly?"

[sparkythetortoise]

4 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

Do I look like a professor?  

Do I look like a pedant?

...Yes

 

[Doug85]

Ah FFS I've just had a meeting called on me for 10am as well. I hope it's out for when I get out. 

[Brownie30]

Where's the 'It's Happening' GIF when you need it? 

[Honeybane]

yea i reckon it's today

 

I've seen a few 'i'm playing glastonbury' pics on twitter

[mouserat]

I'm conducting job interviews from 10am so might have to try and sneak a glimpse of my phone in between candidates.

(Of course, if you're reading this and you're one of the people I'm interviewing then we can just forget the Q&A and chat about the line-up for an hour instead)

[jparx]

5 minutes ago, JoeyT said:

Might be nothing to it but this tweet suggests the "i'm playing Glastonbury" images have been sent to some artists very recently...

 

That looks like a good sign. 

[Homer]

15 minutes ago, gazariath said:

Can you go to your kitchen and put Absolute on now please? Thanks from all of us

I've sold that house now, so could be a tad awkward sadly.

[Keithy]

As my all day meeting has just been canned, I am now happy to accept it might be today and am no longer on #TeamFriday.

[Nobody Interesting]

6 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

So it's probably today.

Probably

Hopefully

[FuzzyDunlop]

Just now, jparx said:

That looks like a good sign. 

Unless for 5 seconds you thought it was Mark Owen & its a fucking awful sign.

[kaytee...]

I'm working from home so I hope its today and no one can accuse my of skiving

[morph100]

runs off to check app store isn't sneakily updating the glastonbury app.....

runs back in with tail between legs

[bigfurbdogg]

8 minutes ago, JoeyT said:

Might be nothing to it but this tweet suggests the "i'm playing Glastonbury" images have been sent to some artists very recently...

 

Good spot! How do you find these things?!

[eFestivals]

Just now, kaytee... said:

I'm working from home so I hope its today and no one can accuse my of skiving

... although, of course, you will be skiving.  

[Stocksey]

So should we create a post that says

"Sort of  stand by your beds, maybe, unless you cant, then go off and do something else and come back and stand by your beds tomorrow something might happen then..... or the next day"?

[Mr.Tease]

1 minute ago, mouserat said:

I'm conducting job interviews from 10am so might have to try and sneak a glimpse of my phone in between candidates.

(Of course, if you're reading this and you're one of the people I'm interviewing then we can just forget the Q&A and chat about the line-up for an hour instead)

Just make "what is the full Glastonbury lineup" an interview question