Lawks! It's only the 2019 Next Announcement Thread!

[MilkyJoe]

7 minutes ago, incident said:

I think that's a big enough name that if it were there this year, it'd have been mentioned.

You've been to the web page, yeah? The poster doesn't say anything but the article fleshes out a few names.

 

Yeah I’m hoping they will drop an actual poster to follow it up. Not sure if IMC were there in 17 or not but I thought they were pretty regular these days.

[Riggins]

I'm getting impatient now - I'd rather not have any announcement than about 5 random names. What's the point? 

[uscore]

The next poster drop will be for the East Carparks

FEATURING:

Good views

Portaloos (broken)

Disinterested stewards

The already drunk and sunburnt lads

Walk past the oxfam camping area

Ridiculous Hills

The annual discussions "How did we end up in E11 again" and "do you remember that time we were in E4 right by the gate??!"

AND PLENTY MORE!*

 

* not much more

 

 

[brettredmayne]

Jonathan Pye is a pretty big name too

[deadpheasant]

2 minutes ago, brettredmayne said:

Jonathan Pie is a pretty big name too

Hopefully doesn't clash with anyone major, would be good to catch him. His stand-up on YouTube is great.

[tumbles]

+1 for Pie, defo going to try and catch that. 

[chazwwe]

Will also be trying to catch Pie. He's performing near me at the end of the year but tickets are £25. 

Edited April 30, 2019 by chazwwe

[brightyoungthing2]

10 minutes ago, uscore said:

"do you remember that time we were in E4 right by the gate??!"

 

 

 

I think I say this every year! Bit close to home? REMEMBER THOUGH

[Nobody Interesting]

Thursday - Block 9
Friday - Glade
Monday - Leftfield

Cos according to the Thingy the 2nd, 3rd and 6th May have never had area announcements.

[The Nal]

Jonathan Pie!! Haha, yes.

 

[Gnomicide]

2 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said:

Thursday - Block 9
Friday - Glade
Monday - Leftfield

Cos according to the Thingy the 2nd, 3rd and 6th May have never had area announcements.

This is the kind of logic I can completely get behind.

[Sasperella]

48 minutes ago, gibble said:

Yeah - it’s not much of an announcement really is it. Just a couple of names really.

Yeh, it's not an announcement, more of just a description of what T&C is!

However, the couple of names in the article are quite interesting

 

[chazwwe]

3 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said:

Thursday - Block 9
Friday - Glade
Monday - Leftfield

Cos according to the Thingy the 2nd, 3rd and 6th May have never had area announcements.

something something pattern. 

This would be fantastic though, apart from Arcadia Block 9 and Leftfield are my 2 most anticipated each year and with Block 9 getting an upgrade, very excited to see what they can come up with. 

[Lubic]

Jonathan Pie and Nish Kumar - not bad! My friend used to be a big fan of Paul Foot too, so he'll be happy.

[Winslow Leach]

Sorry lads, but anyone excited by the prospect of Jonathan Pie needs to take a long, hard fucking look at the state of themselves.

[Zoo Music Girl]

Was initially excited, but there's actually not much info there, is there? Would like to see Paul Foot and Nish Kumar. And Puppetry of the Penis is brilliant - saw that nearly 20 years ago! Can't believe they're still at it. 

I thought Jonathan Pie was widely considered to be a knob?

[Winslow Leach]

1 minute ago, Zoo Music Girl said:

I thought Jonathan Pie was widely considered to be a knob?

Dapper Laughs for people who sometimes watch Question Time.

[Barneym]

50 minutes ago, chazwwe said:

something something pattern. 

This would be fantastic though, apart from Arcadia Block 9 and Leftfield are my 2 most anticipated each year and with Block 9 getting an upgrade, very excited to see what they can come up with. 

I think because of this they will leave Block 9 until last to have the big reveal, although I guess you could want the same about Arcadia.

if Glade is deffo Friday I don’t think we will get another one in between 

[Ayrshire Chris]

Yet another year I promise myself that we will do the circus and theatre and probably won’t make it. Is there Thursday performances,?  that might keep me out the bars for a wee while . 

[Matt - Ed Banger Records]

Jonathan Pie’s continued existence is really perplexing.

[The Nal]

12 minutes ago, Zoo Music Girl said:

I thought Jonathan Pie was widely considered to be a knob?

People flock to see fox hunters at the festival.

Pie's the asshole though. 

[The Martini Police]

50 minutes ago, Zoo Music Girl said:

I thought Jonathan Pie was widely considered to be a knob?

Firstly, Pie is a character. Secondly, I wouldn't say widely. His work might annoy those in the identity politics-obsessed bubble though as he highlights the absurdity of it pretty well.  

[Zoo Music Girl]

1 minute ago, The Martini Police said:

Firstly, Pie is a character. Secondly, I wouldn't say widely. His work might annoy those in the identity politics-obsessed bubble though as he highlights the absurdity of it pretty well.  

I know he's a character, thanks - didn't know his real name and cba to look it up as the character name is what he goes by. I've never seen any of his work, just aware that all I've heard of him is pretty negative so just asking.

[brettredmayne]

Daft Jonathan Pie fact, I had tickets to see him which I bought for my dads birthday.

The day before my dad had a massive row with on twitter over the man who taught his dog to do Nazi salute and refused to go.

[Winslow Leach]

51 minutes ago, Matt - Ed Banger Records said:

Jonathan Pie’s continued existence is really perplexing.

 

5 minutes ago, Zoo Music Girl said:

I know he's a character, thanks - didn't know his real name and cba to look it up as the character name is what he goes by. I've never seen any of his work, just aware that all I've heard of him is pretty negative so just asking.

I think you'll find the essence of satire is stating things you unironically believe, to people who agree with you, but with a silly surname.