Top 10 things you’d rather not see at Glastonbury 2019

[Splonk]

1. Morrissey
2. Abandoned tents - interiors smeared with turd
3. That twat from Take That
4. Either Gallagher brother
5. Jacob Rees Mogg eating a growler
6. Copies of the Daily Mail/ Daily Mail photographers
7. A mysterious damp patch in the corner of your tent when you wake up
8. Canoeing in Kidney Mead
9. Selfies at the Pyramid for Kylie
10. Monday morning

 

[Hugh Jass]

Billy Banjo and the Lads

[CaledonianGonzo]

1. top gear live

2. university chalange

3. the prime minister

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

1. Alan

2. Steve

3. Dan

[Wooderson]

2 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

3. the prime minister

Reccie for her Brexstock knees up? 

[crocodiles]

Simon Cowell

Anyone from any reality show 

Boris

Copies of the scum

Take that 

 

[Amy Lawn]

10 hours ago, Splonk said:

Selfies at the Pyramid for Kylie

Why not tho? Legends slot is daft fun with your mates, nothing wrong with getting a picture.

Excessive phototaking/filming or living your festival just for the pictures is for total pricks, but let's not throw out the baby with the bathwater.

 

I'd like to see nobody dropping litter, no drug deaths, nobody standing washing their hair or brushing their teeth at a campsite tap. Just fill up a vessel with the water you need and stand aside FFS there's a queue!

Edited October 8, 2018 by GETOFFAMYLAWN

[kalifire]

Pissing on to the farm. 

[Sasperella]

1. JD Honey

2. My own vomit

Both seem reasonable unlikely. 

[Keithy]

Rain.

[Xeph1995]

Mumford and Sons

Stormzy

 

[ian the worm]

11 hours ago, Splonk said:

6.  Copies of the Daily Mail/ Daily Mail photographers

 

The Daily Mail actually publish a great daily online photographic gallery.

[ian the worm]

Opposuits.  The jokes over.

[FuzzyDunlop]

3 minutes ago, ian the worm said:

The Daily Mail actually publish a great daily online photographic gallery.

A broken clock is right twice a day.

They are still a bunch of twats.

[Pinhead]

That soul destroying queue to get in

Abandoned 'festival' tents

Rain

People getting crushed to death in the Shangri-La feeder lanes

A tractor trying to tow a tank full of long drop liquor through the site during Pyramid / Other stage changeover 

People disrespecting the farm

[Hugh Jass]

[Quark]

1. The sky. Not because I want clouds, but because it generally means I'm flat on my back and having a 10-minute moment before I'm capable of standing again.

2. The ground. As above but face down instead.

3. Security and the inside of the medical tent in response to 1 and/or 2.

4. Any of my family. Especially not in conjunction with any of the above.

[Quark]

8 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

I feel I've missed something (so often the case) - is there any particular reason for this forum's apparent disdain for Skeletor?

[Quark]

33 minutes ago, ian the worm said:

Opposuits.  The jokes over.

But but but it's the test card!  From off of the telly! And it's on a suit!

[Hugh Jass]

4 minutes ago, Quark said:

I feel I've missed something (so often the case) - is there any particular reason for this forum's apparent disdain for Skeletor?

I refer you back to the 2008 Friday lineup...

[Curlygirl]

5 minutes ago, Quark said:

I feel I've missed something (so often the case) - is there any particular reason for this forum's apparent disdain for Skeletor?

Is this not refering to chair w*nkers? 

 

Clearly not, just seen Hugh Jass reply. I’m still none the wiser ?

Edited October 8, 2018 by Curlygirl

[Hugh Jass]

Just now, Curlygirl said:

Is this not refering to chair w*nkers? 

It's everything that's wrong with Glasto in a photo - chairs, wellies ( and by extension, mud), landfill indie...

[Quark]

1 minute ago, Hugh Jass said:

I refer you back to the 2008 Friday lineup...

I'll not lie that's not a lineup I'd pay to watch. So it's basically his musical taste then?  Seems a bit harsh, I like some utter shite and I'm popular. Right? Right? Is this thing on?

[Quark]

1 minute ago, Hugh Jass said:

It's everything that's wrong with Glasto in a photo - chairs, wellies ( and by extension, mud), landfill indie...

OK that I can get behind!

[Crazyfool01]

44 minutes ago, ian the worm said:

Opposuits.  The jokes over.

upvote ... suits are terribly impractical for festivals  ... ive run out though  

 

edit run out of upvotes ... not suits 

Edited October 8, 2018 by crazyfool1