The Weather Thread 2019

[tumbles]

Just now, jambla said:

When does the 12z run?

16:45 - so will start to get an idea by 17.30

[BambooShanks]

1 minute ago, jambla said:

When does the 12z run?

It's usually out for 5ish 

[fred quimby]

50 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

No fucking way!

I'm on a floor between 3 and 9...

I so hope he is sat next to you

[Hugh Jass]

Just now, fred quimby said:

I so hope he is sat next to you

It would be a shock, make no mistake.

Not divulging any more info just in case he does work in my office and is more senior than me...

[Ayrshire Chris]

15 minutes ago, tumbles said:

It seems far to calm in here at moment.  Why do I feel the 12z will fuck shit up and cause panic again.. 

Aye, reminds me of that Bjork song

[jambla]

I am learning a lot about weather forecasting from following this thread and strangely enjoying it.

[T-Mouse]

47 minutes ago, Duggyfresh44 said:

SE is level 2. 

SW IS level 1. 

Look at the map.

So it is. My bad. We'll take it!

Edited June 21, 2019 by T-Mouse

[Woffy]

6 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Aye, reminds me of that Bjork song

Betty Hutton song, you mean. ?

[Rum Ham]

[kalifire]

Is this the maddest Weather Thread yet? We seem to have gone through all possible scenarios within about a fortnight, ending on slightly too hot, if anything. . 

If it turns out like AccuWeather now have it forecast, it’ll be absolutely glorious.

[Gedh]

1 hour ago, Hugh Jass said:

No fucking way!

I'm on a floor between 3 and 9...

me too. 

[Hugh Jass]

2 minutes ago, Gedh said:

me too. 

Turns out we do work for the same company, what are the odds?

[dan05delaney]

1 minute ago, Hugh Jass said:

Turns out we do work for the same company, what are the odds?

Sod the weather... this got interesting ?

[Gedh]

Just now, Hugh Jass said:

Turns out we do work for the same company, what are the odds?

I am a corporate drone it's true....

 

 

[bombfrog]

32 minutes ago, tumbles said:

16:45 - so will start to get an idea by 17.30

Why doesn't it run at 12:00 UTC? I thought that's what it was named after so keep getting confused with the reports coming in at random times.

[katiepougher]

Look out for Glastonbury wristbands in a couple of weeks time ??

[Gedh]

2 minutes ago, katiepougher said:

Look out for Glastonbury wristbands in a couple of weeks time ??

The chips embedded in the back of our necks will allow us to find one another on site. The only positive side effect of the machinations of our corporate overlords.

[Thunderstruck]

5 minutes ago, bombfrog said:

Why doesn't it run at 12:00 UTC? I thought that's what it was named after so keep getting confused with the reports coming in at random times.

The computer starts crunching the numbers at 12z - it takes a few more hours for the results to start coming out

[Winslow Leach]

11 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

Turns out we do work for the same company, what are the odds?

Monsanto?

[Gedh]

Just now, Winslow Leach said:

Monsanto?

I said corporate clone not soulless destroyer of life on earth....

[sam1981]

Hmmm. I'm also based at 40 Bank St. Does no-one on here have a cool job?

[Costelad]

I bet it's Northern Trust or JP Morgan.

Edit: Should've mentioned I'm 10 Upper Bank St....

 

Edited June 21, 2019 by Costelad

[Greenelk]

47 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

It would be a shock, make no mistake.

Not divulging any more info just in case he does work in my office and is more senior than me...

25 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

Turns out we do work for the same company, what are the odds?

 

Is this going to be some sort of Mr Robot/Fight Club type scenario?

Edited June 21, 2019 by Greenelk

[Hugh Jass]

2 minutes ago, Greenelk said:

 

Is this going to be some sort of Mr Robot/Fight Club type scenario?

I’m not ruling it out at this stage.

[Winslow Leach]

10 minutes ago, sam1981 said:

Hmmm. I'm also based at 40 Bank St. Does no-one on here have a cool job?

I'm working from home today so have a direct line of sight from my place in East London to your headquarters of insatiable capitalist greed.

*waves*