bizarre beach Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 If you are a women aged 16-30 please spare 2 minutes of your time to answer a questionnaire on improving bikini quality...https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/98ZLJR7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashedonmud Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 How old are you madam? 31 you say? NO, no bikinis for you!! You disgust me with your oldness. Go and cover yourself immediately!!! UUUURRRRGGGGHH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalifire Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 I am not 16-30, or a woman. But in the interests of inclusivity, I've gone ahead and taken your survey anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, kalifire said: I am not 16-30, or a woman. But in the interests of inclusivity, I've gone ahead and taken your survey anyway. YOU'RE SPOILING THE RESULTS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Worst. Dissertation. Ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Done. Good luck, be sure to come back and share your results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.M.V Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 This smells fishy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 I now have a mental image of Gnomicide in a bikini. This is not sitting well with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.M.V Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Wonder which stage the OP is at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 22 minutes ago, H.M.V said: Wonder which stage the OP is at? Put Spongebob first and that's my 3 stages of drinking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Am I the only one who saw this thread title and thought "band names are getting shitter these days"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 from nurses uniforms to bikinis (fallow year boredom ?) .... and I didn't even start these threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Hugh Jass said: Am I the only one who saw this thread title and thought "band names are getting shitter these days"? They're 3rd from the top in William's Green on the Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Quark said: I now have a mental image of Gnomicide in a bikini. This is not sitting well with me. I like to wear the thong backwards. Still covers me up which is a little disappointing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernintendo Chalmers Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Hugh Jass said: Am I the only one who saw this thread title and thought "band names are getting shitter these days"? NME are already running an article on their website: "Bikini Quality debut album: everything we know so far" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 I've filled out the survey, but am not a woman, nor am I between the ages of 16 - 30, but like Kalifire, thought it necessary to be included in the survey process. Should you wish to discount my survey on these grounds, I'm the one that says that states that my current supply of bikinis was actually not bought for, but obtained from neighbours washing lines. All the best with your survey, you two piece swim suited aficionado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semmtexx Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) Just wondering. Is there a link between going to festivals and wearing bikinis? Should I be wearing a bikini to my next festival? I remember a group of lifeguards in speedos a few years ago (?2016) and, to be fair, they looked pretty good - so the missus said anyhow! ? Edited August 7, 2018 by semmtexx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 2 hours ago, semmtexx said: Just wondering. Is there a link between going to festivals and wearing bikinis? Should I be wearing a bikini to my next festival? I remember a group of lifeguards in speedos a few years ago (?2016) and, to be fair, they looked pretty good - so the missus said anyhow! ? Oh, perleeease, do get with the program semmtexx - yes, of course, you should be sporting a bikini next Glasto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 The great eFests bikini meet of 2019... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 a quick bum p before this drops off the bottoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry bear Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 I wonder what he intends doing with this information - there seems to be no indication. I have my suspicions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian the worm Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 Luckily I am happy to lie about my gender and can chose my own age (29.999). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 6 hours ago, henry bear said: I wonder what he intends doing with this information - there seems to be no indication. I have my suspicions... Just to be a pedant, for a moment - there is no indication that he is a he or a she - or even any of the other gender categories that appear to the uneducated eye as increasing everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry bear Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 Sorry, for 'he' read 'this person'. The point still stands though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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