Brian Mcculloch Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 Share your stupidest fails... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mash011 Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 you first mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 19 hours ago, Mash011 said: you first mate Your plays are your stupidest fails 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mash011 Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 51 minutes ago, Will-2609 said: Your plays are your stupidest fails your twenty thousand efests posts are yours mate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guypjfreak Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 This was my stupidest I ever did. This front page in paper No idea how or why but they chose Fall Guy as headline. Wish I had got in helicopter tho bloke was right about serious injury..... No that is not me in blue. I've never been back.. http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/1758944.Man_walks_away_unscathed_after_50ft_cliff_fall/?ref=arc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karaseen Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 On 9/10/2018 at 10:53 PM, guypjfreak said: This was my stupidest I ever did. This front page in paper No idea how or why but they chose Fall Guy as headline. Wish I had got in helicopter tho bloke was right about serious injury..... No that is not me in blue. I've never been back.. http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/1758944.Man_walks_away_unscathed_after_50ft_cliff_fall/?ref=arc Holy cow. You're a miracle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guypjfreak Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 7 hours ago, karaseen said: Holy cow. You're a miracle. Naa just fucking lucky old son... We used to love going there. Did a few illegal raves there and amazingly no one fell off then.... But me I go off on the wife's birthday. Not even sure what happened and NO I WASN'T PISSED.... To this day I can honestly say that I do not know how I was feeling and how I fell but I do know that went through my head...... 'guy you've done it this time'.. Splash.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karaseen Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 15 hours ago, guypjfreak said: Naa just fucking lucky old son... We used to love going there. Did a few illegal raves there and amazingly no one fell off then.... But me I go off on the wife's birthday. Not even sure what happened and NO I WASN'T PISSED.... To this day I can honestly say that I do not know how I was feeling and how I fell but I do know that went through my head...... 'guy you've done it this time'.. Splash.. Lucky/miracle - call it what you like, that's an amazing story. Were you more injured than you realised? Did the adrenaline/shock mask something that became problematic later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guypjfreak Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 3 hours ago, karaseen said: Lucky/miracle - call it what you like, that's an amazing story. Were you more injured than you realised? Did the adrenaline/shock mask something that became problematic later? Yea apparently that's what it was adrenaline so walked off went to the pub .. Then I got pissed then next day for wife's birthday I had Billy connelly tickets so took wife to that THEN went to the hospital. They did xrays said no worries.. Two weeks later got a phone call from said hospital asking me if I was in much pain. Yes I said.. Could you please come to the hospital When says I In the 30 minutes would be good they said. So I got there to A&E told them my name and it was like an episode of Holby city.... Never watched it but can guess...... Spent six months in a cast. Still fucking kills everyday all day... Then 2 years after I smashed my ankle at glastonbury and then tried to drive the van cos it had broken down but that's a WHOLE different story lol... Unfortunately all true.. G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 On 9/25/2018 at 4:49 PM, guypjfreak said: Yea apparently that's what it was adrenaline so walked off went to the pub .. Then I got pissed then next day for wife's birthday I had Billy connelly tickets so took wife to that THEN went to the hospital. They did xrays said no worries.. Two weeks later got a phone call from said hospital asking me if I was in much pain. Yes I said.. Could you please come to the hospital When says I In the 30 minutes would be good they said. So I got there to A&E told them my name and it was like an episode of Holby city.... Never watched it but can guess...... Spent six months in a cast. Still fucking kills everyday all day... Then 2 years after I smashed my ankle at glastonbury and then tried to drive the van cos it had broken down but that's a WHOLE different story lol... Unfortunately all true.. G Hello guy, It's just occurred to me that the 'pj' in guypjfreak could be said, by some, to stand for your propensity to put yourself in 'personal jeopardy'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guypjfreak Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 15 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: Hello guy, It's just occurred to me that the 'pj' in guypjfreak could be said, by some, to stand for your propensity to put yourself in 'personal jeopardy'. Lol yea never thought of that. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewonders Posted January 26, 2019 Report Share Posted January 26, 2019 So I get home this morning and my dog is laying on my porch covered in snow and mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbors raised these rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the dirt off and before my neighbors got home I took it over, put him back in the cage and went back home. Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming, so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexyhotdolls Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 When i was about 8, i was walking out of school, i picked up some pink fairy floss (cotton candy) off the ground and put it in my mouth. It was insulation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 I live in south London. The other week there was a car chase down the high street on a Sunday afternoon. Some confusion but appears that one guy got out of one car and went to smash the window of the other car with the butt of a gun. He must have had his finger on the trigger as he shot himself in the chest and died at the scene. Thinking of entering him for a Darwin Award if I can be bothered.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-49636789 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markmccormickireland Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 On 1/26/2019 at 3:53 AM, stevewonders said: So I get home this morning and my dog is laying on my porch covered in snow and mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbors raised these rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the dirt off and before my neighbors got home I took it over, put him back in the cage and went back home. Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming, so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage. hahahahahaha this makes my day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThatOtherDude Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 I was once driving an ATV at work and had a song in my head, I then reached for a non existent volume button to try and turn the music up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Essay Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 Probably making this video. I and my friend had enjoyed several shandies, and made this video. Just a heads up;CONTENT WARNING- To SOME people this might sound like a good weekend, but for those who would like a pre warning, we would like to offer you the courtesy. REFERENCES TO AND IMAGES OF: Alcohol and substance use Kidnapp Extremely badly executed acrobatics Conspiracy theories Guns Very, very bad geordie accents Shaolin Monks Antique spirit levels Drum and bass A clearly poor attempt at reinventing chess Lots of bad language Very sub standard video editing techniques. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffuletta Posted July 2, 2023 Report Share Posted July 2, 2023 Married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 18, 2023 Report Share Posted August 18, 2023 I met someone today who got so coke paranoid that he called the police on himself - twice! Fortunately for him they just put him down as a nutter that they didn't want to deal with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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