mjsell Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Me and a mate helped a bloke out on Friday night near the Other stage at about 1am who was trying to make his way back to his tent. He knew where he needed to go, he just physically couldn't stop his body from being as horizontal as possible. All he kept saying was "this hill is fucking steep" - we were on the dead flat walkway. We also lost a mate in SE corner Sunday night who it turned out had done a shitload of ket. Eventually found him face down in a bush on the hill up to the railway line from block9. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whisty Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Campervan East Tuesday, Phill, who was mashed, looking for his phone but couldn't tell anybody. Turns out he'd sat with a group, took a beer from their bucket, put his phone on the table and the folks there removed all phones in case one went missing only realising 3-4 hours later what had happened, by which time Phill was coming round a little. Nice guy I expect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pie_and_a_pint Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Apparently the litterpickers couldn't get in to the middle of the Stone Circle on Sunday morning to clean up because it was being 'occupied' by some people who may or may not have taken some substances that may or may not have made them think they were kings of the castle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfest2009 Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, pie_and_a_pint said: Apparently the litterpickers couldn't get in to the middle of the Stone Circle on Sunday morning to clean up because it was being 'occupied' by some people who may or may not have taken some substances that may or may not have made them think they were kings of the castle... Haha, this is amazing- really wish I been there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pie_and_a_pint Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Just now, gfest2009 said: Haha, this is amazing- really wish I been there! Me too! Somehow picking up eleventy billion Strongbow tins from the John Peel tent wasn't quite as entertaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder679 Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 3 hours ago, The Red Telephone said: At one point during the end of Radiohead's set, I was convinced the Pyramid atop the Pyramid Stage was sliding down and about to fall off. Was about to alert the people beside me to this fact, before I realised I standing to the side of it and that's how it would be projected. I then thought about angles for about 5 minutes and how utterly bewitching they are. The right level of fucked. Love this! Found myself doing similar many a time, just the right level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterfalls212434 Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 I have to say I feel for anyone who was on something strong and wandered into king gizzards set on the john peel.....those visuals were tripping me out and I had nothing in me but booze at the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterfalls212434 Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 1 hour ago, pie_and_a_pint said: Apparently the litterpickers couldn't get in to the middle of the Stone Circle on Sunday morning to clean up because it was being 'occupied' by some people who may or may not have taken some substances that may or may not have made them think they were kings of the castle... I would have been fucking pissing myself if id been witness to that sounds like one of those epic moments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashkin Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 3 hours ago, shuttlep said: This shout out goes to the guy behind me for Moderat and Justice he ws the only person within eye shot who was as fucked as me. He bouneded over gave me a hug and a shot of baileys. we waved at each other for the whp two sets. you sir are a legend, Pretty sure that was my husband! It was sambucca and Bailey's btw. He says you're a legend too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuttlep Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Kashkin said: Pretty sure that was my husband! It was sambucca and Bailey's btw. He says you're a legend too. true diamond that gent...... he's a keeper, and it was Sambuca and Baileys I remember now. we really enjoyed Moderat more than anyone else in that field i finally managed to stop dancing this morning, when i realized I was bouncing around to the pulse that i could hear in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt42 Posted June 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 1 hour ago, pie_and_a_pint said: Apparently the litterpickers couldn't get in to the middle of the Stone Circle on Sunday morning to clean up because it was being 'occupied' by some people who may or may not have taken some substances that may or may not have made them think they were kings of the castle... oh ffs i was definitely one of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pie_and_a_pint Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Just now, Matt42 said: oh ffs i was definitely one of them Amazing. Good night, was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglist1981 Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Goldie drunkenly terrorising DJs on the Gas Tower on Friday night made me laugh. Rewinding tunes, taking over the decks, getting on the mic, generally making a massive drunken nuisance of himself. He's got form for that sort of thing, but to see it in the flesh was something to behold. At one point there were like 10 blokes in the booth trying to hold him back and yet he still managed to break free and rewind the tune, again. Funny thing was that most people in the crowd were also wasted enough that they just carried on dancing, seemingly completely oblivious to it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glitterstorm Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Group of fucked people doing the limbo at stone circle in the early hours of Monday morning. The variety of facial expressions and body movements going on there was a sight to behold. Impressive too, I can barely even do it sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt - Ed Banger Records Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Kashkin said: Pretty sure that was my husband! It was sambucca and Bailey's btw. He says you're a legend too. You didn't happen to be stood in front of the sound stage did you? Sure I saw a guy with a big bottle of baileys, someone had some poppers and somebody else was talking about how he likes picking up sticks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larraht Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 A guy carrying his buddy on his shoulders during Radiohead, swaying uncontrollably as they ambled about at the back. Dude introduced himself as Josh and asked how he looked. I lied and said 'strong and stable' - they both found this hilarious and wandered off chanting 'strong and stable, strong and stable!' as they continued to sway and fall backwards and forwards, took about 10 paces and dropped his mate straight on his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelson100 Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Watched a wild group at pyramid on Sunday, one of the number stood on my friends old pie and than ate it from the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt42 Posted June 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 3 hours ago, pie_and_a_pint said: Amazing. Good night, was it? I remember someone trying to take our candle away. thats it. i remember someone claiming to be king of the castle too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pie_and_a_pint Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, Matt42 said: I remember someone trying to take our candle away. thats it. i remember someone claiming to be king of the castle too Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashkin Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Matt - Ed Banger Records said: You didn't happen to be stood in front of the sound stage did you? Sure I saw a guy with a big bottle of baileys, someone had some poppers and somebody else was talking about how he likes picking up sticks? No that must have been someone else, we were to the rear of the sound stage, and definitely no poppers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackZeppelin Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 I was surprised how few people I saw fucked up. Friday was the big one, but I saw very few folk who were more than moderately effected. Definitely seemed much more under control than previous years as was the rubbish left behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeGalvin Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 At about 5am Sunday morning, Block 9, I thought I had a conversation with my friend about the difference between old and new £5 notes. When later continuing the conversation with her, turns out it'd all been in my head. The strange places your brain takes you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penrhos Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Friday was uneventful until I got to Arcadia at which point I threw a massive whitey and had to sit on the grass in a completely useless state for ages - I do remember a KLF track being played and making a feeble attempt to get up and boogie along that resulted in a face-plant into the grass and a couple of friendly folk helping me up to my feet. I also remember being at the Engine room on Saturday night. Must have been on auto-pilot as the last thing I remember was smoking a blunt at West Holts just as the Jacksons went off. So apologies if I bimbled into anyone en-route. Nothing to do with getting through an Oz of weed, 20 cans of cider and half a bottle of rum (plus whatever I bought from the bars) to myself over the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumbot Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Someone k-holed on the floor of the silent disco at 6am Saturday in a ket365 t-shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Klein Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 haven't read the topic but did anyone else see the couple dressed in Trump gear? They looked for real, not costumes. They both had their make america great again caps and the guy was wearing a bandara around his neck, with an american flag sleveless shirt, and american flag shorts. I saw them during The Pretenders. I thought they might have gone to the wrong festival by mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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