"Really big secret"

[Jamie D]

Just popped in this thread to see if anyone's worked out the secret yet. Looks like things have gone a bit off topic...

[Jamie D]

p.s. there's a Japanese restaurant in Bournemouth called Nippon Inn

[henry bear]

Blimey, this thread's going everywhere now!

[rebus]

Always makes me chuckle when passing.

[LifeBegins@What???]

Even Ratboy is getting in on this.

[swede]

1 hour ago, The Red Telephone said:

There's a mobile dog washing/ grooming service near me called "Doggystyle"

There's a late night cafe in Hull that specialises in hot dogs called "Hot Dogging" 

[Tommy Dickfingers]

3 hours ago, stuartbert two hats said:

She visited Blackburn (or Burnley, can't remember) once and they presented her with a special meal called "Condolezza Rice". True story.

She came to Blackburn mate, Jack Straw and all that... Please don't confuse the two again. 

[SwedgeAntilles]

They should just amalgamate them and call it Blackburnly

[Heather90]

Bark's Pet Shop on the wirral. Apparently run by a mr Bark too.

Also know of 2 orthopaedics surgeons Mr. Legg and Mr Limb. 

Born for thier jobs!

[stuartbert two hats]

11 minutes ago, Tommy Dickfingers said:

She came to Blackburn mate, Jack Straw and all that... Please don't confuse the two again. 

Oh yeah, Burnley is quite nice.

[fatyeti24]

43 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Oh yeah, Burnley is quite nice.

when you turn your back to it

[Bonaneas]

4 minutes ago, fatyeti24 said:

when you turn your back to it

Intra-Lancastrian grudge match is a direction I didn't expect this thread to take. 

If you're from Salford it's all lovely & green up there in the wilds. 

[cortezuk]

Always makes me smile when I remember my old local Indian in Hazel Grove..

[Tommy Dickfingers]

1 hour ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Oh yeah, Burnley is quite nice.

*sorry for Daily Mail link* 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4506670/Man-accused-having-sex-dog.html

Lovely...

[stuartbert two hats]

Burnley is Babylon.

[CajunMoon]

3 hours ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Are you in Stockport or Macclesfield by any chance? 

Right in the middle! Home of Doves and the erm (looks around to see no one can hear) 1975. You nearby too?

[stuartbert two hats]

23 minutes ago, CajunMoon said:

Right in the middle! Home of Doves and the erm (looks around to see no one can hear) 1975. You nearby too?

I sometimes walk to the original Lord Of The Pies shop in Stockport for lunch. The second shop is in Macclesfield.

Mmm, Stockport pie.

Edited May 19, 2017 by stuartbert two hats

[SwedgeAntilles]

1 hour ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Burnley is Babylon.

Always wondered what David Gray was singing about

[Heather90]

25 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

I sometimes walk to the original Lord Of The Pies shop in Stockport for lunch. The second shop is in Macclesfield.

Mmm, Stockport pie.

Must be adding some extra special ingredients that are clouding your judgement on burnley. 

Says me who apparently 10 years ago picked Natasha Beddingfield and the fray over Biffy Clyro at Big Weekend in Preston 

[stuartbert two hats]

9 minutes ago, Heather90 said:

Must be adding some extra special ingredients that are clouding your judgement on burnley. 

Says me who apparently 10 years ago picked Natasha Beddingfield and the fray over Biffy Clyro at Big Weekend in Preston 

That's not a choice I want to make.

[ghostdancer1]

sorry for breaking up the Friday night fun, but my mate's girlfriend knows Taylor Swift's hairstylist.

said hairstylist will be with Ms.Swift for "an event" in the UK towards the end of June.

given that she's mates with Sheeran, and he'll probably have a few guests during his set, I could see her being the "big surprise" in Emily's eyes, given that she's one of the biggest pop stars in the world.

also good mates with HAIM who are back again this year and love the festival.

to be clear, i've no idea if this is a music event, on Glastonbury weekend, or even a public thing, could well be a private party for all I know...

Edited May 19, 2017 by ghostdancer1

[Losing my hair]

1 minute ago, ghostdancer1 said:

sorry for breaking up the Friday night fun, but my mate's girlfriend knows Taylor Swift's hairstylist.

said hairstylist will be with Ms.Swift for "an event" in the UK towards the end of June.

given that she's mates with Sheeran, and he'll probably have a few guests, I could see her being the "big surprise" in Emily's eyes, given that she's one of the biggest pop stars in the world.

also good mates with HAIM who are back again this year and love the festival.

That's a coherent, well reasoned post. Are you sure you're in the right place?

[FloorFiller]

3 minutes ago, ghostdancer1 said:

sorry for breaking up the Friday night fun, but my mate's girlfriend knows Taylor Swift's hairstylist.

said hairstylist will be with Ms.Swift for "an event" in the UK towards the end of June.

given that she's mates with Sheeran, and he'll probably have a few guests during his set, I could see her being the "big surprise" in Emily's eyes, given that she's one of the biggest pop stars in the world.

also good mates with HAIM who are back again this year and love the festival.

Swift appearing purely with Sheeran would be a shite result, but definitely something Emily would be right to big up to the press as it'd be a big deal for the festival/people wactching Sheeran. Hope that's not it, but could well be.

[Heather90]

7 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

That's not a choice I want to make.

Its not a choice an older and wiser me wants to make either.

[Wanderlei]

Didn't Emily say the big surprise would be announced soon? If it was Swift guesting for Ed i don't think it'd be announced beforehand.