Festival "fashion" - what's your take on the concept?

[balti-pie]

42 minutes ago, waltere said:

I will say though that there's a certain subset of people who seem to think you aren't "having fun properly" or something unless you're covered in sequins, and wearing an outrageous hat etc., and those people can get right in the bin.

(massive generalisation) they tend to be blokes in their late forties/fifties, shitfaced drunk, who slur 'WELL SMILE THEN' at you, and tell you to dance.

Look son, i aint a dancer, i just always have a miserable face, its the way i was born. I am happy, but some bellend telling me to be happy aint gonna grin my face up any! 

[Homer]

My advice is never to fancy dress on a Sunday. I made the mistake of doing this in 2009 - and subsequently realised I didn't really have the requisite level of whackiness required in me on my fourth day on it.

[stuie]

39 minutes ago, Homer said:

My advice is never to fancy dress on a Sunday. I made the mistake of doing this in 2009 - and subsequently realised I didn't really have the requisite level of whackiness required in me on my fourth day on it.

Nah.... Sunday is the best day for it! It offsets the levels of feeling disgusting. 

[Quark]

My traditional Sunday fancy dress is to rock up dressed as the concept of shame and soiled regret

[CaledonianGonzo]

If you don't look and sound like Tom Waits by the Sunday then you've wasted the previous few days.

[Homer]

47 minutes ago, Quark said:

My traditional Sunday fancy dress is to rock up dressed as the concept of shame and soiled regret

Don't forget to soil your garments for that authentic look/smell.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Visibly shuddering, teeth chattering, forcing down the dregs of a trawled pint of warm scrumpy, clasping a tray of congealed momos, not seen a bar of soap in the best part of a week.

[blutarsky]

I put a hollowed out Henry Hoover on my head last year, a la the Horne Section. 

[Homer]

My mate often dresses up as Eavis and walks around thanking people for coming and shaking their hands, which is fairly amusing when you're pissed.

My 'homosexuals are gay' t-shirt always went down a storm (finally went in the bin after this, this was before The Cure) - though its longevity is such that I've now had two wives telling me not to wear it because it's offensive.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Holy shit

[stuie]

45 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Visibly shuddering, teeth chattering, forcing down the dregs of a trawled pint of warm scrumpy, clasping a tray of congealed momos, not seen a bar of soap in the best part of a week.

It seems like another lifetime doesn’t it? Can’t wait to get back to this condition 😂

[Homer]

48 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Visibly shuddering, teeth chattering, forcing down the dregs of a trawled pint of warm scrumpy, clasping a tray of congealed momos, not seen a bar of soap in the best part of a week.

My fave is heaving repeatedly as you try to put away a warm can of weak lager on an empty stomach.

[stuie]

6 minutes ago, Homer said:

My mate often dresses up as Eavis and walks around thanking people for coming and shaking their hands, which is fairly amusing when you're pissed.

My 'homosexuals are gay' t-shirt always went down a storm (finally went in the bin after this, this was before The Cure) - though its longevity is such that I've now had two wives telling me not to wear it because it's offensive.

Definitely seen this T-shirt at glasto before but can’t remember if it was you in it! I remember thinking I want it. Interesting choice for a man who has wives though 😂

[CaledonianGonzo]

Just now, stuie said:

It seems like another lifetime doesn’t it? Can’t wait to get back to this condition 😂

Pouring one out for the homies who've spent half an hour on the Sunday queuing up for some tartiflette and are now sitting there looking at it and wondering how they're expected to eat the c**t.

[CaledonianGonzo]

2 minutes ago, Homer said:

My fave is heaving repeatedly as you try to put away a warm can of weak lager on an empty stomach.

It's also warm, but that last cheeky 500ml bottle of rum you no doubt have stashed somewhere will sort you right out.

[Quark]

Don't forget the dog end of a joint you were convinced was going to help but really isn't.

[nikkic]

If you’re not starting Sunday with a bump, then you’re doing it wrong 

[CaledonianGonzo]

This is why the Legends Slot is the greatest thing of all time.

If you were at any other festival it'd be "Got to shape up for some middle bench c**t wasting my goddamn time at 3pm" 

[Skelts]

16 minutes ago, Quark said:

Don't forget the dog end of a joint you were convinced was going to help but really isn't.

Ha yeah. I’m sure this will be better than going to the effort of rolling a fresh one…..🤮

[Quark]

18 minutes ago, Skelts said:

Ha yeah. I’m sure this will be better than going to the effort of rolling a fresh one…..🤮

Mmm, stale smoke 😄

[Hugh Jass]

13 minutes ago, MikeHassemen said:

Fashion has its own importance in our daily life but at events it become more engaging and people become more interested in fashion. 

Piss off Mike.