Weather 2017

[Slugworth]

Will never forget last years Countryfile. It hurt.

[Woffy]

2 hours ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

woffy ain't a clue either - he's  been on google

Geography and Geology A-levels. About all I can remember. 

I'm also rather nifty at Glacial stuff, Dontchaknow. 

[amfy]

3 hours ago, justperfect said:

Love the subtle way they cover their backs by adding the line "however there is low confidence for this scenario"

That means 'we looked at all the meteorological evidence and everything looked great - then we realised Glastonbury was that week.

[parsonjack]

14 minutes ago, Woffy said:

I'm also rather nifty at Glacial stuff, Dontchaknow. 

Drumlins and Eskers?  About all I can remember myself......

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, parsonjack said:

Drumlins and Eskers?  About all I can remember myself......

I can't even remember that. Moraine, all sorts of moraine (sp?) though. 

[Larraht]

54 minutes ago, Slugworth said:

Will never forget last years Countryfile. It hurt.

Lest we forget. 

[Woffy]

2 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

I have heard that you've got the acceleration of a glacier!

Now: yes. 

In my footballing days: no, sir. No, no, no. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

But your playing could be a bit

* removes sunglasses*

erratic.

[wilko8]

3 hours ago, somecoolusername said:

I can only ever believe the weather at Glastonbury is going to be whatever it is at the current time wherever I am.

So this morning: fucked

Now the sun has come out: great 

This ^^^

And also a bit of;

Upon reading a bad forecast: that's fucking bullshit, it'll probably be sunny. 

Upon reading a good forecast: spot on

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

1 hour ago, Slugworth said:

Will never forget last years Countryfile. It hurt.

That memory still chills me to the bone, didn't the bloke say something like "And if you're going to Glastonbury... it's not going to dry out" With the last bit being said while laughing 

[Woffy]

23 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

But your playing could be a bit

* removes sunglasses*

erratic.

Le Tiss-esque, yes. 

[bsolxiv]

More Jackone anyone?

https://www.netweather.tv/forum/topic/87677-glastonbury-2017-21-25-june/?page=2

[merago]

20 minutes ago, bsolxiv said:

More Jackone anyone?

https://www.netweather.tv/forum/topic/87677-glastonbury-2017-21-25-june/?page=2

That sounds promising enough

[The Nal]

Another J10 "I dunno" post.

Great.

Looking forward to his next "I still dunno" forecast.

And the final "No idea" post the week of the festival. Before he has to be chased and sedated with a needle in the neck and sent back to maximum security.

Edited June 6, 2017 by The Nal

[Tommy101]

2 hours ago, Woffy said:

Geography and Geology A-levels. About all I can remember. 

I'm also rather nifty at Glacial stuff, Dontchaknow. 

More moraine than moron

[Bubblecup]

Well I have just learned that Jackone/J10's real name is Julian, he doesn't come across like a Julian

[Woffy]

Jesus Christ, that J10 NetWeatherMums forum makes this place look fairly fucking normal. 

[cerv]

I just got in and caught the last minute of this report. After today's piss poor effort at summer yer man Tomasz has calmed me down. He's looking pretty confident that things are gonna be a-ok.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/features/40178284

 

 

[medzy]

Just watched the weeks weather ahead and it is looking good, the jet stream is bringing the highs in and pushing the lows away, warmer weather and sunshine is on the way. fingers crossed this will remain for a while. That was the most promising forecast so far for me!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/features/40178284 - look from 2.45 onwards!

[cerv]

1 minute ago, medzy said:

Just watched the weeks weather ahead and it is looking good, the jet stream is bringing the highs in and pushing the lows away, warmer weather and sunshine is on the way. fingers crossed this will remain for a while. That was the most promising forecast so far for me!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/features/40178284 - look from 2.45 onwards!

Love how we both felt we had to report this back ASAP! 

[medzy]

4 minutes ago, cerv said:

Love how we both felt we had to report this back ASAP! 

I thought that Cerv, it was the most positive weather report I have seen for a very long time. I can sleep well now 

[Mr.Tease]

Just thankful we didn't have yesterday's weather! Has there ever been a windy glastonbury? 

[Mr.Tease]

Reading J10s report, what on earth are 'neutral conditions'? 

[slash's hat]

33 minutes ago, Mr.Tease said:

Reading J10s report, what on earth are 'neutral conditions'? 

We get the same weather as Switzerland.

[richy24]

29 minutes ago, slash's hat said:

We get the same weather as Switzerland.

I'd take that!