You really have to laugh

[shepton fuchsias]

I work in a local hotel and last night a lad turned up looking crestfallen. He had just been refused entry into Glastonbury. His mate had bought a ticket but couldn't go, so he gave him the ticket and he would pretend to be his mate.

Sadly there was one problem. The lad in the photo was bald as a coot, whilst he had a full mop of hair. Being clever, he thought he'd go in a disguise that would possibly fool the stewards on the gate into letting him in.

So disguise nicely adopted, he tried to gain entry, but was very soon stopped by the stewards, taken to the security hut for inquisition. After much pleading they refused him entry, took the ticket from him and ejected him from the site.

Now you may feel somewhat sorry for the said lad, and you would be right to. Credit where credit is due, he certainly gave it his best shot, but I would suspect that had his disguise been somewhat less obvious he may well have gotten away with it..

 

This is his disguise

 

[Slugworth]

11 minutes ago, shepton fuchsias said:

I work in a local hotel and last night a lad turned up looking crestfallen. He had just been refused entry into Glastonbury. His mate had bought a ticket but couldn't go, so he gave him the ticket and he would pretend to be his mate.

Sadly there was one problem. The lad in the photo was bald as a coot, whilst he had a full mop of hair. Being clever, he thought he'd go in a disguise that would possibly fool the stewards on the gate into letting him in.

So disguise nicely adopted, he tried to gain entry, but was very soon stopped by the stewards, taken to the security hut for inquisition. After much pleading they refused him entry, took the ticket from him and ejected him from the site.

Now you may feel somewhat sorry for the said lad, and you would be right to. Credit where credit is due, he certainly gave it his best shot, but I would suspect that had his disguise been somewhat less obvious he may well have gotten away with it..

 

This is his disguise

 

Ah you see if he had gone like this 

 

He may have stood a chance.

 

all seriousness they have been well hot on checking tickets this year

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

24 minutes ago, shepton fuchsias said:

I work in a local hotel and last night a lad turned up looking crestfallen. He had just been refused entry into Glastonbury. His mate had bought a ticket but couldn't go, so he gave him the ticket and he would pretend to be his mate.

Sadly there was one problem. The lad in the photo was bald as a coot, whilst he had a full mop of hair. Being clever, he thought he'd go in a disguise that would possibly fool the stewards on the gate into letting him in.

So disguise nicely adopted, he tried to gain entry, but was very soon stopped by the stewards, taken to the security hut for inquisition. After much pleading they refused him entry, took the ticket from him and ejected him from the site.

Now you may feel somewhat sorry for the said lad, and you would be right to. Credit where credit is due, he certainly gave it his best shot, but I would suspect that had his disguise been somewhat less obvious he may well have gotten away with it..

 

This is his disguise

 

If you disguise yourself as a cock then you should expect repercussions.

[wozwebs]

Brilliant story

[Rick182]

Wouldn't it been a better idea to just shave his hair off.... it would grow back